The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news

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The Goalmouth is a five-minute update of the latest soccer news delivered every weekday morning by 7 a.m. eastern time. A coproduction of Howler Magazine, Dirty Tackle, and the Total Soccer Show.

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The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news episodes:

07.24.2017
Goodbye from The Goalmouth, at least for now
We're putting The Goalmouth to rest, at least for now. Details are in today's episode. A sincere thank you to everyone who's listened these past few months.
07.21.2017
Why Neymar Could Cost PSG Half a Billion Dollars
Ryan Bailey runs you through the very latest soccer news, including Neymar's crazy cost, Kyle Walker's intriguing comments and a new eSports youth academy. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.
07.20.2017
The USMNT Twisted Its Way Past a Biting El Salvador Defense
The US Men’s National Team advances past El Salvador in the Gold Cup, albeit with several bite marks, Jozy Altidore’s girlfriend is not pleased, Chelsea eventually get their second choice man, that Neymar-to-PSG rumor is somehow gaining momentum, and history...
07.19.2017
Christian Pulisic puts on a clinic
Christian Pulisic puts on a clinic, your guide to watching soccer on TV today, Antonio Conte renews with Chelsea, the 2017 MLS All Star roster’s two biggest snubs (in my opinion), and one of the best postgame interviews I’ve ever...
07.18.2017
Arsenal Making Moves, PSG Breaking Records?
A new kind of clearance sale at Arsenal, PSG are considering spending an absolutely insane amount of money for one player (even by their standards), Joe Hart gets loaned, Pepe Reina could be bought, Claudio Bravo may be left out in...
07.17.2017
Gold Cup knockouts, Women's Euros, plus Zlatan and Ronaldo staying put?
Reinforcements fly in the for the Gold Cup quarterfinals! The Women’s Euros begin! Milan are buying all the players! Zlatan turns down the Galaxy! And Jose Mourinho’s mission impossible! For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V
07.14.2017
Alexandre Lacazette socred in a friendly and is therefore brilliant
Ryan Bailey delivers today's bite-sized morsels of soccer news, which includes Neymar's new tattoo, Gold Cup action and fancy seats in Bolton. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V
07.13.2017
USMNT Scrapes Past Martinique, RIP Chuck Blazer
The US Men’s National Team continues to make everyone nervous, Chuck Blazer passes away, Tiemoue Bakayoko is joining Chelsea for the 13th time this transfer window, Riyad Mahrez might finally be on the move, and David Villa is the best...
07.12.2017
When a nil-nil draw that feels like a 3–0 victory (because it was)
Florent Malouda and French Guiana find yet another way to make a mockery of CONCACAF, US Open Cupdate, Karim Benzema wins a victory in his blackmail case, even I can juggle more times than Real Madrid’s new signing, more transfer...
07.11.2017
Transfer gossip alert!
Daryl Grove went all in on the transfer gossip for today's Goalmouth. He regrets nothing.
07.10.2017
Martinique>USA, Wayne Rooney's pajama secrets, and a scare for Ajax
The U.S. starts the Gold Cup with a draw, Rooney and Lukaku trade places, Chelsea land Rudiger, and positive news after a scary moment for an Ajax player. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V
07.07.2017
Lukaku's Medical, Mkhitaryan's Diet & a Braille Kit
Lukaku transfer update! The world’s most dedicated fan! Henrikh Mkhitaryan tries the Wayne Rooney summer diet plan! The North American 2026 World Cup bid is on! And the world’s first braille kit! For more on today's stories, subscribe to The...
07.06.2017
Manchester United and Everton Agree on a Deal for Romelu Lukaku, Except Maybe They Didn't?
Manchester United might be parting ways with Wayne Rooney, may still be interested in Alvaro Morata, and may possibly have signed Romelu Lukaku, a cataclysmic combo could soon be reigning supreme in Turkey, Americans on the move, and the Kenny Saief...
07.05.2017
