The Ralph Report

By Ralph Garman

What's The Ralph Report about?

THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph Garman is a daily show featuring news, pop culture, and current events as filtered through twisted mind of it's host. The show features comedy segments, celebrity interviews, and TV & film reviews along with Ralph's take on what's happening in the world.

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05.31.2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is in the right key! Prospector Larry has a pet MULE?! And, we remember when Bud Light was for REAL MEN by saluting a true American hero ... SPUDS MACKENZIE!

The Ralph Report episodes:

05.31.2023 TRR1225_05_31_23 - One Hit Wonder - Spuds Mackenzie On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is in the right key! Prospector Larry has a pet MULE?! And, we remember when Bud Light was for REAL MEN by saluting a true American hero ... SPUDS MACKENZIE!
05.26.2023 TRR1223_05_26_23 - Video Vault - Garmy Game Show - Who Pees Sitting On today's #TheRalphReport: The GARMY GAME SHOW! Buddy Cop movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, where in the WORLD do men sit down to PEE? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
05.15.2023 TRR1214_05_15_23 - Chokeberries - Too Much Disney - Guardians of the Galaxy On today's #TheRalphReport: Ralph's review of GUARDIANS Vol. 3! (Spoiler free.) Eddie gets too much for a good thing?! And, why do they call them CHOKEBERRIES?! We MUNCH them to find out! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
05.10.2023 TRR1211_05_09_23 - Toe Sucking - One Hit Wonders - Vintage Products On today's #TheRalphReport: The wait for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is finally over! What's the going rate for TOE SUCKING these days?! And, PRELL used to be a thing ... What happened to PRELL?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
05.03.2023 TRR1206_05_03_23 - Taylor Williamson - One Hit Wonder On today's #TheRalphReport: We're caught in the middle of a ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Ralph is a WIZARD! And, an interview with comedian TAYLOR WILLIAMSON! (And, his dog, Baby Betty.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
04.18.2023 TRR1195_04_18_23 - TV Tunes - Stallone Sings On today's #TheRalphReport: It's a mod, mod TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL PINATA DAY! And, Stallone SINGS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
04.10.2023 TRR1189_04_10_23 - Lost Dogs - Munchin' Monday - Xanadu On today's #TheRalphReport: A treasure from SHOWBIZ HISTORY! A "blue ribbon" MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, we're reunited and COVID-free! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
04.05.2023 TRR1186_04_05_23 - One Hit Wonders - Rats - Batman On today's #TheRalphReport: We've got your ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY right here! To RAT or NOT to RAT ... that is the question! And, another chance to WIN #BatmanDoom on DIGITAL! SUBSCRIBE: WWW.PATREON.COM/THERALPHREPORT
03.20.2023 TRR1179_03_20_23 - Steve Ashton - Beer Taste Test On today's #TheRalphReport: A boozy blind taste-test for MUNCHIN' MONDAY! A shopping mall you're forbidden to whistle in! And, join us in sending all our love to STEVE ASHTON! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
03.13.2023 TRR1174 03 13 23 - Oscars Recap - Peeps - Evil Insects On today's #TheRalphReport : We look at last night's OSCARS telecast! Eddie battles an ARMY of THOUSANDS! And, our MUNCHIN' MONDAY taste-test of some of the newest PEEPS flavors! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
03.07.2023 TRR1170 03 07 23 - TV Tunes - Zorro - Arnold Vs Bigots On today's #TheRalphReport : The TEN baby names that are DYING OUT! Arnold goes TERMINATOR on bigots! And, we celebrate the legend of ZORRO!!! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
03.03.2023 TRR1168_03_03_23 - Game Show - Video Vault - UK Update On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The GARMY raises money to FIGHT MS! Remakes from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW asks, "DO YOU KNOW YOUR BEARS?!" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
02.22.2023 TRR1161_02_22_23 - UK Update - One Hit Wonder - Famous Deaths On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! (Yes, it's ASH(ton) WEDNESDAY!) Eddie goes to WAR with a WHOLE COUNTRY! And, we've got an ANGELIC "One-Hit Wonder" for you! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
02.15.2023 TRR1157_02_15_23 - One Hit Wonders - UK Update - Creepy Commercials On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The return of TED LASSO! Is it the creepiest WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS ever?! And a classic ONE-HIT WONDER from the 80's! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
02.08.2023 TRR1153_02_08_23 - Super Bowl parties - UK Update On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Would you pay more for "good" movie seats?! And, the best Super Bowl PARTY FOODS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
