Story Pirates

By Gimlet

Education Comedy Kids & Family

What's Story Pirates about?

The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids!

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Announcing Season 5!

05.06.2022

The Story Pirates Podcast is back for Season 5! Starting May 26th, listen to new episodes wherever you get your podcasts. Finally! Find out about a virtual party featuring a live reading of a fan-favorite episode and our biggest live ...

Story Pirates episodes:

05.06.2022 Announcing Season 5! The Story Pirates Podcast is back for Season 5! Starting May 26th, listen to new episodes wherever you get your podcasts. Finally! Find out about a virtual party featuring a live reading of a fan-favorite episode and our biggest live ...
01.27.2022 Deep Cuts #7: Cake Stories The Story Pirates Podcast will be back soon with Season 5, but in the meantime we have a brand new, cake-themed bonus episode for you featuring our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. Featuring “Diggy Day,” “Raining Cake,” ...
01.20.2022 Deep Cuts #6: Cheese Stories The Story Pirates Podcast will be back soon with Season 5, but in the meantime we have a brand new, cheese-themed bonus episode for you featuring our favorite, funniest, and weirdest stories from the archives. Featuring “George’s Cheese,” “The Creation ...
01.13.2022 Deep Cuts #5: Dragon Stories The Story Pirates Podcast will be back soon with Season 5, but in the meantime we have a brand new, dragon-themed bonus episode for you featuring our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. Featuring “The Knight’s Pet Dragon,” ...
11.24.2021 DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2021 In this special bonus episode, DJ Squrim-a-Lot celebrates Thanksgiving the only way he knows how–by smashing that spacebar! Featuring some of our favorite songs and deep cuts from the podcast. For more from the Story Pirates, visit storypirates.com/podcast Learn more ...
11.22.2021 Trailer–Bugs and Daffy’s Thanksgiving Road Trip Celebrate Thanksgiving week with Looney Tunes and the Story Pirates! Looney Tunes Presents: Bugs and Daffy’s Thanksgiving Road Trip is a hilarious new family podcast featuring writers and performers you know and love from the Story Pirates, along with Bugs ...
08.05.2021 The Perfect Horse/Fishing Fish That Fish Humans (feat. Gabrielle Dennis and Allan K. Washington) In part two of our season finale, an undersea queen (Gabrielle Dennis) reveals her secrets. Featuring two new stories: “The Perfect Horse,” an R&B ballad about a kid (Allan K. Washington) with an equestrian dream, written by Milie, a 12 ...
07.29.2021 If Dogs Could Do The Boogie/Cheese Monkey With A Baloney Hat (feat. Gabrielle Dennis, MOZIAH and Koo Koo Kanga Roo) In part one of their season finale, the Story Pirates meet a queen (Gabrielle Dennis) and find out, once and for all, if the underwater city of Nethernabosia is real. Featuring two new stories: “If Dogs Could Do The Boogie,” ...
07.22.2021 Bad Art Werewolf/The Bear Claw (feat. Satya Bhabha, Michael Longoria, Nicolas Dromard, Dominic Nolfi, and Quinn Van Antwerp) The Story Pirates meet a famous film director (Satya Bhabha) who is making a stunt-filled underwater action movie. Featuring two new stories: “Bad Art Werewolf,” a doo-wop tune featuring four former stars of Broadway’s Jersey Boys, about a dad with ...
07.15.2021 The Snowball Safe/Claudia the Cloud (feat. Jon Bass) The crew discovers an underwater city and king (Jon Bass) that miiiiiight not be the exact one they’re looking for. Featuring two new stories: “The Snowball Safe,” a story about a girl who discovers an ingenious method to thwart yetis, ...
07.08.2021 Martian-Mallows/The Big Fortune (feat. Juwan Crawley) Lee discovers a surprising new tiny friend. Featuring two new stories: “Martian-Mallows,” an intergalactic bop about a kid (Juwan Crawley) who battles aliens who have a taste for gooey treats, written by Eason, a 7 year old from Colorado, and ...
