The Infinite Now

By Richard Penner

Arts Comedy Design

What's The Infinite Now about?

Transmissions from outside of time. Hosted by The Timescanner

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The Infinite Now episodes:

02.02.2019
TIME LOOP AWARENESS DAY
FEBRUARY 2ND IS TIME LOOP AWARENESS DAY AND TIMESCANNER HAS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO COINCIDE. listen here. written and produced by Richard Penner Music by Aliceffekt aliceffekt.bandcamp.com and PSYCHIC MOLD psychicmold.bandcamp.com
08.25.2018
JUKEBOX BUDDHA
Hear TIMESCANNER's intro track to the hip hop album JUKEBOX BUDDHA by Doctor Quandary. Listen here. Get it at www.doctorquandary.com More info at www.theinfinitenow.org
05.31.2018
ECSTATIC UNKNOWING
Timescanner avoids answering a mailbag question by expounding the argument that knowing is overrated. In the process he tells us about the League of the Secret Knot, an ancient secret society created by early Time Agents. Listen here. Written and...
05.06.2018
ARMADILLO OBITUARY
Timescanner gives advice on how to be remembered after you are gone. listen here. Written and performed by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com and Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com For more information go to www.theinfinitenow.org. Want more episodes? Donate to our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=254904
04.29.2018
QUESTION MARK
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04.16.2018
NANOTECH LIMERICKS
TIMESCANNER wants you to help mutate language. Listen here. The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at: Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/
12.17.2017
BE THE WEIRD GHOST YOU WISH TO LEAVE IN THIS WORLD
Live fast, die young, and leave a weird ghost. A new transmission from the Timescanner. Listen here. Written and performed by Richard R Penner Music by Psychic Mold More info at www.theinfinitenow.org
03.31.2017
TIME HUNTERS
TIME HUNTERS are out to kill you, dear listener. Help is on the way in the form of this transtemporal audio transmission. Good luck. Listen here. The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew...
02.18.2017
THE RADIO DRAMA REVIVAL / INFINITE NOW CROSSOVER SHOW
TIMESCANNER is interviewed by David Rheinstrom on an episode of Radio Drama Revival. They discuss knitting, Timescanner's relationship to the Time Bureau, Art movements of the vast future, and what to eat in Atlantis. listen here. Go to Radio Drama...
02.06.2017
PRECOGNITIVE SCRAPBOOKING
Your Aunt Beth has developed her own method of divination using polaroids and decorative paper: precognitive scrapbooking. Listen here. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Your Aunt Beth was performed by Rita Penner. The amazing music for this episode is...
01.03.2017
WHISKEY BARRELS
TIMESCANNER SENDS TIME AGENT X-RAY TO AN INTERGALACTIC FARMERS MARKET. Listen here. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Featuring the voices of Richard Penner, Dan Manning, Chris Bollinger, Iri Alexander, Alexander Danner, and Hari Rai Khalsa. Music for this episode...
11.23.2016
THE INFINITE MONKEY THEOREM
Timescanner discusses the results of Infinite Monkey experiments. Listen here. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at: Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com...
10.28.2016
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: MARTIAN THIRST TRAP
The Infinite Now's Halloween Special is interrupted by an evil force. Listen here. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Guest starring Alexander Danner of Greater Boston. The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew...
08.15.2016
AFTER LIFE
Timescanner discusses machine intelligence and how your sex life may improve after you die. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Listen here. music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at: Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com Dr...
07.03.2016
THE MANUAL FOR EMOTIONS
Timescanner reads from the Owner's Manual for Human Emotions and discusses the Library of Alexandria. Listen here. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find...
05.23.2016
THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS
Timescanner answers a letter from The Infinite Now mailbag concerning the true nature of cats.. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Listen here. The amazing music for this episode was by Kay Faraday, Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt. Find...
05.03.2016
THE M0O0N LETTER
A transmission from the Timescanner concerning a letter to humanity found on the Moon. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt. Listen here.
03.21.2016
THE DIVIDE
Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning the coming war and the point at which humankind divides. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Aliceffekt. Listen here.
03.07.2016
THE SECRET ORIGIN OF KEYS
Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning the origin of keys and your Time Agent assignment for this week. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold. listen here.
02.29.2016
THE LEAP DAYLIANS
A special Leap Day transmission from The Timescanner. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Matthew Schoendorff. Listen here.
02.23.2016
THE PICKLED FAIRY OF POSSIBILITY
It's time for the unlikely to start happening. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Dr. Quandary. Listen here.
02.18.2016
THE COMET BREEDER
The Comet Breeder The Timescanner interviews astrobiologist and comet breeder Vega Bancroft about her time captaining space pirates, making boots from killer eels, and helping comets get it on. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Guest star Eva Giselle....
02.11.2016
THE BIG RAID
Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning whether or not you are succeeding at life. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Noises by Psychic Mold. The voice of the Time Crystal Interface is Esther Adaire. This episode also features music...
02.04.2016
RED TAPE LIMBO
Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning HOW TO GET INTO HEAVEN. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold. The voice of the Time Crystal Interface is Esther Adaire. Listen here.
01.26.2016
YOUR AUNT BETH
Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning alternate the economic structures of alternate timelines and how they effect your Aunt Beth. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold. Listen here
01.25.2016
LEAP SECOND 2015
The TIMESCANNER brings you Easy-To-Follow instructions on how to claim the extra second of time that the Temporal Revenue Service owes you today. Originally aired at midnight July 1, 2015. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold,...