We’re back with one of our favorites. This week, we’re joined by comedian and co-host of the podcast Exploration Live Charlie Bardey, who’s reading anonymous stories from Gwen*. Strap in as we talk about a journalism assignment that led to self-discovery, someone with the super power to smell sperm, and livesex at SIRenty Farms. Plus, we try to figure out to get Kelsey a boyfriend that can be Sophia’s buddy.

(*Not her real name. Definitely her real stories.)

Today’s business includes …

00:22: Should you be buddies with your friend’s boyfriend?

10:30: Our guest: Charlie Bardey

16:32: Our story: “Gwen”

18:35: The backstory: “Beating a path to the glory hole.”

30:40: First things … second: “She literally smelled cum on my breath.”

39:19: Worst ex: “He’s why I ended up in Kansas City.”

45:22: Places and space: SIRenity now.

48:00: Cheat sheet: “Barbara Bush.”

53:45: Best I’ve ever had: “The sugar baby thing.”

57:40: Status update: “I speak Jesus, I can fake a prayer.”

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Charlie Bardey

Supervising producer: Justin Sayles

Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle

Video editing and production: Kayla Talley

Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle

Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris

Motion design: Skull Closet Studio

Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton

Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license by premiumbeats.com.

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