07.01.2021 DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Summer BBQ Mixtape 2021 In this special bonus episode, everybody’s favorite worm DJ crafts the perfect playlist for your summer outdoor party plans. For more from the Story Pirates, visit storypirates.com/news Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06.24.2021 The Beautiful Potato/What It Feels Like To Be A Ghost The crew stumbles upon a troupe of Fish Scouts and helps them learn the skills to earn an important badge. Featuring two new stories: “The Beautiful Potato,” a story about a magical starch who has vowed to solve all their ...
06.10.2021 Popsicle Sweater/The New Species (feat. Raúl Esparza) In their 100th episode, the Story Pirates attend a show by famous octopus magician Octavious the Great (Raúl Esparza). Featuring two new stories: “Popsicle Sweater,” a blissed out tune about popsicle outerwear, written by Izzy, a 6 year old from ...
06.03.2021 The July Playdate/The Short Neck Giraffe (feat. Lauren Holt) An anonymous underwater graffiti artist named Angelfish (Lauren Holt) tags the Story Pirates’ ship. Featuring two new stories: “The July Playdate,” a story about a family that has dueling instrumental interests, written by Teddy, a 7 year old from Maryland, ...
05.27.2021 The Music Trials/Anti-Body Man (feat. Nick Blaemire) Rolo tests out new and possibly unwise recipes for soup. Featuring two new stories: “The Music Trials,” a song about an aspiring multi-instrumentalist (Nick Blaemire) who aims to show the world he is a music master, written by Max, an ...
05.20.2021 Conquering Pitland/Teachers Are People Too?! Meghan gets a new restorative hobby. Featuring two new stories: “Conquering Pitland,”a story about an army of fingers set to conquer an armpit, written by Jack, an 8 year old from New York, and “Teachers Are People Too?!,” the story ...
05.13.2021 Stars and Moonlight/The Mystery of the Eaten Candy (feat. Chuck Bryant) The Story Pirates venture out of the ship to a rock concert that is being held inside the mouth of a giant whale (Chuck Bryant). Featuring two new stories: “Stars and Moonlight,” a song about two sisters who can’t agree ...
05.06.2021 Little Snacks Big Problems/The Brown Cat Eric gets ready to watch the big game! Featuring two new stories: “Little Snacks Big Problems,” a medley of musical angst from the world’s most downtrodden foods, written by Cayden, a 9 year old from South Korea, and “The Brown ...
04.29.2021 The Missing Golden Eggs/The Super Secret Sassy Story (feat. Jana Schmieding) During a visit to Great White Shark Cafe, Peter faces off with a fearsome shark (Jana Shmieding). Featuring two new stories: “The Missing Golden Eggs,” a country tune about a desperate goose who jumps to conclusions too easily, written by ...
04.22.2021 Mr. Chuggy and Me/The Zero-annaire The Story Pirates forget Rachel’s birthday, so she escapes to Jellyfish Village and meets a very familiar jellyfish pop star. Featuring two new stories: “Mr. Chuggy and Me,” a story about a girl who wishes for perfection and is surprised ...
04.15.2021 The Boy Who Had a Pet Ice Cube/The Not-So-Safe Safe (feat. Mary Holland and Alex Boniello) The Story Pirates try to spiff their ship with help from reality TV host Whimsey Pepperdime (Mary Holland). Featuring two new stories: “The Boy Who Had a Pet Ice Cube,” a song about a kid (Alex Boniello) and his unusual ...
04.08.2021 The Peach/Ten Tigers Rolo discovers a secret compartment on the ship that contains a rare family heirloom. Featuring two new stories: “The Peach,” a song about a magical fruit, written by two friends from South Carolina named Maci, age 8, and Lydia, age ...
