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SD 255 - We Told Everyone A...

09.23.2023

Hey guys welcome back. Today we take your calls, texts, and pleas for help. Topics range from hair care, to reverting to Islam, how to be in a NORMAL relationship when everyone is POLY, and also Jacques is only on ...

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09.23.2023 SD 255 - We Told Everyone At Church You Were GAY Hey guys welcome back. Today we take your calls, texts, and pleas for help. Topics range from hair care, to reverting to Islam, how to be in a NORMAL relationship when everyone is POLY, and also Jacques is only on ...
09.14.2023 SD 252 - OMG I'm a Chad Yas Sup ladies...today we see which one of us is a voicecel and which one of us is a deep voice chad. We then talk about Larry Sinclair, Obama being gay, Malik Obama, and every conspiracy theory on earth. Subscribe to ...
09.10.2023 PREVIEW SD 251 - Finger Banging w/ Rena Subscribe to our Patreon for the full interview with Rena, a girl I got jumped for fingering in high school. We talk about our love, its tragic fallout, and about Gay Life in Des Moines Iowa Patreon.com/seekingderagements
09.07.2023 SD 250 - Zero Depth Thirsty Welcome everyone we're back and despite some technical difficulties we manage to take a lot of your calls, one from our favorite listener (a 57 year old hairdresser and mother of two), another from someone who wants a pussy, and ...
08.27.2023 SD 248 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 6 w/ Angel Money and Jake Sillen Does your man go to target? Does your man kill bugs? Does your man have Rosacea? Does that make him gay? We called up Angel Money and Jake Sillen to help us figure it all out. Plus Angel Money tells ...
08.24.2023 Preview SD 247 - The Three Caitlyn Problem w/ Macy Rodman & Kaye Loggins The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating ...
08.20.2023 SD 246 - My Disgusting Femme Presenting Lesbian Ass Life Sup bros we are back with another classic episode...we talk about Jacques barbaric air conditioning defense system, the Femme Presenting Lesbian who was Denied Service for being Gay with a Husband, expose Barack Hussein Obama's straggotry, and take a couple ...
08.11.2023 SD 244 - Preview One Wrong Number Hola mamacitas..we're back and we're taking your calls! and reading your emails! We talk about how theoretically incorrect a phone number could be, read a lizzo blind item, solve 10,000 romantic problems, come up with a new restaurant/charity, and much ...
08.06.2023 SD 243 - Lizzo Ben Mora Evil Than Yall First Half Sup non patreon subscribing losers..here is the first half of our 2 hour episode in which we talk about Lizzo and take a personality test which plunges us into the depths of history, malice, and the corrupting force of power. ...
07.28.2023 SD 242 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 5 Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called ...
07.26.2023 SD 241 - PREVIEW The Kevin Leonardo Interview Full Video Interview on our Patreon! Hey Besties! Hesse and I sat down with TikTok influencer, controversial Youtuber, and frequently misunderstood horny gay guy, Kevin Leonardo. We talk about his various viral moments, clear the air re Epstein, trash the ...
07.20.2023 SD 240 - Yum Yum Yum Pa'Con Sushi nom! We're here and scheming some cool sculpting for Jacques, get into an argument about fat people in Troye Silvans music video for RUSH (poppers reference for those of you who don't get it) and finally we overhear a ...
07.15.2023 SD 239 - Ya Mans Gay pt. 4 Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called ...
06.29.2023 PREVIEW Lego Neil Patrick Harris w/ Girl God Our full episode with April and Grace of Girl God is available on our Patreon, subscribe there for one to two free episodes per week!
06.15.2023 UNLOCKED SD 218 - Let Them Draw Him We are finally unlocking this previously paywalled episode, we talk about Dylan Mulvaney who was being powerfully annoying at the time but more importantly we take an online morality quiz which unveils a fundamental and lifelong misunderstanding Jacques has had ...
06.05.2023 SD 231 - Ya Man's Gay Pt. 2 w/ Will Sennet & Nate Fisher We are back with another installment of THE GAY LIST and as promised we found the straightest guys we know to help us out. Listen to Will and Nate's podcast A Closer Look (Hesse is featured there as well) Also ...
