🎉🥓 Hold onto your toast, folks — The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show is back for Episode 2! 🥓🎉

This time, we’re heading north — and not just metaphorically. We’re talking actual compass-point chaos. So grab your thermals, brace yourself for questionable accents, and prepare for a journey where the only thing colder than the weather is the punchlines.

🚨 WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling, mild confusion, and an irrational craving for beans on toast.

🎙️ Starring your beloved breakfast-time misfits:

• Retro Mike Kennedy – The man, the myth, the pun king. He’s got dad jokes in his veins and a suspiciously large collection of innuendos.
• Wanted Joe – Still technically on the run from last episodes scandal. But we’ve got him locked down for this episode… unless he escapes mid-round again.
• Jenni Wenni – Everybody’s favourite incontinent old lady. She’s back, she’s leaking opinions, and she’s armed with a handbag full of Werther’s Originals and unsolicited advice.
• Special Guest: Manny the Monk – He’s taken a vow of silence, but don’t worry — he breaks it every five minutes to shout answers and complain about the lack of oat milk.

🎮 Expect games so silly they make charades look like chess. You’ll be laughing, cringing, and wondering how this show hasn’t been banned yet.

🃏 The jokes? Oh, they’re coming in hot and awkward. Think dad jokes, nan jokes, and at least one pun so bad it might cause temporary facial paralysis.

So tune in, buckle up, and remember: it’s not just breakfast — it’s a full English of nonsense.