Messi’s new contract will make him even richer—but not as rich as Steph Curry
American sons of international superstars, Messi’s new contract will make him even richer but not as rich as Steph Curry, a brief transfer news round-up, and two shocking losses For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter:...
07.03.2017
Germany just keep winning, John Terry has a new team, and Blatter will be back
Germany win the Confederations Cup! Dom Dwyer flips for the red, white, and blue! John Terry has a new club! Leo Messi gets married! And Sepp Blatter just can’t stay away! For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V
06.30.2017
Real Madrid's transfer freeze and Bayern Munich's bad omen
Real Madrid’s transfer freeze! Ronaldo’s bundles of joy! Germany’s Confederations Cup triumph! Bayern Munich’s bad omen! And Paolo Maldini has retired… again! For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V
06.29.2017
Shock Results in the US Open Cup, Ball Don't Lie for Chile Against Portugal
The US Open cup keeps hope alive, Chile do the same in the Confederations Cup, LAFC’s theoretical roster continues to theoretically expand, the transfer market keeps on thriving, surprisingly favorable contracts in Russia, and witch doctors in the Portuguese Liga....
06.28.2017
The Garcia Report (dun dun dun!) and prosecutions in the Hillsborough case
The Garcia Report, prosecutions (finally) in the Hillsborough Disaster, Toronto FC is the champion of Canada, streaming soccer news for the Premier League and Champions League, and Confederations Cup and UEFA under-21 updates For more on today's stories, subscribe to...
06.27.2017
Bild says it has the FIFA Garcia Report, plus: Dom Dwyer makes the USMNT roster
Daryl Grove with today's soccer news and patriotic tea-making tips: FIFA corruption revealed, almost! An Englishman sneaks onto the US Gold Cup roster. England U21s face Germany in the Euro U 21 semis and will almost definitely not lose on penalties. Plus:...
06.26.2017
Clint Dempsey heroics, a new deal for Balotelli, and maximum Pogba
The Confederations Cup semifinals are set! Clint Dempsey strikes again! Mario Balotelli gets a Nice new deal! San Jose fire a coach, Crystal Palace hire one! And, Paul Pogba does the most Paul Pogba thing possible! For more...
06.23.2017
Liverpool conduct the worst piece of transfer business in history
Christian Pulisic is up for an award! Oscar got a huge ban! The Confederations Cup remains vaguely interesting! Liverpool performed the worst piece of transfer business in history! And Sergio Ramos is really really bad at tax evasion. For more...
06.22.2017
VAR Drama in the Confederations Cup, Zlatan's Clothing (At the Very Least) is Heading to LA
Video Assistant Referees are the new Heath Ledger, Cristiano Ronaldo does Cristiano Ronaldo things, Zlatan lets his clothes do the talking, a couple of Americans might be getting new European clubs, and we take a moment to remember Tony DiCicco....
06.21.2017
Real Madrid stars charged with tax fraud, blackmail, and perjury
Even more legal trouble for Real Madrid stars, Manchester United cleared of wrongdoing in the Pogba scandal, two Red Bull teams will be allowed to play in the Champions League, Boca Juniors wins the league, and Oscar causes a bench-clearing...
06.20.2017
New Germany! New VAR controversy! New rules!
Daryl Grove with today's soccer news and birthday wishes. On today's episode: Germany shows us the future; VAR controversy, again; new rules, coming soon to a soccer field near you; Chucky Lozano on the move; and tax problems for C-Ron...
06.19.2017
Ronaldo and Alves might share a city, Donnarumma gets fake money, and Paolo Maldini goes pro in tennis
The Confederations Cup begins! Are Ronaldo and Dani Alves going to the same city? It’s raining fake money at the U-21 European Championship! Paolo Maldini is a tennis player now! And, Crotone’s manager completes a really long bike ride! For more on today's...
06.16.2017
Ronaldo, Conte, Donnarumma, Guardado and Freddy Adu might ALL be on the move
