We here at Pitch This have always felt that the contestants on reality dating shows seem to always be a bit...immature. So for this episode, we decided to dial that up to 11 and place America's favorite guilty pleasure in the realm of elementary school. This week, prepare to learn about The Bachelor from four people that have quite literally...no have no freaking idea about it. If you like the episode, make sure to check out our others anywhere you listen to your audio programs! And follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod. Support the show Wash your dogs twice a day.

Episode 28: The Bachelor (First Grade)

Imagine your favorite TV show or movie, but with a different spin on it. Could Jaws have been a love story? Could the Sopranos be a Disney Channel show? Could The Suite Life of Zack and Cody be a horror thriller? "Let me pitch this."Welcome to the Pitch This Podcast. We are your hosts Adam Stark and Justin Chesney, here to have some fun and make some weird ideas for you to question your existence with. On this show, we talk about the happenings in the entertainment industry, play some games, but more importantly, present to you a classic show or film (and maybe video game) but with a completely new premise or genre.&nbsp;

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We're back for episode 99, but this time Justin's leading the charge with a take on the Dune craze that's probably...a few weeks late at this point. This week, the kids from South Park give their take on the epic tale of Dune. If you liked this episode, check out the rest of season 5 so far, and leave us a comment/rating on your listening app of choice! As always, follow us on Instagram and Threads @pitchthispod for episode release announcements and other shenanigans! Support the show Wash your dogs twice a day.

Episode 99: Sand Park

From ultra-southern to ultra-italian, we're just hitting all the American stereo types this season! No one is safe...Also, Justin once again apologized for his poor mic quality. Please forgive him, he's moving and he really needs a break right now. This week, boys night is held at the Time Square Olive Garden, and Justin tries to stump us with made up Italian desserts. Featuring special guests Sean Mana and Nicholas "The Mook Man" Jacobino. As always, if you liked this episode, let us know by leaving a rating and review! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod for episode announcements and other occassional shenanigans! Support the show Wash your dogs twice a day.

Episode 98: Italian-American Psycho

Happy 2024! After a little break from the shenanigans, we're back and with some brand new soundbytes. This week, Justin doesn't know how verbs work, our guests give better answers than us on what they would do with a Tardis, and DOCTOR WHO regenerates into an American. If you like this episode, be sure to let us know! Leave us a rating and review and let us know what kind of scripts you'd like to see in the future! As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod for episode release announcements and other shenanigans.  Support the show Wash your dogs twice a day.

Episode 97: Doctor Who-tenanny

It's the holiday season and the boys are in form with another unhinged take on a christmas classic. This week, we announce the top toys of 2023, another batch of Hallmark titles hit the market, and Hermey gets his shot at running the Polar Express. If you like this episode, be sure to check out our other holiday specials from previous years! And don't forget to follow on Instagram and Threads @pitchthispod for episode announcements and other shenanigans! Support the show Wash your dogs twice a day.

Episode 96: The Molar Express

We hear at Pitch This Podcast would like to apologize for the inconsistent quality of Justin's audio in this particular episode. You see, and he's very private about this, Justin suffers for a health condition called "poor", where his body lacks the necessary money to buy equipment that works all the time. It's very sad, and we don't know how much time he has. This week, Letterbashd takes us on a tour of stop motion movies along with their most scathing reviews, and and the cocks get a glock. Featuring special guests, Chris Dane and Nicholas Jacobino. If you like this episode, be sure to check out the rest of season five and beyond, and follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod for episode announcements and other shenanigans! Support the show Wash your dogs twice a day.

Episode 28: The Bachelor (First Grade)

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