The Fifth Eleminute

The Fifth Eleminute episodes:

• 10.13.2017

  Minute 126: The Last Minute!

  Seth Lind from Thank You, Robot, the sci-fi comedy podcast Mission to Zyxx and This American Life joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last minute of The Fifth Eleminute but it's not good-bye forever. It’s good-bye for now!

  
• 10.10.2017

  Minute 125: R.X.R.A. Eric Serra. Get it?

  Comedian and co-creator of Mission to Zyxx Seth Lind joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for another minute of credits and in this episode they talk about Cinema Research Corporation and how important their job is, how Terry Crews has...

  
• 10.09.2017

  Minute 124: Game 6

  Seth Lind from This American Life and the comedy sci-fi podcast Mission to Zyxx joins Crystal and John Robert this week to talk about the credits and they touch upon the design of Picasso and how hard it is to...

  
• 10.06.2017

  Minute 123: Remember Kino and his Love of Buttons?

  Ralph Attanasia rounds out his last day with The Fifth Eleminute by drinking some drinks, talking about this great movie and Crystal and John let him let Ralph follow his dream of naming off every person in this minute of...

  
• 10.04.2017

  Minute 122: Crushin’ Hard on Jason Isaacs

  Ralph Attanasia from Cake Boss joins Crystal and John Robert for another day and they talk about Korben’s mom, Ralph swoons over Major Iceborg’s character for a little bit and the credits start rolling!

  
• 10.02.2017

  Minute 121: Bath time at Castle Greyskull

  Ralph Attanasia from Cake Boss joins Crystal Beth and John Robert from inside a copper tub and they compare Mactilburgh to the Swedish Chef from The Muppets, what the structure and content of Ruby Rhod’s radio show is and who...

  
• 09.29.2017

  Minute 120: She’s Vomiting Love

  John Ingle from Alien Minute joins Crystal and John Robert for the last time and this episodes start with a revelation Crystal she doesn’t like, they theorize that the Earth’s moon was the ball of evil from 5,000 years ago,...

  
• 09.27.2017

  Minute 119: Love is the Binding Agent

  John Ingle from Alien Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and today they discuss how the lamps that are in the temple are reminiscent of the umbrellas in Bladerunner, they try to figure out why love is so...

  
• 09.25.2017

  Minute 118: Korben Make Fire Stone

  John Ingle from Alien Minute joins The Fifth Eleminute this week and in this episode they talk about how Leeloo shouldn’t need to know what love is to want to save the world, what Korben and Leeloo’s relationship would sound...

  
• 09.22.2017

  Minute 117: The Return of Bruno

  NYC comedian, the funniest man and host of the Science Friction podcast, Asterios Kokkinos, joins Crystal and John for the final time and they talk about doomsday prepping, the area of effect of a shotgun and whether Finger is a...

  
• 09.20.2017

  Minute 116: Maki Guso

  Sriracha and Asterios Kokkinos join Crystal Beth and John Robert for another episode and this episode is all about Starbucks, how David’s negativity and mournful sigh saves the universe for the first time, bean throwing holidays in Japan, Dragon Ball...

  
• 09.18.2017

  Minute 115: Movers and Shakers

  Crystal and John Robert are joined by comedians Asterios Kokkinos and Sriracha from podcasts Science Friction and the 5 Minute Podcast respectively. In this episode they talk about pretty much everything: Japanese waifu culture, Star Wars, Guardians of the Galaxy,...

  
• 09.15.2017

  Minute 114: Korben Dallas vs Jack Burton

  Brett Stillo AND Josh Horowitz from 5 Minutes of Trouble join Crystal and John Robert and today and they discuss weapon manuals and Leeloo’s lack thereof, they try to figure out what Ruby Rhod is thinking about in the background...

  
• 09.13.2017

  Minute 113: Aziz is Definitely Dead

  Brett Stillo from 5 Minute of Trouble joins The Fifth Eleminute for another episode and they talk about the rest of the war images Leeloo searched for, the pizza party Headquarters NYC must have been having and Brett's connection to...

  
• 09.11.2017

  Minute 112: Google

  Brett Stillo from 5 Minutes of Trouble joins Crystal and John Robert and in this episode they discuss all of the images that Leeloo searches in the minute, what not to google and what would happen if an alien read...

  
• 09.08.2017

  Minute 111: The Sexual Hulk

  The man behind Pizza Rat and more importantly very funny and charming man, Matt Little, joins Crystal Beth and John Robert and in this episode Crystal informs the guys that drinking wine out of champagne flutes isn’t the best way...