Buckle up, cause we’ve got a drama-filled episode for you today! Cristiano doesn’t like Spain anymore, Milan’s teenage sensation stabbed the club in the back and the fans in the heart ALLLLLL at once, Marco Verratti continues the will he/won’t...
06.15.2017
US Open Cup upsets, Lindelof to Man Utd, Southampton coach fired
Daryl Grove with today's soccer news! Get more goodness in the Goalmouth daily email: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V
06.14.2017
Ronaldo and Modric in court, the manager who was fired in verse
Christos FC shocks DC United in the U.S. Open Cup, Canada’s own Freddy Adu (seriously, this will never get old), two Real Madrid players in court, the manager who was fired with a poem, and Howler gives you the soccer...
06.13.2017
The North Korea World Cup bid and Cristiano Ronaldo's new arrivals
North and South Korean might put together the daddy of all World Cup bids, Cristiano Ronaldo is becoming a daddy again, Newcastle might be getting a new daddy and Neymar has the daddy of transfer values! For more on today's...
06.12.2017
A thriller at Azteca, England win a World Cup, and the worst decision of Adebayor's career
Mexico and the U.S. play an entertaining 1-1 draw in their World Cup qualifier, England win the (U-20) World Cup, the UAE doesn’t even want Qatari referees, new kickoff times for the Premier League? And, the worst decision of Emmanuel Adebayor’s career. For more...
06.09.2017
Victory for the USMNT and Zlatan's Manchester Exit
On today's Goalmouth: The USA win the acronym battle with T&T;, Zlatan’s leaving Manchester, Nolito really wants to leave Manchester, Leo Messi is getting married and the #wengerOut campaign gets political! Make your inbox more soccer-savvy by subscribing to the...
06.08.2017
Antonio Conte Doesn't Like Diego Costa, Southampton Say Liverpool Like Virgil van Dijk Too Much
Very very reliable sources indicate Diego Costa probably won’t be playing for Chelsea next season (hint: the source is Diego Costa), Liverpool might have broken up one too many of Southampton’s relationships, Real Madrid to stick with Keylor Navas for...
06.07.2017
Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land
Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land, North Korean forced labor on Russian World Cup stadium, England fans banned for making Nazi gestures, Arda Turan assaults journalist and retires from international soccer, and Sergio Ramos is a pitch invader vigilante...
06.06.2017
Pulisic's new Bosz, Qatar 2022 World Cup questions, remembering Cheick Tiote
It's Daryl Grove with today's soccer news: Pulisic has a new boss, 2022 World Cup in doubt, Arsenal get a new left back, Liverpool get reported, and remembering Cheick Tiote. Make your inbox more soccer-savvy by subscribing to the glorious Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V
06.05.2017
Real Madrid make history, Pulisic saves the day, and Hazard gets hurt
Real Madrid make Champions League history, Christian Pulisic saves the day, Mallory Pugh breaks her duck, Eden Hazard breaks his ankle, and Arsenal lose a club legend. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V...
06.02.2017
Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi, Liam Gallagher gives his on Zlatan
On today's Goalmouth with Ryan Bailey: Antoine Griezmann’s Premier League plans pooh-poohed! Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi! Juventus Stadium is getting a new name! Liam Gallagher compares Zlatan to a cartoon chicken! And a former Premier League star is...
06.01.2017
Atletico's ban upheld, Real Madrid are definitely (but maybe not) bidding for David de Gea
Atletico Madrid’s transfer activity will be forcefully limited this summer, Real Madrid continue to flirtatiously bat their eyes in the direction of David de Gea while Manchester United deny that any flirtatious eye batting has occurred, Chelsea’s already strong midfield...
05.31.2017
Sculptor’s reign of terror continues + big money for Big John Brooks
Weaponizing soccer art, a new record for an American transfer, the world’s most expensive soccer clubs, and the world’s most famous soccer players For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V
