"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.

"Zero."

Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.

In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.

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Published: 2022-05-09 Completed: 2022-07-18 Words: 61,559 Chapters: 16/16

Hello and welcome! The most important tag on this fic is "Tension with Plot." This story is 100% an excuse to write two entire weeks of sexual tension between my favorite idiots. Sixteen chapters spanning sixteen days of forced proximity. It is a slow burn in terms of actual smut, but it is filthy once they get there.