04.01.2021 DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2021 In this special bonus episode, everybody’s favorite worm DJ smashes that spacebar and plays some of our favorite songs from the podcast. For more from the Story Pirates, visit storypirates.com/news Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03.25.2021 The Lost Spoon/Backwards Town When the power goes out, Siegfried and Eric must go on an epic journey to the center of the ship. Featuring two new stories: “The Lost Spoon,” the story of an opinionated cutlery aficionado who goes to great lengths to ...
03.18.2021 The Ant Who Saved Her Colony/The Boy Who Couldn't Stop Crying The Story Pirates discover there is a drain in the ocean floor, and they’re headed right for it! Featuring two new stories: “The Ant Who Saved Her Colony,” a song about an unlikely hero who saves her community using her ...
03.11.2021 The Boy Who Mailed Himself to Australia/The Story of the Plumber’s Hideous Yodels (feat. Parvesh Cheena) It’s the Johnny Blobfish Show! Starring Johnny Blobfish (Parvesh Cheena)! Meghan as Mrs. Blobfish! Rachel as Johnny Blobfish Jr.! Lee as The Mail Carrier! Eric as Mr. Wilkinson! Nimene as Suzy Who Lives Next Door! And Peter as Lil’ Sparky. ...
03.04.2021 I’m Toast, Man/The Adventures of Harold Jordan (feat. Maulik Pancholy) The Story Pirates meet an excitable isopod (Maulik Pancholy) who curates a very unique underwater museum. Featuring two new stories: “I’m Toast, Man,” a Johnny Cash-style song about one piece of bread’s miraculous transformation, written by Sam, a 6 year ...
02.25.2021 Deep Cuts #4 The Story Pirates Podcast will be back with new episodes starting March 4th, but in the meantime we have a brand new bonus episode for you featuring our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. Featuring “The Doughnut is ...
02.18.2021 Deep Cuts #3 The Story Pirates Podcast will be back with new episodes starting March 4th, but in the meantime we have a brand new bonus episode for you featuring our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. Featuring “The Clock,” “Robotics ...
02.11.2021 Deep Cuts #2 We’ll be back with new episodes starting March 4th, but in the meantime here’s another brand new bonus episode featuring some of our favorite deep cuts from the archives along with behind-the-scenes tidbits on how the Story Pirates Podcast gets ...
02.04.2021 Deep Cuts #1 The Story Pirates Podcast will be back with new episodes starting March 4th, but in the meantime we have a brand new bonus episode for you featuring our favorite, funniest, and weirdest stories from the archives. Featuring “The Case of ...
12.17.2020 Millions of Stars/The Invention Convention (feat. Starr Busby) The Story Pirates arrive at their undersea destination. Featuring two new stories: “Millions of Stars,” a musical meditation on the origins of the universe, featuring Starr Busby and written by Aditya, a 5 year old from Canada, and “The Invention ...
12.14.2020 An Interview with Lilli Cooper Lee talks to actor and singer Lilli Cooper (star of the new Story Pirates bedtime show Sleep Squad) about growing up in a family of performers and her professional journey, including her role as Sandy Cheeks in SpongeBob Squarepants: The ...
12.10.2020 If Dogs Are Janitors/Zombies Ate My Homework!!!!!! (feat. Larry Owens) Baby With A Mustache founds a start-up. Featuring two new stories: “If Dogs Are Janitors,” a song about a lucky pup (Larry Owens) working his dream job, written by Shea, a 9 year old from Illinois, and “Zombies Ate My ...
12.03.2020 Undercover Birthday/Trapped in a Basketball (feat. Rachel Dratch and Will Swenson) The Story Pirates help Meryl the Mermaid (Rachel Dratch) in her quest to win the 65th Annual Mermaid Tail Competition. Featuring two new stories: “Undercover Birthday,” a song about a classified celebration for a super secret spy (Will Swenson), written ...
11.25.2020 DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Thanksgiving Mixtape 2020 In this special bonus episode, DJ Squrim-a-Lot provides the soundtrack to your Thanksgiving feast, featuring some of our favorite songs and deep cuts from the podcast. For more from the Story Pirates, visit storypirates.com/news Learn more about your ad choices. ...