01.24.2023 TRR1143_01_24_23 - Holidays - Charity - TV Tunes On today's #TheRalphReport : The worst TV TUNES TUESDAY ever! The Garmy raises even MORE money for charity! And, HAPPY "TALK LIKE A GRIZZLED PROSPECTOR" DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
01.16.2023 TRR1137_01_16_23 - Fish Casinos - Chocolate - NFL Playoffs On today's #TheRalphReport : The weekend's NFL GAMES! It's a bittersweet edition of MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Do REAL MEN change tires?! And, we expose the seedy world of FISH CASINOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
01.12.2023 TRR1135_01_12_23 - Condoms - Meditation On today's #TheRalphReport : Sex U. wraps things up! We reach the BOILING POINT! And, Eddie chooses a YOGI for spiritual guidance! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
01.05.2023 THE RALPH REPORT 1130 - Thursd On today's #TheRalphReport : "Who's your DADDY?!" Ralph LOVES razors! And, we continue THE YEAR OF LARRY with a salute to the voice of the first animated version of THE JOKER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
12.13.2022 THE RALPH REPORT 1121 - Tuesda On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The Garmy feeds some hungry folks for the holidays! The best MOVIES nobody is making! A classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY COCOA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
12.07.2022 TRR1117 12 07 22 - One Hit Wonders - Xmas Duet - UK Update On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie perform their first ever Christmas DUET! Get stuffed with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, who invented SANTA?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
11.10.2022 TRR1108_11_10_22 - Sex U. - U.S. Marines - Looney Tunes On today's #TheRalphReport : The man behind the MUSIC of the LOONEY TUNES! Euphemisms for SEX all through history! And, happy 247th birthday to the U.S. MARINE CORPS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
11.01.2022 TRR1101_11_01_22 - TV Tunes - Dia de los Muertos - Citizen of the Week On today's #TheRalphReport : TV TUNES TUESDAY gives us the blues! The amazing GARMY raises money to FEED THE HUNGRY! Meet the TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, Happy DIA DE LOS MUERTOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
10.25.2022 TRR1097_10_25_22 - Chucky - Wolves - TV Tunes On today's #TheRalphReport : This TV TUNES TUESDAY is murder! A salute to GREASY FOODS! The Garmy rescues WOLVES! And HAPPY CHUCKY DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
10.21.2022 TRR1095_10_21_22 - NFL - Robbie Coltrane - Garmy Game Show On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve "The Spark" Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our VIDEO VAULT salute to the late, great ROBBIE COLTRANE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
10.12.2022 TRR1088_10_12_22 - One Hit Wonder - Candi Milo - UK Update On today's #TheRalphReport : @steveashton's UK UPDATE! We salute @eddiepence with a HAIKU! The best day for a ONE-HIT WONDER! And, a fascinating interview with voice-over star @candimilo about her wild childhood and new book, SURVIVING THE ODD! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport
10.04.2022 TRR1083_10_4_22 - TV Tunes - Pumpkin Hate - Vodka Day On today's #TheRalphReport : The return of DR. FUCKPUMPKIN! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY to keep you company! And, HAPPY VODKA DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
09.29.2022 THE RALPH REPORT 1080 - Thursd On today's #TheRalphReport: Surprising ways SEX makes you HEALTHIER! RIP Coolio! And, the 100 GREATEST TV SHOWS of all time?! REALLY?! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
09.20.2022 TRR1073 09 20 22 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twisters - NFL On today's #TheRalphReport : Never forget: "Feel free to believe!" The GARMY raises money for DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS! Twisted TONGUES! And, a spacey TV TUNES TUESDAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
09.13.2022 TRR1068 09 13 22 - Sex Music - Adam West - TV Themes On today's #TheRalphReport : What's on your SEX PLAYLIST? Boozy TONGUE TWISTERS! An all-American TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the Garmy pays tribute to TV's BATMAN, Adam West! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
09.02.2022 THE RALPH REPORT 1062 - Friday On today's #TheRalphReport : HOT FUDGE, HOLY MOLEY! It's FRIDAY! With Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We salute actors gone too soon with the VIDEO VAULT! Class is in session with the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, the hottest new fashion sensation, ...
08.23.2022 THE RALPH REPORT 1055 - Tuesda On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a brutal TONGUE TWISTER TUESDAY! Meet the FURRIES for CHRIST! And, the story of a TV show about "Bobby", a kind-hearted, leather-jacketed drunk from New Jersey! (But, they named the show after a doctor for ...
08.15.2022 THE RALPH REPORT 1050 - Monday On today's #TheRalphReport : It's Eddie VS The Criminals! We try homemade MUSTARD DONUTS! And, hear about the GAME SHOW where everybody hated Ralph! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
