This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Traverse City stole wine by sticking it in her vagina, you should stop doing the peace sign in your selfies, two men stole 100 hot dogs on Florida/Not Florida, four of the five statues placed in the middle of a roundabout have been damaged, our MVP sets themselves on fire instead of the building they wanted to set on fire, a 6-foot tall pencil is running for governor in Oregon, and someone in Australia stole 200 pregnant sheep.

00:13 - TC woman puts wine in her vagina
09:41 - Stop doing the peace sign in selfies
16:14 - Florida/Not Florida
23:57 - Statues in middle of roundabout damaged
29:52 - MVP
36:25 - 6-foot tall pencil running for governor
43:20 - Pregnant sheep stolen

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