🥓🎉 Hold onto your beans, Bristol — The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show is BACK for Episode 4! 🎉🥓

That’s right, the nation’s most gloriously unhinged breakfast-time quiz show has crash-landed in the city of bridges, boats, and baffled bystanders. Bristol didn’t ask for this. Bristol wasn’t ready for this. But Bristol’s getting it anyway.

📍 Location Update: We’re in the heart of Bristol, where the locals are friendly, the accents are musical, and the seagulls are aggressive. The Retro Breakfast crew has arrived, and the city’s IQ has dropped by at least 12 points.

🎙️ Your Usual Suspects:

• Retro Mike Kennedy – The host with the most… questionable facts. He’s still wearing his 1987 windbreaker, still quoting cereal commercials, and still convinced he’s Britain’s answer to Alex Trebek (he’s not).
• Wanted Joe – Still wanted. Still Joe. Still confused about whether this is a podcast, a quiz show, or a hostage situation. He’s brought snacks, but they’re all stolen.
• Jenni Wenni – Our incontinent queen of chaos. She’s older than the concept of time and sassier than a goose in stilettos. She’s here to win, knit, and possibly nap mid-round.

🎉 Special Guests Who May or May Not Know What’s Going On:

• Tamika – She’s back, and she still doesn’t know what day it is, where she is, or why she’s holding a microphone. Last seen trying to interview a traffic cone. She’s got enthusiasm, confusion.
• Adrien the Foreign Correspondent – He’s vaguely aware he’s on a podcast. He thinks “quiz” is a type of cheese. He’s fluent in five languages, none of which are helpful in this context. He’s here to represent international confusion.

🧠 Team Breakdown: With Tamika and Adrien on the teams, Jenni Wenni and Wanted Joe have their work cut out for them. There’s explaining to do. There’s translating to do. There’s a very real chance someone will try to answer a trivia question with interpretive dance.

🎮 Let the Explaining and Carnage Commence!

Expect:

• Games that make no sense, even with subtitles.
• Jokes so bad they’ve been banned in three countries.
• Tamika mistaking a buzzer for a sandwich.
• Adrien attempting to answer every question with “yes” and a shrug.
• Retro Mike losing control of the show by minute seven and resorting to shouting random facts about Weetabix.

So grab your cuppa, brace yourself for chaos, and remember: This isn’t just a quiz show — it’s a full-blown breakfast-time fever dream with a side of existential dread.