All anyone talks about these days is Israel vs Palestine. Hamas this, Hamas that. There's a much older, more insidious war going on within our very borders, however. It's the kind of war where Coors Light, not blood, is spilled and cheese-shaped hats litter the battlefield. Yes, I'm talking about sports rivalries. They may be stupid, but at least they're funny.

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