05.30.2017
Wenger in, Tuchel out, and the most expensive American of all time
Cup final glory galore, Wenger in, Tuchel out, the most expensive American of all time, and Bruce Arena’s World Cup qualifying roster. It's Daryl Grove with all the soccer news. Do yourself a favor and subscribe to the Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V
05.26.2017
Rooney's Future and the Worst Half-Time Show of all Time
Yay! It's Friday! And Ryan Bailey said some words into a microphone and published them in a podcast! Thanks to today’s sponsor, soccerpro.com. Save 10% on any soccer gear with the code GOALMOUTH19. For more on today's stories, subscribe to...
05.25.2017
Manchester United Get That Europa League Glory and the US U20s Get A Win at the World Cup
Manchester United are sort of kind of the Champions of Europe, the Chilean FA are either reckless tweeters or brilliant Twitter trolls, one Eintracht Frankfurt player learns that tattoos can be painful in more than one way, Bobby Wood is...
05.24.2017
Pastore, Di Maria, Rosell raided by police; Maradona gets pwned
Police raids for Barcelona and PSG, Real Madrid buys the Brazilian Freddy Adu, Diego Maradona gets pwned by a Korean teenager, and Tyrone Mings just wants to touch the ball. Thanks to today’s sponsor, soccerpro.com. Save 10% on any...
05.23.2017
The Antoine Griezmann transfer gossip rating scale
Bravo to the US U20s, Atlanta’s wunderkind makes his MLS debut, the all-new Antoine Griezmann transfer gossip rating scale, the Disneyfication of Portsmouth Football Club, and how Leonardo Bonucci made his son cry. Today's show is sponsored by http://SoccerPro.com — use...
05.22.2017
Cristiano's not a devil, John Terry gets a big goodbye, and Russian robots ready for war
Cristiano Ronaldo insists he’s not a devil, John Terry steals the show, the Liga MX final is set, an unexpected tribute for Francesco Totti, and the robot bodyguard of the 2018 World Cup. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1...
05.19.2017
New diving rules, Monaco’s VIP rapper and Schalke’s hi-tech shirts
Ryan Bailey guides you through today's soccer tidbits! This week's sponsor is X1 Fuel—a formula for before and after your workouts with no chemical ingredients, fillers, or excess sugars. Use the code "GOALMOUTH" at checkout for $10 off any order! X1...
05.18.2017
Monaco Win Ligue 1, Lukaku back to Chelsea, and Aubameyang to China for $1 million per week
Monaco are your new Ligue 1 champions and I now shudder to think how much money PSG will spend this summer to rectify that... No matter what happens in the Championship playoff final, Americans have even more reasons to watch...
05.17.2017
Mallory Pugh signs with the worst NWSL team, Bayern threatens to sue newspaper over transfer rumor, and the most amazing own goal you might ever see
Mallory Pugh signs with the worst NWSL team, Bayern threatens to sue newspaper over transfer rumor, chances of a BPL playoff, Bebeto’s baby signs for Sporting Lisbon, England vs. Spain in UEFA U-17 threedux, and the most amazing own goal...
05.16.2017
US Soccer's presidential election just got more interesting
Chelsea crowned, Sunil Gulati challenged, Nacho thinks fast, Virtual Reality soccer in the Champions League final, and Ryan Hollingshead is back where he belongs. Today's show is sponsored by X1 Fuel. Go to http://X1fuel.com and use code "GOALMOUTH" to get $10 off any order....
05.15.2017
Champions riding mopeds, James Rodriguez says goodbye?, and Lavezzi is an idiot
A slew of new champions, Carli Lloyd continues her Wembley domination, the final four is set in Liguilla, James says goodbye to Real Madrid?, and Ezequiel Lavezzi apologizes for being incredibly dumb. Today's show is sponsored by X1 Fuel. Go...
05.12.2017
Cristiano Ronaldo's massive pay day and the college team who might make the Europa League
Man United are embarrassing! Swansea players are generous! Fabian Johnson is under contract! Cristiano Ronaldo is very rich! And the college team who are heading towards the Europa League! Ryan Bailey takes you through today's bite-sized soccer news. For more...