08.08.2022 THE RALPH REPORT 1045 - Monday On today's #TheRalphReport : The legend of THE GREAT CAKE DISASTER! Who gave us the MIDDLE FINGER? And, we try RAISING CANE'S CHICKEN FINGERS to see if they're worth the wait! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
08.01.2022 THE RALPH REPORT 1040 - Monday On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Life is a BEACH! Knott's BURY Farm?! And, Eddie learns the magic of a COFFEE ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
07.21.2022 THE RALPH REPORT 1033 - Thursd On today's #TheRalphReport : It's the ... TERROR OF THE MONKEY! Plus, good COWBOYS and bad COWBOYS! And, we ask "Are MASKS sexy?" SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
07.04.2022 TRR1021 07 04 22 - 4th Of July - Ketchup Popsicles HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! On today's #TheRalphReport : The GARMY raises money to help a family in crisis! And, on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY we try a frozen treat from Canada … KETCHUP POPSICLES! SUBSCRIBE: wwww.patreon.com/theralphreport
06.30.2022 TRR1019 06 30 22 - Bank Robbers - Sex Rooms - KISS On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The BEST bank robber in the WORLD! KISS pisses off a country! And, tips on how to make your own SEX ROOM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
06.06.2022 TRR1009 06 06 22 - Spreading Our Meat - Star Wars - Drive In Movies On today's #TheRalphReport : What's up with OBI-WAN?! We finally SPREAD OUR MEAT! And, Happy 89th Birthday to the DRIVE-IN MOVIES! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
06.01.2022 TRR1006 06 01 22 - One Hit Wonders - The Queen - Male Bimbo On today's THE RALPH REPORT : All eyes are on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, what do you call a male "bimbo"? And, Steve Ashton pays "tribute" (?) to the Queen in today's UK UPDATE! We hope she's listening! SUBSCRIBE: ...
05.09.2022 TRR991 05 09 22 - Jaw Pain - Mayo Vs Miracle Whip On today's #TheRalphReport : "Attack of the KILLER JAW: The Final Chapter"(?) America has a national MAMMAL?! And, finally, a battle to the death: MIRACLE WHIP vs MAYO! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
04.25.2022 TRR985 04 25 22 - TMJ - Oral Sex - Munchin' Monday On today's #TheRalphReport : The terrible tales of TMJ! The GARMY raises MORE money for CHARITY! And, SHALOM! It's GEFILTE FISH on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Subscribe: www.Patreon.com/theralphreport
04.20.2022 TRR982 04 20 22 - One Hit Wonders - Ventriloquists On today's #TheRalphReport : THE FLASH is fucked up! We import our ONE-HIT WONDER from Germany! The all-time best COMEDY SONG! And, the world's greatest VENTRILOQUIST! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
04.13.2022 TRR978 04 13 22 - Gilbert Gottfried - One Hit Wonders On today's #TheRalphReport : We go down under to revisit a classic ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The worst airplane HIGH JACKING ever! And, RIP Gilbert Gottfried. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
04.05.2022 TRR973 04 05 22 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - CHiPs On today's #TheRalphReport : The amazing Garmy raises money to battle HUNGER! Why monkeys (and Ralph) love BOOZE! And, we pay tribute to the treasure found in Eddie's ATTIC! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
03.22.2022 TRR964 03 22 22 - TV Tunes - Citizen Of The Week On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to motherhood with THE CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We go back to the future for this week's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And who will win @eddiepence's portrait of Loraine Falchetta?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
03.17.2022 TRR961 03 17 22 - St. Patrick's Day On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our annual ST. PATRICK'S DAY show! Featuring our special guests: Guinness stout and Powers Irish whiskey! You can literally hear Ralph get drunker as the show goes on! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
03.08.2022 TRR954 03 08 22 - Batman And Me - Lancelot Link On today's #TheRalphReport : Raising money for Alzheimer's research! The missing link to TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a TRR interview w/ the director and subject of the new documentary film about a reluctant Batman fan: "BATMAN AND ME" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
03.04.2022 TRR952 03 04 22 - Batman - UK Update - Garmy Game Show On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our favorite cinematic crime-fighters from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the ALL-BATMAN edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
02.23.2022 TRR945 02 23 22 - One Hit Wonder - Superhero Butts On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph is a LIFESAVER! What artist is featured on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?! ("Who wants to know?!") The latest (and frostiest) TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, SUPERHERO BUTTS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

