Having taken refuge in a perpendicular universe in a seemingly endless agricultural show ground, the exiled Bodgy Creek Football Club Community fall foul of the belligerent woodchopping community & make a hasty exit. However, their escape leads them through a series of increasingly perilous multiverses. After a close shave with a marauding order of pool noodle flailing nuns, they are finally able take refuge in the relative safety of a world populated by the functional characters from the unpublished works of Elizabethan playwright Christopher Marlowe. Will the boys remember the Paval that was taught to them during their dance focused pre-season? Will the leeches cure Porterhouse of his carbuncle boils? Will the Real Bodgy Creek Podcast ever stop trying to hobble their attempts to upload this epis …?