  
• 09.06.2017

  Minute 110: This Episode Brought to You By…

  New York City comedian and writer, Matt Little, joins Crystal and John Robert for two minutes of The Fifth Eleminute. In this episode they talk about Leeloo’s journey to understanding that she has to sacrifice herself for the good of...

  
• 09.04.2017

  Minute 109: Freeze my Head

  Crystal Beth and John Robert spend this episode talking about where in the orbit of Fhloston the cruise ship is, they try to figure out what their last words would be and what this episode from Ruby Rhod’s show would...

  
• 09.01.2017

  Minute 108: “For the Honor”

  Carlo Rojas AKA Gus_53 joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time and it is do or die time now. In this episode they talk about soldier mode Korben Dallas, how great Gary Oldman’s anxious face is and how the...

  
• 08.30.2017

  Minute 107: HISTORY! It Repeats Itself

  Carlo Rojas AKA Gus_53 joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they swoon over Lee Evans and that his character is one of the best ones in the movie, how the directionals that pop up out of the floor...

  
• 08.28.2017

  Minute 106: The ZFX200

  Gamer, Streamer and podcaster Carlo Rojas AKA Gus_53 joins Crystal and John Robert for a week of fun. In this episode they talk about how a bomb detector in a hotel would work, they debate on whether Korben was acting...

  
• 08.25.2017

  Minute 105: The Spy Suite

  Brian Waddell joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time this week and they discuss Ruby Rhod getting a manicure in the middle of all the carnage, how there shouldn’t be camera in the Diva’s suite even if it is...

  
• 08.23.2017

  Minute 104: “Well, that’s your tomato, Buckaroo!”

  The glorious Brian Waddell joins The Fifth Eleminute again and in this episode they muse upon whether Besson made Baby Ray deaf because he doesn’t respect actors, how 4K HD TVs tends to make movies from before the year 2000...

  
• 08.21.2017

  Minute 103: The Metric Gathering Minute

  NYC comedian and computer brain Brian Waddell joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the week and they discuss the joys of data chunking, how stressed out Zorg is at this point and why is the Control Room so close...

  
• 08.18.2017

  Minute 102: The Fire was Great

  Podcaster and Comedian Leif Enoksen joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time and in this episode they talk about how if you want to kill a Mangalore just shoot him in the kneecap, Crystal notices that the floor rubble...

  
• 08.16.2017

  Minute 101: Mangaloakleys

  Wonderful human, Leif Enoksen, joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they talk about how the Mangalore’s are definitely merchants, swoon over how Ruby Rhod continues to narrate the action for his show and could Korben really physically propel...

  
• 08.14.2017

  Minute 100: Cant-ee-lope Crushin’

  Comedian and podcast producer Leif Enoksen joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for a week of fun! They talk about how peanuts are the sharks of bar snacks, they talk about Ian Beckett should have gotten more work because he...

  
• 08.11.2017

  Minute 99: Fhlost in Paradise

  Crystal Beth’s best friend Sanam Skelly joins The Fifth Eleminute today and she has no clue what is going on. They try to explain the plot of The Fifth Element, they look at what alcohol is behind the bar that...

  
• 08.09.2017

  Minute 98: The One About Valerian

  Comedian Jon Bershad hasn’t seen The Fifth Element so he joins Crystal and John Robert and in this episode they talk about a lot about Star Wars, even more about Valerian and of course The Fifth Element. The movie we...

  
• 08.07.2017

  Minute 97: Not Our 100th Episode

  Guest Emily Hughston Hoffman has never seen The Fifth Element and she joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for her first minute of perfection! In this episode they talk about Luc Besson’s use of color with his characters, how seeing...

  
• 08.04.2017

  Minute 96: “And They Stank!”

  Jacob and Tia join Crystal Beth and John Robert for their last episode together and they talk about small neurosis that people have, what the name of the Universe should be and Korben finally starts understand that Leeloo is more...

  
• 08.02.2017

  Minute 95: The BBQ Gun

  Jacob and Tia join Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they talk about how the amazing costumes probably helped the extras stay in character better, the Diva might have been killed by her understudy and John Robert digs himself...

  
• 07.31.2017

  Minute 94: Pleasure Craft

  Crystal’s brother and sister, Jacob and Tia, join The Fifth Eleminute this week it’s the best! In this episode they talk about the difference in strength between fighting and tossing, how to play dead in a crisis situation and fish...

