The Bitch Bible

By Jackie Schimmel / Dear Media

What's The Bitch Bible about?

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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I Can't Make You Love Me

11.05.2019

Jackie enters the holiday season with an extra dose of rage, recaps the Real Housewives and gets disabled from Instagram while recording...again.

The Bitch Bible episodes:

11.05.2019 I Can't Make You Love Me Jackie enters the holiday season with an extra dose of rage, recaps the Real Housewives and gets disabled from Instagram while recording...again.
10.31.2019 Bloated, British and Bitchy. Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life advice. Produced By Dear Media
10.22.2019 100% That Bitch Jackie enters yet another morally flexible stream of conscious and talks about her traumatic Bat Mitzvah, threesomes and #momlife. Produced By Dear Media
10.15.2019 Not Well B*tch Jackie is joined by producer Taylor and her seductive Grandma Gloria to update everyone on Jackie's PR nightmare and to strategize glamorous funeral arrangements. Produced By Dear Media
10.08.2019 Jackie Gets Shadow Banned Jackie goes on her first influencer retreat and the universe sends her a Rosh Hashanah message by having her Instagram profile deactivated within 3 hours of being "influential". She makes a case that could shake the senate, recaps RHOC and ...
10.01.2019 I Hate (Love) Myself Jackie enters a scary solo whirlwind and discusses the Hough Holiday Special, Real Housewives sociology and answers listener questions! Produced By Dear Media
09.24.2019 A Scolding Cup of Jo Jackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the endurance of any remaining listeners. Produced by Dear Media
09.17.2019 Babies, Bachelors and Bunnies with Teddi Mellencamp Jackie is joined by Bitch Bible Bachelor Nation correspondent Teddi Mellencamp to chat NYFW, babies, Bachelor finale and get a nostalgic gift from Jackie!
09.10.2019 Cancelled. Jackie sits down with fast friend John Arthur Hill and tests her job security. They talk Housewives, relationships and prank call Grandma Gloria!
09.03.2019 A Woman Shorn with Wells Adams Jackie sits down with Wells Adams from Bachelor in Paradise to discuss his upcoming nuptials with Sarah Hyland, the importance of a wet wipe and of course, Bachelor Nation intel.
08.27.2019 C'est Si Bitch! Jackie answers listener questions and recaps her solo trip to Paris! Produced by Dear Media.
08.20.2019 Here For The Wrong Reasons Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more! Produced by Dear Media.
08.14.2019 Jackie-palooza Jackie recaps her birthday party, self awareness and why Emrata needs to shave her pits. Produced by Dear Media.
08.09.2019 Held Hough-stage Jackie debriefs on Lollapalooza, Julianne Hough working overtime, recaps Real Housewives of Orange County and the ultimate Bridezilla stunt. Produced by Dear Media.
08.02.2019 It's Not You, It's Me Jackie answers reader voicemails and offers misguided and uninformed life advice, musings and reminisces on the time she lost 27 children as a camp counselor.
07.30.2019 Housewives Under Construction with Barbara Kavovit Jackie dissects the current season of RHONY with Barbara Kavovit and finds out where the ladies and their relationships currently stand!
07.23.2019 Lez It Be! Jackie sits down with friend Taylor Strecker to talk lesbianism, pop culture and the podcasting world! Produced by Dear Media.
07.16.2019 BYE! BYE! BYE! Jackie loses her sht when joined by Joey Fatone from NSync and Joe Mulvihill to chat pop culture, Britney Spears, public moments of humiliation and so much more. Produced by Dear Media.
07.09.2019 Brenda & Karen 4ever with Heather McMahan Jackie sits down with her new best friend Heather McMahan to discuss everything Absolutely Not, internet trolls, pop culture hilarity all while igniting a love flame.
07.02.2019 Scary Wife, Happy Life Part Deux Jackie continues to chat with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick about infidelity, marriage and other legally questionable activities.
06.25.2019 Scary Wife, Happy Life Part 1 Jackie sits down with friends Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to chat about keeping a marriage "spicy", podcasting together and other HR nightmares. Part 2 coming next week!
06.18.2019 Little Brown Bebe Shoes Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is!
06.11.2019 Loner Boner Jackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance!
06.04.2019 Journey with a Capital J! Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette".
05.28.2019 Reformed Psychos Jackie and her friend Ruthanne Cunningham sit down to reflect on their past psychotic behavior, why texting an ex boyfriend 78 times is chill, what to do if you shart in public and how you can find your mentally stable, ...
05.22.2019 Ask Jackie (That's Me!) Jackie has a verbal exorcism and answers listener questions with the finesse of an uncaged hyena. Cue the ear tuck!
05.14.2019 Unfiltered with Whitney Port Jackie sits down with fake cousin Whitney Port to talk about her new podcast, the upcoming season of "The Hills', mom shaming and the time they smoked weed together and Jackie went into cardiac arrest.
05.07.2019 YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN! Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix!
05.01.2019 How Could I Want More? Jackie sits down with friend and hair God Justin Anderson to give praise to Jamie Lynn Spears, discuss #freebritney and give constructive criticism to the Real Housewives.
04.23.2019 #FreeJackie Jackie has a verbal purge and talks about Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer, Britney Spears conspiracy theories and the dangers of relationships on social media.
04.16.2019 Nochella with Heather McDonald Jackie hangs with Heather McDonald to talk Burning Man, marriage and pop culture.
04.09.2019 Real Talk with Dorit Kemsley Jackie visits Beverly Beach to chat with Dorit Kemlsey from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to talk dog gate, marriage advice and fashion!
04.02.2019 Isn't She Lovely! Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice!
03.29.2019 Teppanyaki Tears Jackie talks about literally everything and literally nothing. Fueled only by a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie gives career advice, details on her grandmothers sex life and tips on keeping your marriage SPICY.
03.26.2019 A Woman Unhinged Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda.
03.12.2019 The Unlikeability Factor Jackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's engagement and reminisces on her days as a questionable camp counselor.
03.05.2019 I'm Off The Deep End Jackie breaks down the Jordyn Woods/ Tristan Thompson tryst, salutes hero Danielle Staub, reminisces on her traumatic Bat Mitzvah decor and performs three impromptu musical performances.
02.26.2019 Bitchy Breaking News Jackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow!
02.19.2019 The Return of Jax Taylor Jackie gets "Jaxed" yet again by return guest Jax Taylor who talks wedding planning, changing his ways and the benefits of weed.
02.12.2019 In Margaret Josephs We Trust Jackie hangs with Margaret Josephs from Real Housewives of New Jersey to talk about the season, marital woes, and how to break up with a toxic friend.
02.05.2019 Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.
02.01.2019 Bitches By Blood Jackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture figures.
01.29.2019 The More You Know with Teddi Mellencamp Jackie and Teddi Mellencamp conduct a passionate analysis on the current Bachelor, peruse Urban Dictionary and chat about the upcoming season of RHOBH!
01.22.2019 I Have A Dream... Jackie expresses her deep love for Martin Luther King Jr, explains why everyone needs to back off Ariana Grande and shares some misguided tips on self love.
01.15.2019 Everything Iconic Jackie explores her inner gay man with friend Danny Pellegrino as they do a major pop culture deep dive.
01.08.2019 New Year, Same Bitch Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!
12.25.2018 XMAS SPECTACULAR WITH STASSI SCHROEDER Jackie celebrates with friend Stassi Schroeder and talks holidays, wedding plans, Vanderpump Rules and a bunch of other stuff they both can't remember.
12.18.2018 Hair of The Dog Jackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner debacle of 2014 and justice for Frankie Grande.
12.13.2018 Everybody's Obsessed With Me Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean.
12.04.2018 A Latke and Too Much Vodka Jackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is bad for the soul.

