In which Kilner and Samantha make a new friend and DAX makes a mistake.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights

CAST
Beth Crane
Becky Evans
Jack Carmichael
Beth Eyre
David Devereux
Felix Trench
David Eagle
(With a secret cameo by the lovely Ella Watts!)

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S02E06 - The Lonely Ark

'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.
A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.
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We hope you've all had a wonderful New Year and are starting 2024 off on the right foot. We just wanted to share a trailer for a new show from our fantastic friend Ella Watts. We were there for early script readings (and you're going to hear Beth's voice in a later episode, although not, perhaps, in a way you've ever heard it before). It's going to be incredible and we can't wait to hear it, so we hope you'll like it too!

Transcripts are available here: https://bit.ly/CamlannTeaser
Camlann is a post-apocalyptic urban fantasy podcast inspired by folklore and Arthurian legends. It's written and directed by Ella Watts (Doctor Who: Redacted, Eliza: A Robot Story), and produced by Amber Devereux at Tin Can Audio (The Tower, Folxlore), with production management from Ross McFarlane (Folxlore). The show is made possible with funding from Creative Scotland and the Inevitable Foundation.
Camlann will begin releasing episodes fortnightly from 15th January 2024. Subscribe to their feed wherever you get your podcasts and follow them on social media @camlannpod to stay updated. Share your thoughts with them using #Camlann.
This trailer featured: Amy Rockson as Recording 1, Ross McFarlane as Recording 2, Amber Devereux as Recording 3, Sarah Grant as Phone Operator, Robyn Holdaway as Perry, Angharad Phillips as Morgan, Nicole Miners as Gwen / Shújūn, Paul Warren as Gwaine and Tobias Weatherburn as Dai.  The trailer was written and directed by Ella Watts, with music composition and sound design from Amber Devereux at Tin Can Audio, and production management from Ross McFarlane.
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Introducing: Camlann, a post-apocalyptic urban fantasy podcast inspired by folklore and Arthurian legends

After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship?
Recorded live at London Podcast Festival!
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STARRING
Rebecca Evans
Beth Crane
Jack Carmichael
Alexander Danner
Jeff Van Dreasen
Cat Blackard
James Carney
Hedley Knights
Vicki Baron
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No Space Like Home: A We Fix Space Junk Festive Special! [Trailer]

Hi! We’re still hard at work on Season 4, which will hopefully be making its way to you early next year, but in the meantime we wanted to share a show you might not have heard of. It’s called Desert Skies, and it takes place in the Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station. The staff of Desert Skies fix cars and get snacks for travellers on their final astral journey; the journey from this life to the next.
We listened to episode one this week and really enjoyed it. The concept is really fun and well-written and the end of the episode has a real emotional punch to it.
The first full season of Desert Skies is out now, and the next season is currently in production, so it’s the perfect time to listen. And if you’re tempted, listen on! We’re going to play episode one for you right now. Watch out for the burritos…
You can find and listen to Desert Skies anywhere you listen to podcasts or by clicking this link. And thanks to Desert Skies for their support!
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Introducing: Desert Skies

Hey! We’re just dropping in to let you know some things!
So! First and most importantly, we’re hard at work on Season 4 — we’ve recorded Kilner, Samantha and DAX alongside some of our guest stars and we’ve got lots of recordings scheduled! We're working with some really fun people this season!
Next step after recording is dialogue editing, then sound design, music composition and mixing and mastering! So we're going to be really busy for a while, but in the end it'll all be worth it!
Season 4 coming and we can’t wait to share it with you!
But! We also wanted to let you know about our new sponsor, Intra Quest, a new fantasy adventure audio drama. It’s co-produced by the wonderful Adam Raymonda, whose name you might recognise from sister show Forgive Me.
Intra Quest follows three adventurers in a distant future as they embark on a quest that will — hopefully — save the world from a lurking evil.
It stars a whole host of talented video game voice actors, including the voices of Megara from Hades, Mercy from Overwatch and Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption II.
If you like We Fix Space Junk — and we’re assuming you do if you’re listening! — we think you’ll enjoy Intra Quest. We got to listen to the first episode and we really enjoyed it. It’s full of action, adventure, quips and really detailed sound design, as well as really fun characters and bizarre situations.
You can find Intra Quest anywhere you listen to podcasts. Listen on, and we hope you enjoy it!

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Introducing: Intra Quest

A little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all!
Merry Brucemas one and all!
To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon!
We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January!
Thank you all so much for listening!
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S02E06 - The Lonely Ark

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