This morning on The Morning After, some of the ‘sexy priests’ in the ‘sexy priest calendar’ aren’t priests at all, a town in Alabama has legalized alcohol after it passed by one vote at a recent election, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we now know who the ‘mysterious roof poops’ in California were coming from, our MVP created a diversion inside a Walmart to steal jewelry, a man was arrested after driving his Tesla into a lake, and an Academy Award winning director was dumped by his AI girlfriend.

00:13 - Some ‘sexy priests’ aren’t priests at all
07:31 - Alabama town has legalized alcohol
13:01 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:33 - ‘Mysterious roof pooper’ revealed
30:43 - MVP
39:10 - Man arrested for driving Tesla into lake
44:55 - AI girlfriend breaks up with director

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