The Bitch Bible

The Unlikeability Factor

Jackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's engagement and reminisces on her days as a questionable camp counselor.

Bitchy Breaking News

Jackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow!

In Margaret Josephs We Trust

Jackie hangs with Margaret Josephs from Real Housewives of New Jersey to talk about the season, marital woes, and how to break up with a toxic friend. 

Bitches By Blood

Jackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture figures.

I Have A Dream...

Jackie expresses her deep love for Martin Luther King Jr, explains why everyone needs to back off Ariana Grande and shares some misguided tips on self love.

New Year, Same Bitch

Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!

Hair of The Dog

Jackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner debacle of 2014 and justice for Frankie Grande.

A Latke and Too Much Vodka

Jackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is bad for the soul.

Gobble Gobble Bitches

Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements.

Superfluous

Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life.

WOKE

Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives a progress report.

Angry Girls Do It Better

Jackie discusses Mariah Carey, annoying pregnant women, the resurgence of her shopping problem and why Adam Brody should probably get into porn.

When Jerry Met Jackie with Jerry O'Connell

Jackie chats with Jerry O’Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder!

Help Me, Help You.

Jackie answers calls from the Bitch Hotline and has a few mental breakdowns. Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible.  Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the freshest ingredients and amazing recipes delivered straight to your door. Head over to HelloFresh.com/Bible60 and use promo code BIBLE60  Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible

Atonement Lewks

Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible.  Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you go to foursigmatic.com/BitchBible and promo code BITCHBIBLE.  Third Love wants you to be good to your breast and is offering 15% off of your first purchase. Just head over to ThirdLove.com/Bible.    

Arrivederci B*tches!

Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec.    The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible.  Ritual: Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible

Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster

Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism.  This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible.  310 Nutrition:Get 80% off the 310 Nutrition Starter Kit by heading over to 310nutrition.com/bible Third Love wants you to be good to your breast and is offering 15% off of your first purchase. Just head over to ThirdLove.com/Bible.

Housewife Homage

Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Framebridge: Get 15% off your first order by heading over to www.framebridge.com/Bible and using promo code BIBLE. Ritual: Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible 310 Nutrition:Get 80% the 310 Nutrition Starter Kit by heading over to http://310nutrition.com/bible    

A Look Inward

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: 310 Nutrition. Head over to 310nutrition.com/bible for 80% The 310 Nutrition Starter Kit. Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you go to foursigmatic.com/BitchBible and promo code BITCHBIBLE.  Third Love wants you to be good to your breast and is offering 15% off of your first purchase. Just head over to ThirdLove.com/Bible.  

Meet Nell

Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin’s Bieber’s upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the worst and encourages people to give up on their dreams. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: 310 Nutrition. Head over to 310nutrition.com/bible for 80% The 310 Nutrition Starter Kit. Thrive Market. Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a free 30-day membership. Liquid-IV. Liquid-IV is giving you 20% off your entire order. Just go to Liquid-IV.com and use promo code BIBLE.   

Age Sex Location with guest John Ryan

Jackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis. This episode of the Bitch Bible is brought to you by: Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the freshest ingredients and amazing recipes delivered straight to your door. Head over to HelloFresh.com/Bible30 and use promo code BIBLE30 for $30 off your first week of Hello Fresh. Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you go to foursigmatic.com/BitchBible and promo code BITCHBIBLE. 

Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp

Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish This episode of The Bitch Bible was brought to you by the following: Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible.  Sometimes water alone isn't enough to keep you hydrated, That's where Liquid IV comes. Liquid IV is an easy way to make sure that you're fully hydrated. Head over to Liquid-IV.com and use code Bible at checkout to get 20% off anything you order.    Hubble Contacts is a proud sponsor of this episode and is offering listeners 15-pairs of free contact lenses. Go to Hubblecontacts.com and select BITCHBIBLE at checkout to redeem offer.  

Swan Song with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from 'Dumb Gay Politics'

Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from “Dumb Gay Politics” and hilarity ensues. The Bitch Bible is brought to you by Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible.  Put your cherished memories in a beautiful picture frame by going to www.Framebridge.com, and use promo code BIBLE to get 15% off your first order.  

It’s All Crappening with 'Watch What Crappens' Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker

Jackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from “Watch What Crappens” go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics. Hubble Contacts is a proud sponsor and is offering listeners 15-pairs of free contact lenses. Go to Hubblecontacts.com and select BITCHBIBLE at checkout. Thuma is a proud sponsor of this episode of the Bitch Bible and is offering listeners $100 off their beautiful new bed frame. Go to www.Thuma.co and use the code BitchBible to redeem your offer.

Help Me, Help You.

Jackie Schimmel calls listeners and gives unsolicited advice and as a reprieve prank calls close friends and family members. To get $100 off your Thuma bed frame just head over to www.Thuma.com and use promo code BitchBible.