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🥚📻 Warning: Retro Breakfast Quiz Show Episode 6 has escaped the bounds of normality and is currently wreaking havoc in YORK! 📻🥚
Yes, York — the city of ancient walls, ghost tours, and now, wildly inappropriate breakfast-themed innuendo — is hosting the latest instalment of this gloriously unhinged quiz show. And if you thought things couldn’t get more chaotic than Baby Luke chewing on a buzzer... you were painfully mistaken.
🎙️ Introducing the cast of culinary clowns:
- Retro Mike Kennedy – His intros are now officially longer than War and Peace, with subplots, flashbacks, and three musical interludes. He starts each episode with a dramatic soliloquy and ends it halfway through the first round of questions.
- Wanted Joe – Still on the run from the Law of Comedy. He brings puns so bad the audience is legally required to groan. He’s also responsible for approximately 73% of the confusion in the studio.
- Jenni Wenni – Our incontinent queen of sarcasm, sass, and surprisingly aggressive knitting. She’s here to win the quiz, drink suspicious tea, and occasionally threaten people with a slipper.
🍼 Special Guests Who May Require Adult Supervision:
- Adrien – He locked himself in a car by accident and now thinks York is the yolk of England. Currently trying to quiz through the window using semaphore and a bag of crisps. His answers may be chaotic, but her dance moves are flawless.
- Little Baby Luke – Fresh from the crèche and ready to party. He’s got one tooth, zero quiz knowledge, and a laugh so infectious it derailed Round Two. His mum said he could stay up late only if he doesn’t lick the buzzers. So far, that promise is hanging by a thread.
đź’Ą Expect:
- Retro Mike narrating the history of York through interpretive jazz hands
- Jenni Wenni accidentally starting a turf war with a local history club
- Adrien mistaking a sundial for a microwave
- Baby Luke buzzing in repeatedly with the word “banana,” regardless of the question
So grab your toast, fasten your seatbelt, and prepare for a full-English trainwreck of comedy, trivia, and absolutely no educational value whatsoever.
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By Retro Mike Kennedy🥚📻 Warning: Retro Breakfast Quiz Show Episode 6 has escaped the bounds of normality and is currently wreaking havoc in YORK! 📻🥚
Yes, York — the city of ancient walls, ghost tours, and now, wildly inappropriate breakfast-themed innuendo — is hosting the latest instalment of this gloriously unhinged quiz show. And if you thought things couldn’t get more chaotic than Baby Luke chewing on a buzzer... you were painfully mistaken.
🎙️ Introducing the cast of culinary clowns:
- Retro Mike Kennedy – His intros are now officially longer than War and Peace, with subplots, flashbacks, and three musical interludes. He starts each episode with a dramatic soliloquy and ends it halfway through the first round of questions.
- Wanted Joe – Still on the run from the Law of Comedy. He brings puns so bad the audience is legally required to groan. He’s also responsible for approximately 73% of the confusion in the studio.
- Jenni Wenni – Our incontinent queen of sarcasm, sass, and surprisingly aggressive knitting. She’s here to win the quiz, drink suspicious tea, and occasionally threaten people with a slipper.
🍼 Special Guests Who May Require Adult Supervision:
- Adrien – He locked himself in a car by accident and now thinks York is the yolk of England. Currently trying to quiz through the window using semaphore and a bag of crisps. His answers may be chaotic, but her dance moves are flawless.
- Little Baby Luke – Fresh from the crèche and ready to party. He’s got one tooth, zero quiz knowledge, and a laugh so infectious it derailed Round Two. His mum said he could stay up late only if he doesn’t lick the buzzers. So far, that promise is hanging by a thread.
đź’Ą Expect:
- Retro Mike narrating the history of York through interpretive jazz hands
- Jenni Wenni accidentally starting a turf war with a local history club
- Adrien mistaking a sundial for a microwave
- Baby Luke buzzing in repeatedly with the word “banana,” regardless of the question
So grab your toast, fasten your seatbelt, and prepare for a full-English trainwreck of comedy, trivia, and absolutely no educational value whatsoever.