In this episode we discuss flat whites, bathroom locks, and why breaking up is easy to do.

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407: The Best Coffee

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In this episode, Amir takes it back to the 16th Century trying to stump Jake with a poem so old, it has to be true.

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24: Shakespeare

In this episode we discuss family trees, five letter words, and some light game strategy.

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23: Would You Want That?

In this episode Avital and Jake play a rousing game of who knows Amir better. Then Avital reads a poem and discusses her one woman show, "Avital Ash Workshops Her Suicide Note" (tickets now available at AvitalAsh.com!)

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22: Who Knows Amir Better (w/Avital Ash!)

In this episode we try to come up with 50 characters and 49 states.

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21: Quick Characters

In this episode Amir gives Jake a pop quiz, then they discuss food poisoning and workshop a Jake and Amir episode.

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407: The Best Coffee

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