🥓🎉 The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show is BACK for Episode 3 — and this time, we’ve invaded Leeds! 🎉🥓

Yes, you heard right. The city of Leeds has bravely opened its arms (and possibly its emergency exits) to welcome the most unhinged breakfast-based quiz show in existence. If you thought things got weird in Episode 2, buckle up — this one’s got more twists than a curly fry in a tornado.

📍 Location Update: We’re in Leeds, the land of flat caps, fierce pride, and people who say “ey up” instead of hello. The locals are confused, the pigeons are terrified, and the city council has already filed a noise complaint.

🎙️ Meet the Madness-Makers:

• Retro Mike Kennedy – Still rocking the same questionable haircut and even more questionable trivia. He’s the only man who can turn a question about 1980s cereal into a full-blown existential crisis.
• Wanted Joe – He’s wanted in three counties for crimes against comedy, but we keep inviting him back because he brings snacks. Mostly expired ones.
• Jenni Wenni – Our incontinent icon. She’s older, bolder, and now legally banned from using glitter. She’s brought her knitting, her sass, and a flask of something suspicious.
• Special Appearance: The Mysterious Simon – Once a regular guest, now a missing person. After telling a joke so bad it caused a blackout in Huddersfield, Simon vanished into the shadows. We don’t know where he is, but we do know he left behind a half-eaten crumpet and a note that just said “I’m sorry.”
• Introducing Tamika – She’s a sandwich short of a picnic, a crayon short of a box, and a few marbles short of a functioning board game. But she’s got enthusiasm, glittery boots, and a laugh that sounds like a goose being tickled.

🎮 What’s on the menu this episode? More silly games. More stupid humour. More Retro Breakfast Quiz Show madness than your nan’s bingo night after three sherries.

Expect:

• Trivia so niche it makes stamp collecting look edgy
• Jokes so bad they’ve been classified as emotional terrorism
• Games so absurd they make “Pin the Tail on the Donkey” look like a Mensa test

So grab your cuppa, brace yourself for chaos.