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The Ralph Report episodes:

TRR1225_05_31_23 - One Hit Wonder - Spuds Mackenzie

TRR1223_05_26_23 - Video Vault - Garmy Game Show - Who Pees Sitting

TRR1214_05_15_23 - Chokeberries - Too Much Disney - Guardians of the Galaxy

TRR1211_05_09_23 - Toe Sucking - One Hit Wonders - Vintage Products

TRR1206_05_03_23 - Taylor Williamson - One Hit Wonder

TRR1195_04_18_23 - TV Tunes - Stallone Sings

TRR1189_04_10_23 - Lost Dogs - Munchin' Monday - Xanadu

TRR1186_04_05_23 - One Hit Wonders - Rats - Batman

TRR1179_03_20_23 - Steve Ashton - Beer Taste Test

TRR1174 03 13 23 - Oscars Recap - Peeps - Evil Insects

TRR1170 03 07 23 - TV Tunes - Zorro - Arnold Vs Bigots

TRR1168_03_03_23 - Game Show - Video Vault - UK Update

TRR1161_02_22_23 - UK Update - One Hit Wonder - Famous Deaths

TRR1157_02_15_23 - One Hit Wonders - UK Update - Creepy Commercials

TRR1153_02_08_23 - Super Bowl parties - UK Update

TRR1143_01_24_23 - Holidays - Charity - TV Tunes

TRR1137_01_16_23 - Fish Casinos - Chocolate - NFL Playoffs

TRR1135_01_12_23 - Condoms - Meditation

THE RALPH REPORT 1130 - Thursd

THE RALPH REPORT 1121 - Tuesda

TRR1117 12 07 22 - One Hit Wonders - Xmas Duet - UK Update

TRR1108_11_10_22 - Sex U. - U.S. Marines - Looney Tunes

TRR1101_11_01_22 - TV Tunes - Dia de los Muertos - Citizen of the Week

TRR1097_10_25_22 - Chucky - Wolves - TV Tunes

TRR1095_10_21_22 - NFL - Robbie Coltrane - Garmy Game Show

TRR1088_10_12_22 - One Hit Wonder - Candi Milo - UK Update

TRR1083_10_4_22 - TV Tunes - Pumpkin Hate - Vodka Day

THE RALPH REPORT 1080 - Thursd

TRR1073 09 20 22 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twisters - NFL

TRR1068 09 13 22 - Sex Music - Adam West - TV Themes

THE RALPH REPORT 1062 - Friday

THE RALPH REPORT 1055 - Tuesda

THE RALPH REPORT 1050 - Monday

THE RALPH REPORT 1045 - Monday

THE RALPH REPORT 1040 - Monday

THE RALPH REPORT 1033 - Thursd

TRR1021 07 04 22 - 4th Of July - Ketchup Popsicles

TRR1019 06 30 22 - Bank Robbers - Sex Rooms - KISS

TRR1009 06 06 22 - Spreading Our Meat - Star Wars - Drive In Movies

TRR1006 06 01 22 - One Hit Wonders - The Queen - Male Bimbo

TRR991 05 09 22 - Jaw Pain - Mayo Vs Miracle Whip

TRR985 04 25 22 - TMJ - Oral Sex - Munchin' Monday

TRR982 04 20 22 - One Hit Wonders - Ventriloquists

TRR978 04 13 22 - Gilbert Gottfried - One Hit Wonders

TRR973 04 05 22 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - CHiPs

TRR964 03 22 22 - TV Tunes - Citizen Of The Week

TRR961 03 17 22 - St. Patrick's Day

TRR954 03 08 22 - Batman And Me - Lancelot Link

TRR952 03 04 22 - Batman - UK Update - Garmy Game Show

TRR945 02 23 22 - One Hit Wonder - Superhero Butts

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