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The Bitch Bible episodes:

I Can't Make You Love Me

Bloated, British and Bitchy.

100% That Bitch

Not Well B*tch

Jackie Gets Shadow Banned

I Hate (Love) Myself

A Scolding Cup of Jo

Babies, Bachelors and Bunnies with Teddi Mellencamp

Cancelled.

A Woman Shorn with Wells Adams

C'est Si Bitch!

Here For The Wrong Reasons

Jackie-palooza

Held Hough-stage

It's Not You, It's Me

Housewives Under Construction with Barbara Kavovit

Lez It Be!

BYE! BYE! BYE!

Brenda & Karen 4ever with Heather McMahan

Scary Wife, Happy Life Part Deux

Scary Wife, Happy Life Part 1

Little Brown Bebe Shoes

Loner Boner

Journey with a Capital J!

Reformed Psychos

Ask Jackie (That's Me!)

Unfiltered with Whitney Port

YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN!

How Could I Want More?

#FreeJackie

Nochella with Heather McDonald

Real Talk with Dorit Kemsley

Isn't She Lovely!

Teppanyaki Tears

A Woman Unhinged

The Unlikeability Factor

I'm Off The Deep End

Bitchy Breaking News

The Return of Jax Taylor

In Margaret Josephs We Trust

Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute

Bitches By Blood

The More You Know with Teddi Mellencamp

I Have A Dream...

Everything Iconic

New Year, Same Bitch

XMAS SPECTACULAR WITH STASSI SCHROEDER

Hair of The Dog

Everybody's Obsessed With Me

A Latke and Too Much Vodka

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