05.30.2023 SD 230 - Blood for Bryan w/ Theda Hammel Welcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating his life to Project Blueprint, a $2 million per year endeavor to "de-age" ...
05.26.2023 PREVIEW SD 229 - Queer Eye Review Thats right...Jacques and I are here with a review of S7E5 of Queer Eye in which they are in New Orleans and go to an amazing and FORMERLY beloved Deli called Steins to perform a makeover on the owner Dan. ...
05.12.2023 SD 226 - If Your Man is Listening He is GAY Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called ...
04.21.2023 SD 221 - Parking Lot Perverts Were back with Jake! We talk about why i have to record in car in a semi-active lot, the time lady gaga dressed up as a nazi at coachella, on the ground reporting from Real America about Bud Lite being ...
04.04.2023 PREVIEW SD 218 - Y'all Let Them Draw Him I was subjecting Jacques and Hesse to a test on their ethics and morals and Jacques dropped this bomb. Subscribe to our Patreon for this full episode and one (oftentimes two) episodes a week!
04.02.2023 UNLOCKED SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty ...
03.30.2023 PREVIEW SD 217 - Everything Said In This Episode is Either Alleged or Parody Yall! We are back with another episode. We give a rundown on Peter Thiels boyfriends death, Peter Thiel using facebook to recruit grad students for gay pool parties, and shoot our shot now that he's single. We also talk about ...
03.23.2023 PREVIEW SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty ...
03.12.2023 SD 214 - xxBeauregardThaDivaxx Today we cover Tennessee's Lt Governor's twink scandal, talk about our favorite PnP tiktoker, and Jacques finally makes a public apology to Emrata. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
03.06.2023 PREVIEW Undercover Billionaire 10 with Jake As always we start off with some business updates from our own lives, we hear some first person expereince on what it's like to do powdered ozempic from Russia, negotiate a food for manual labor deal, and talk about home ...
03.04.2023 SD 210 - Listener Questions Today we answer a handful of listener questions. Most of your boyfriends are gay sorry to tell you that now but if he listens to this show its kind of over for you. Also, I reveal Jacques subconscious to him ...
02.26.2023 PREVIEW SD 208 - Losing Touch With Reality? We take a break from administering the Psychosis Quiz to Jacques to ask about the trash can in his front yard that says NO POOP. Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode, and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes er ...
02.17.2023 UNLOCKED SD 204 - JeffHERee Star Since we're partying at Mardi Gras we're unlocking a recent premium episode in which we talk about Jeferee Stars NFL trade, Tim Gunn style gay guys, how scary it was to see Andy Dick when you were a kid, and ...
02.02.2023 SD 203 - My Stupid Ass 6,000lbs Ass MF Life Welcome back everyone today we discuss Jacques recent trip to an ER which is literally named In N Out, the recent lawsuits against Dude Wipes and Thinx, and finally get into the billionaire who is undergoing extreme medical measures to ...
01.26.2023 PREVIEW SD 201 - Episode 201 Here's a clip from our new premium episode in which Jacques conducts some interviews with some of histories biggest stars. Here's one of his questions to Anne Frank
01.23.2023 SD 190 - Say Uncle It's our 200th episode!!! We didn't know that when we recorded but regardless, today we bring you a deep dive into the Gay Porn monopoly known as Say Uncle, home to some of the most heinous porn series known to ...
01.17.2023 PREVIEW SD 188- She Culturally AppropriATE Not only do we talk about how the Peanut M&M is technically the skinniest M&M, we also get into Gwen being Japanese, Lana hacking the Gay Brain, Dag Rce S*oryhour, Keemstar, why gay men could never replace the on-screen talent ...
01.02.2023 SD 184 - Critical Jacques Theory Today Jacques sits our white asses down and is accidentally racist while telling us about how Avatar 2 is racist, we do a present review, talk about these two Christian influencers who couldn't stop jacking off to trans porn, Elon ...
