This morning on The Morning After, an all-you-can-eat buffet in Spain recently instituted a fee for throwing up, the KITT car from Knight Rider received a ticket from New York City, a man stole the O off a police station sign on Florida/Not Florida, a tourist got his ass kicked for throwing a rock at a seal in Hawaii, our MVP threatened someone with a machete for a scooter, a woman with blue hair and a leopard-print jacket was arrested after robbing a bank, and loud, horny peacocks are terrorizing a town in Italy.

00:13 - All-you-can-eat buffet institutes a puke fee
08:32 - KITT gets a ticket
16:02 - Florida/Not Florida
22:07 - Tourist beat up for throwing rock at seal
26:52 - MVP
35:08 - Woman with blue hair and leopard jacket robs bank
40:01 - Loud, horny peacocks terrorizing Italian community

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