This week, you get a front-row seat to me spiraling over something that (shocker) wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be. But don’t get too comfy—you’ll have to tune in next week for the grand finale.

Then we dive into the messy art of decoding whether your “friend” is actually a secret hater or just vibing weird lately. Is this friendship just seasonal, or are we weathering a rough season? Either way, adulthood’s a scam—and navigating friendships while you’re in your feelings is its own kind of chaos.

P.S. Take a drink every time I say “I talked to Jessica about this.”