12.23.2022 Unlocked SD 168 UB 4 Dr Bronner Face Reveal We're Baaaaaack! For this week's Undercover Billionaire bonus ep you are locked in The Business Chamber alone with Ben and Jake, who discuss our beautiful, beautiful billionaires: Grant's struggles with COVID, Monique's struggles with flat tires, and Elaine's struggles with ...
12.18.2022 SD 181 - Jigslay Mama We're back! -------------- We talk about Travis Bickle being a fine piece of ass, Marilyn Monroe being a 300lb neurodivergent queen, Jacques harassing a ghost tour, and we are paid a very special visit from Jigsaw from the Saw movie ...
12.16.2022 PREMIUM EPISODE SD 180 - 792 Dead Monkeys, 491 Dead Sheep, 238 Dead Pigs, and 1 Dead Jacques Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (and often-times 2) bonus episodes a week. Welcome back everyone. Today we tell Jacques we are nominating him to be the first nerualink human test subject, crunch some of grindr's global data, and talk ...
12.02.2022 SD 178 - Non Binary People Sure Are We're back mama's! Today Jacques breaks his tooth on a rib live, we have our phones make some autofill statements about non-binary people, Hesse getting banned from Valentino, me doing sex work, Kamala being barred out, how stupid the Balenciaga ...
11.25.2022 SD 176 - MC Sucka of the Week (Me) Today we talk about Drake being gay to throw off grooming allegations, stanning Megan Trainor, using babies for clout, Tar again, and how scary it would be to be lesbian. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus episodes a week ...
11.07.2022 SD 171 - Finding Fathers Today we fight about who would survive the longest in the wilderness, we talk about Elon's takeover of twitter, the sexy ass Brazilian guy we saw leaving Paul Pelosi's house, Hesse gives a review of Tar and we end it ...
10.19.2022 SD 166- Undercover Billionaire 3: Community Guy Welcome back brokies! Hesse, Jake, and I are back in the boardroom. We open with how I made a gravedigger buy me a hotel room, we do some scheming for Jake's new bar, and how the economy of bushwick nightlife ...
10.17.2022 SD 165- Shop Class with Kaye Loggins Kaye joins Hesse and Ben to discuss this seasons horror movies, Alex Jones' settlement, that big boob teacher lady in Toronto, and queer adult babies Find Kaye's many amazing projects here: https://linktr.ee/timewharp Subscribe to Seeking Derangements for weekly bonus episodes ...
10.08.2022 SD 162 - Undercover Billionaire 2: We're Drinking w/ Jake It's review number two mamas! We hit you with some business tips of our own, reveal the fattest girl food ever, get drunk, roast Moniques lame ass, thirst for Grant, and worship miss Elaine. Follow Jake @hoe_slut_hoe on IG, go ...
10.01.2022 SD 161 - Surrender the Crystals (Patreon Exclusive) Subscribe to us on Patreon to unlock this episode, and for a weekly bonus episode. We open todays episode running through an insane twink's list of must-haves for potential boyfriends, my recent card abuse in vegas, Jacques gets hot sauce ...
09.28.2022 SD 160 - Refused Loads with GIRL GOD We randomly ran into April Clark and Grace Freud of Girl God and decided to record. We talk about the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cum Dump Event, Joe Biden implying Elton John has given thousands and thousands of men ...
09.23.2022 SD 159 - Undercover Billionaire 1: Slop Town On tonight's episode we start our newest review series! This is a show you definitely haven't heard of but its going to be your new obsession. It's called Undercover Billionaire and it's deranged. Joining us in our exploration of the ...
09.16.2022 SD - 157 Hesse is a *itch Welcome back Mama's, today we open the episode up with some live gambling (which letter will be added to LGBTQIA+), get into Jacques cursing pregnant women's non-binary babies, and end with a very illuminating quiz... Follow us on Patreon for ...
09.07.2022 TEASER SD - 155 Get A Grip You Piece Of Junk: The Advice Episode On this episode we answer listener questions, discuss what senators we think lay the best pipe, and discuss the drama occurring across the pond in Venice with the film Don't Worry Darling. You don't wanna miss this one! We Love! ...
09.03.2022 SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay by Seeking Derangements
08.18.2022 SD 151 - The Trial of Zim Welcome everyone to a Ben and Jacques solo episode! (Hesse is missing because she got offered that luxury poop job) Jacques and I craft our scheme into the fine art market, talk about being cracked out in Nola, and what ...