  
• 07.28.2017

  Minute 93: Bravo! Bravo!

  It is Chris Scott’s third and last time on The Fifth Eleminute and they round out his time by talking about how much harder movies were to make before the digital age, Fhloston Paradise’s marketing team could rival Disney’s and...

  
• 07.26.2017

  Minute 92: The Hand Flappy Dance

  New York City comedian Chris Scott joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for more Diva deconstruction, the Mangalore’s poor weaponry and c’mon Bruce, don’t be so hard to work with.

  
• 07.24.2017

  Minute 91: How to Hold a Puppy

  Comedian Chris Scott joins The Fifth Eleminute this week and they breakdown the Diva’s breakdown, they find more evidence that the Fifth Element has genetic memory and John doesn’t know how to hold a dog.

  
• 07.21.2017

  Minute 90: GoGuac

  NYC comedian and actor Jared Hacker joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last time and they learn that Plava Laguna is a Croatian phrase for Blue Lagoon which makes sense because the Diva is blue, they talk about...

  
• 07.19.2017

  Minute 89: The Tragedy of Myopia

  Jared Hacker joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for his second day with The Fifth Eleminute and they talk about how operatic singers were rockstars back in the mid to late 19th century, they give a bit of history lesson...

  
• 07.17.2017

  Minute 88: The Opera House and its Gravity

  New York City comedian and actor Jared Hacker joins Crystal Beth and John Robert this week and in this episode they talk about Chris Tucker’s hair, details about the 3 days of filming at the Royal Opera House and how...

  
• 07.14.2017

  Minute 87: You Think You’re Hard?

  TJ Del Reno from Unlimited Lives Radio joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time and they talk about what they picture as the “best” opera house as, TJ talks about his days playing laser ball at State and how...

  
• 07.12.2017

  Minute 86: Blue Beyonce

  TJ Del Reno from Unlimited Lives Radio and the upcoming Elm Street Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they compare Chris Tucker’s performance to how they think Prince’s would have been, the relationship between the Captain, First...

  
• 07.10.2017

  Minute 85: Ol’ Flubber Gums

  Comedian TJ Del Reno from the podcast Unlimited Lives Radio joins Crystal and John Robert for the week and in this episode they talk about the choice to have Lee Evans as the nervous head of security, whether or not...

  
• 07.07.2017

  Minute 84: The Blue Room

  Gerry Porter from Indiana Jones Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last time and they talk about how Dan Weil did a great job with the set design of Korben Dallas’ hotel room, Gerry reminisces about his...

  
• 07.05.2017

  Minute 83: Rushing to Paradise

  Gerry Porter from Indiana Jones Minute joins The Fifth Eleminute and together they wonder if Fhloston Paradise is paradise for everyone or just some, how many flights there are into Fhloston Paradise daily and how nice Mormon welcome centers are.

  
• 07.03.2017

  Minute 82: We See You, PA!

  Gerry Porter from Indiana Jones Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert this week and they jubilantly discuss Zorg’s promise ring and if it symbolizes anything, theorize about whether or not the water under the cruise ship is actually water...

  
• 06.30.2017

  Minute 81: Evil is as Evil does

  Spooky Monster McNeely joins Crystal and John Robert for his last episode of The Fifth Eleminute and today they talk in depth about the the ooze that comes out of Zorg’s forehead, how things that look gross probably all taste...

  
• 06.28.2017

  Minute 80: Fun and Sexy and Ominous and Terrifying

  Holden McNeely joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for day two of fun and they compare Leeloo to Heart from Captain Planet, they confirm that cell phones use radio frequency waves to work and debate on what Zorg charges for...

  
• 06.26.2017

  Minute 79: The Ostrich Basilisk

  Comedian and podcaster Holden McNeely joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for a week of appropriate PG-13 rated episodes. Today they talk about sternum kissing, the art of blowing up Tricky and the future of footwear.

  
• 06.23.2017

  Minute 78: Pie Chart Pilots

  Crystal and John Robert hang out by themselves today and talk about how hard it is to take off brasiers, whether Ruby Rhod is saying “woman” or “human” and they discuss whether or not airplanes of the future are just...

  
• 06.21.2017

  Minute 77: Con Air Minute

  Christopher Dennis Di Guardia joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last time this week and they talk about the use of a TapLight on the bottom of the shuttle for communication, Boglins and Bumble Balls to make the...