We were shocked, moved, annoyed, offended, and everything else after watching the season premiere of Survivor: San Juan Del Sur Blood vs Water 2 (Fans vs Favorites 3?), so it's going to be a great season. 

The TOP TEN moments

10. Keith existing.

9. Dale the Boy Scout.

8. Cue the violins, here's some sad stories.

7. Jeremy's decisions.

6. Finding not-an-idol.

5. Dave becomes a botanist.

4. JOHN CARRYING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK

3. The most offensive thing this episode wasn't said by John Rocker.

2. Trying to figure out these alliances.

1. Goodbye, Nadiyah.

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