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SD 255 - We Told Everyone At Church You Were GAY

SD 252 - OMG I'm a Chad Yas

*PREVIEW* SD 251 - Finger Banging w/ Rena

SD 250 - Zero Depth Thirsty

SD 248 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 6 w/ Angel Money and Jake Sillen

*Preview* SD 247 - The Three Caitlyn Problem w/ Macy Rodman & Kaye Loggins

SD 246 - My Disgusting Femme Presenting Lesbian Ass Life

SD 244 - *Preview* One Wrong Number

SD 243 - Lizzo Ben Mora Evil Than Yall *First Half*

SD 242 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 5

SD 241 - *PREVIEW* The Kevin Leonardo Interview

SD 240 - Yum Yum Yum Pa'Con

SD 239 - Ya Mans Gay pt. 4

*PREVIEW* Lego Neil Patrick Harris w/ Girl God

*UNLOCKED* SD 218 - Let Them Draw Him

SD 231 - Ya Man's Gay Pt. 2 w/ Will Sennet & Nate Fisher

SD 230 - Blood for Bryan w/ Theda Hammel

*PREVIEW* SD 229 - Queer Eye Review

SD 226 - If Your Man is Listening He is GAY

SD 221 - Parking Lot Perverts

*PREVIEW* SD 218 - Y'all Let Them Draw Him

*UNLOCKED* SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again

*PREVIEW* SD 217 - Everything Said In This Episode is Either Alleged or Parody

*PREVIEW* SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again

SD 214 - xxBeauregardThaDivaxx

*PREVIEW* Undercover Billionaire 10 with Jake

SD 210 - Listener Questions

*PREVIEW* SD 208 - Losing Touch With Reality?

*UNLOCKED* SD 204 - JeffHERee Star

SD 203 - My Stupid Ass 6,000lbs Ass MF Life

*PREVIEW* SD 201 - Episode 201

SD 190 - Say Uncle

*PREVIEW* SD 188- She Culturally AppropriATE

SD 184 - Critical Jacques Theory

*Unlocked* SD 168 UB 4 Dr Bronner Face Reveal

SD 181 - Jigslay Mama

*PREMIUM EPISODE* SD 180 - 792 Dead Monkeys, 491 Dead Sheep, 238 Dead Pigs, and 1 Dead Jacques

SD 178 - Non Binary People Sure Are

SD 176 - MC Sucka of the Week (Me)

SD 171 - Finding Fathers

SD 166- Undercover Billionaire 3: Community Guy

SD 165- Shop Class with Kaye Loggins

SD 162 - Undercover Billionaire 2: We're Drinking w/ Jake

SD 161 - Surrender the Crystals (Patreon Exclusive)

SD 160 - Refused Loads with GIRL GOD

SD 159 - Undercover Billionaire 1: Slop Town

SD - 157 Hesse is a *itch

*TEASER* SD - 155 Get A Grip You Piece Of Junk: The Advice Episode

SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay

SD 151 - The Trial of Zim

PREVIEW SD 251 - Finger Banging w/ Rena

Preview SD 247 - The Three Caitlyn Problem w/ Macy Rodman & Kaye Loggins

SD 244 - Preview One Wrong Number

SD 243 - Lizzo Ben Mora Evil Than Yall First Half

SD 241 - PREVIEW The Kevin Leonardo Interview

PREVIEW Lego Neil Patrick Harris w/ Girl God

UNLOCKED SD 218 - Let Them Draw Him

PREVIEW SD 229 - Queer Eye Review

PREVIEW SD 218 - Y'all Let Them Draw Him

UNLOCKED SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again

PREVIEW SD 217 - Everything Said In This Episode is Either Alleged or Parody

PREVIEW SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again

PREVIEW Undercover Billionaire 10 with Jake

PREVIEW SD 208 - Losing Touch With Reality?

UNLOCKED SD 204 - JeffHERee Star

PREVIEW SD 201 - Episode 201

PREVIEW SD 188- She Culturally AppropriATE

Unlocked SD 168 UB 4 Dr Bronner Face Reveal

PREMIUM EPISODE SD 180 - 792 Dead Monkeys, 491 Dead Sheep, 238 Dead Pigs, and 1 Dead Jacques

TEASER SD - 155 Get A Grip You Piece Of Junk: The Advice Episode