11.19.2020 Funny Animals/The Pancake Heist The Story Pirates try out a new, complicated board game. Featuring two new stories: “Funny Animals,” a story about going to the circus that is also about NOT going to the circus, written by Corinne, an 8 year old from ...
11.12.2020 My Mouth Ran Away/The Zinc Sink With the Kink in the Link Problem (feat. Alison Pill) Mother Porpoise (Alison Pill) revives her rivalry with Meghan. Featuring two new stories, “My Mouth Ran Away,” a story about a rebellious mouth by Eleanor, an 11 year old from Japan, and “The Zinc Sink With the Kink in the ...
11.05.2020 The Gold Tiara/The Blog Story Nimene searches for a new purpose. Featuring two new stories: “The Gold Tiara,” an epic fantasy tale about two kids who save the world from a dark power, written by Sydney, an 11 year old from Delaware, and “The Blog ...
10.29.2020 Rockstar/The Creepy Weepy Dollhouse Lee meets a spider. Featuring two new stories: “Rockstar,” a story about a mistaken identity that proves anyone can take center stage, by Olivia, a 10 year old from Washington, and “The Creepy Weepy Dollhouse,” a spooky tale about a ...
10.22.2020 The Fairy Without Wings/The Competition Competition (feat. Patti Harrison and Mitra Jouhari) The Story Pirates venture into the depths of an ocean trench where they encounter two bickering Riddlefish (Patti Harrison and Mitra Jouhari). Featuring two new stories: “The Fairy Without Wings,” a musical homage to Wilson Phillips about two fairies who ...
10.15.2020 Blue Night/The Unlucky Man In part 2 of our season 4 premiere, Rachel and Eric race each other to the treasure, with surprising results. Featuring two new stories: “Blue Night,” a dreamy song about a special celebration that happens once in a blue moon, ...
10.08.2020 The Weird Sisters/The Secrets of the Paintings (feat. Stephanie Hsu) Season 4 begins deep under the ocean, where the Story Pirates investigate the mysterious return of an old friend and meet a new one. Featuring two new stories: “The Weird Sisters,” a musical homage to Billie Eilish about two siblings ...
08.28.2020 CATS SIT ON YOU - the new Story Pirates album is out now! The Story Pirates’ new album, CATS SIT ON YOU, is out now! The follow-up to our award winning album BACKSTROKE RAPTOR, CATS SIT ON YOU features more of your favorite Story Pirates songs remixed and mastered to add to your ...
07.30.2020 Hedgie and the Cloud Kingdom/Floor Juice (feat. Lilli Cooper) The Story Pirates head home and are surprised by what they find. Featuring two new stories: “Hedgie and the Cloud Kingdom,” a hedgehog dance party anthem featuring Lilli Cooper, by Naomi, a 9 year old from California, and “Floor Juice,” ...
07.23.2020 The Strawberry Band/The Angel Pigs (feat. Karan Kendrick) The Story Pirates finally reach their space destination and meet a queen (Karan Kendrick). Featuring two new stories: “The Strawberry Band,” a song about a Beatlesque rock band and their encounter with a shark, written by Nathaniel, a 5 year ...
07.09.2020 I Have A Cookie/Three Little Phones (feat. Eddie Cooper) The Story Pirates meet a shapeshifting alien full of nostalgia. Featuring two new stories: “I Have A Cookie,” a gospel number sung by Eddie Cooper about a huge treat with a long life, written by Natalie, a 7 year old ...
07.02.2020 Sarah’s Song Story/The Door That No One Could Open (feat. Julie Andrews) The Story Pirates’ ship enters one of the galaxy’s most dangerous spots, the Switcheroo Zone, and items on board start randomly turning into other things like spaghetti, space raccoons and...Julie Andrews. Featuring two new stories: “Sarah’s Song Story,” about a ...
06.25.2020 The Weird Food Club/The Girl Who Painted Everything Lee gets inside the heads of his Story Pirate friends. Featuring two new stories: “The Weird Food Club,” a story about a group of friends who rally around gross meals, written by Brooklin, a 12 year old from Pennsylvania, and ...

