This morning on The Morning After, an urn ordered on Amazon arrived with someone else’s ashes already in it, a man has been convicted of defecating on a building and wiping his butt with a sandwich, a man was caught masturbating on the hood of his car on Florida/Not Florida, someone jumped into Punch the monkey’s enclosure, our MVP has absolutely had it with his neighbor’s malfunctioning motion light, unoccupied Waymo cars keep circling a cul de sac near Atlanta, and a woman had her cheating boyfriend’s cake set on fire.

00:13 - Urn arrives with someone else’s ashes
10:24 - Man poops on building, wipes with sandwich
16:20 - Florida/Not Florida
26:10 - MA Update
32:16 - MVP
41:35 - Waymos circling a cul de sac
48:01 - Cheating boyfriend’s cake set on fire

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