Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings in The Black Gate is Closed and Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit. They discuss how rude it is for Sauron to keep his front door locked, Sam taking time off from saving the world to cook some stew, and the tremendous importance of potatoes. To access this subscriber-exclusive content, go to BabylonBee.com/plans. Support The Babylon Bee, enjoy the extra content, and join the community of subscribers reading good books together!

The Bee Reads LOTR Episode 26: Black Gate Closed And Potatoes

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Tulsi Gabbard Left The Woke War Party

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Tyrus Hates Planet Fitness And Threatened To Punch Piers Morgan

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The Acolyte, Squatters’ Rights, Ghost Storm

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The Bee Reads LOTR Episode 26: Black Gate Closed And Potatoes

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