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Story Pirates episodes:

Announcing Season 5!

Deep Cuts #7: Cake Stories

Deep Cuts #6: Cheese Stories

Deep Cuts #5: Dragon Stories

DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2021

Trailer–Bugs and Daffy’s Thanksgiving Road Trip

The Perfect Horse/Fishing Fish That Fish Humans (feat. Gabrielle Dennis and Allan K. Washington)

If Dogs Could Do The Boogie/Cheese Monkey With A Baloney Hat (feat. Gabrielle Dennis, MOZIAH and Koo Koo Kanga Roo)

Bad Art Werewolf/The Bear Claw (feat. Satya Bhabha, Michael Longoria, Nicolas Dromard, Dominic Nolfi, and Quinn Van Antwerp)

The Snowball Safe/Claudia the Cloud (feat. Jon Bass)

Martian-Mallows/The Big Fortune (feat. Juwan Crawley)

DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Summer BBQ Mixtape 2021

The Beautiful Potato/What It Feels Like To Be A Ghost

Popsicle Sweater/The New Species (feat. Raúl Esparza)

The July Playdate/The Short Neck Giraffe (feat. Lauren Holt)

The Music Trials/Anti-Body Man (feat. Nick Blaemire)

Conquering Pitland/Teachers Are People Too?!

Stars and Moonlight/The Mystery of the Eaten Candy (feat. Chuck Bryant)

Little Snacks Big Problems/The Brown Cat

The Missing Golden Eggs/The Super Secret Sassy Story (feat. Jana Schmieding)

Mr. Chuggy and Me/The Zero-annaire

The Boy Who Had a Pet Ice Cube/The Not-So-Safe Safe (feat. Mary Holland and Alex Boniello)

The Peach/Ten Tigers

DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2021

The Lost Spoon/Backwards Town

The Ant Who Saved Her Colony/The Boy Who Couldn't Stop Crying

The Boy Who Mailed Himself to Australia/The Story of the Plumber’s Hideous Yodels (feat. Parvesh Cheena)

I’m Toast, Man/The Adventures of Harold Jordan (feat. Maulik Pancholy)

Deep Cuts #4

Deep Cuts #3

Deep Cuts #2

Deep Cuts #1

Millions of Stars/The Invention Convention (feat. Starr Busby)

An Interview with Lilli Cooper

If Dogs Are Janitors/Zombies Ate My Homework!!!!!! (feat. Larry Owens)

Undercover Birthday/Trapped in a Basketball (feat. Rachel Dratch and Will Swenson)

DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Thanksgiving Mixtape 2020

Funny Animals/The Pancake Heist

My Mouth Ran Away/The Zinc Sink With the Kink in the Link Problem (feat. Alison Pill)

The Gold Tiara/The Blog Story

Rockstar/The Creepy Weepy Dollhouse

The Fairy Without Wings/The Competition Competition (feat. Patti Harrison and Mitra Jouhari)

Blue Night/The Unlucky Man

The Weird Sisters/The Secrets of the Paintings (feat. Stephanie Hsu)

CATS SIT ON YOU - the new Story Pirates album is out now!

Hedgie and the Cloud Kingdom/Floor Juice (feat. Lilli Cooper)

The Strawberry Band/The Angel Pigs (feat. Karan Kendrick)

I Have A Cookie/Three Little Phones (feat. Eddie Cooper)

Sarah’s Song Story/The Door That No One Could Open (feat. Julie Andrews)

The Weird Food Club/The Girl Who Painted Everything

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