If you've turned on CNN in the past few years, you're part of an exclusive club of people who still watch CNN. It's almost worth it. Almost. Not that Fox or MSNBC are doing a ton better, but for maximum obscurity you're going to want to go with the network who can't even come close to breaking a million viewers.

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