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The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news episodes:

Goodbye from The Goalmouth, at least for now

Why Neymar Could Cost PSG Half a Billion Dollars

The USMNT Twisted Its Way Past a Biting El Salvador Defense

Christian Pulisic puts on a clinic

Arsenal Making Moves, PSG Breaking Records?

Gold Cup knockouts, Women's Euros, plus Zlatan and Ronaldo staying put?

Alexandre Lacazette socred in a friendly and is therefore brilliant

USMNT Scrapes Past Martinique, RIP Chuck Blazer

When a nil-nil draw that feels like a 3–0 victory (because it was)

Transfer gossip alert!

Martinique>USA, Wayne Rooney's pajama secrets, and a scare for Ajax

Lukaku's Medical, Mkhitaryan's Diet & a Braille Kit

Manchester United and Everton Agree on a Deal for Romelu Lukaku, Except Maybe They Didn't?

Messi’s new contract will make him even richer—but not as rich as Steph Curry

Germany just keep winning, John Terry has a new team, and Blatter will be back

Real Madrid's transfer freeze and Bayern Munich's bad omen

Shock Results in the US Open Cup, Ball Don't Lie for Chile Against Portugal

The Garcia Report (dun dun dun!) and prosecutions in the Hillsborough case

Bild says it has the FIFA Garcia Report, plus: Dom Dwyer makes the USMNT roster

Clint Dempsey heroics, a new deal for Balotelli, and maximum Pogba

Liverpool conduct the worst piece of transfer business in history

VAR Drama in the Confederations Cup, Zlatan's Clothing (At the Very Least) is Heading to LA

Real Madrid stars charged with tax fraud, blackmail, and perjury

New Germany! New VAR controversy! New rules!

Ronaldo and Alves might share a city, Donnarumma gets fake money, and Paolo Maldini goes pro in tennis

Ronaldo, Conte, Donnarumma, Guardado and Freddy Adu might ALL be on the move

US Open Cup upsets, Lindelof to Man Utd, Southampton coach fired

Ronaldo and Modric in court, the manager who was fired in verse

The North Korea World Cup bid and Cristiano Ronaldo's new arrivals

A thriller at Azteca, England win a World Cup, and the worst decision of Adebayor's career

Victory for the USMNT and Zlatan's Manchester Exit

Antonio Conte Doesn't Like Diego Costa, Southampton Say Liverpool Like Virgil van Dijk Too Much

Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land

Pulisic's new Bosz, Qatar 2022 World Cup questions, remembering Cheick Tiote

Real Madrid make history, Pulisic saves the day, and Hazard gets hurt

Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi, Liam Gallagher gives his on Zlatan

Atletico's ban upheld, Real Madrid are definitely (but maybe not) bidding for David de Gea

Sculptor’s reign of terror continues + big money for Big John Brooks

Wenger in, Tuchel out, and the most expensive American of all time

Rooney's Future and the Worst Half-Time Show of all Time

Manchester United Get That Europa League Glory and the US U20s Get A Win at the World Cup

Pastore, Di Maria, Rosell raided by police; Maradona gets pwned

The Antoine Griezmann transfer gossip rating scale

Cristiano's not a devil, John Terry gets a big goodbye, and Russian robots ready for war

New diving rules, Monaco’s VIP rapper and Schalke’s hi-tech shirts

Monaco Win Ligue 1, Lukaku back to Chelsea, and Aubameyang to China for $1 million per week

Mallory Pugh signs with the worst NWSL team, Bayern threatens to sue newspaper over transfer rumor, and the most amazing own goal you might ever see

US Soccer's presidential election just got more interesting

Champions riding mopeds, James Rodriguez says goodbye?, and Lavezzi is an idiot

Cristiano Ronaldo's massive pay day and the college team who might make the Europa League