By The Sick Sad Podcast
Delightfully Unapologetic
A little over a year since their last episode, Zack and JD return for a brand new season of the Sick Sad Podcast. In this thrilling season premiere, you soon realize that it is literally the same as all the...
Without going back and listening to this episode, I can only assume that it is full of amazing antics and witty one liners. Correct me if I’m wrong…
Did you ever hear the joke about the dinosaur? What did the T-Rex say to the pterodactyl? Nothing. They’re both dead. Like that joke? Then you’ll love this episode. Or maybe you won’t. See if I care either way.
There once was an old woman, who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn’t know what to do. So children’s protective services took them away from her. I’m not really sure why nobody is surprised. If...
Please donate to Charity. She’s a very nice girl. She is only working the strip club to pay her way through college.
Hello. This is your conscience. I know I haven’t been around very much, but when you killed that lady and hid her in your backyard, I kind of had to draw the line somewhere, you know?
A picture says a thousand words. So…please….just shut up and send us nudes. K thanks. -Management
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck got off of his lazy ass and actually went to work once in awhile to support his family?
What do you call a man with no arms? Screwed if the police show up and tell him to stick ’em up. #HandsGoneDontShoot
Old McDonald had a sheep. He was arrested shortly after for bestiality. #FarmLivesMatter
Have you ever found yourselves staring into the heavens, wondering what life was for? No? Figures. You only care about yourself. Jerks.
In case of emergency, the combination to the safe is 7….3…14…8
I tried posting the episodes to itunes without a description, and it won’t let me. So now I’m just writing whatever I want. I hate you Moby. You know what you did.
If you listen all the way until the end of this episode, we give away winning lotto numbers. And by winning lotto numbers, I mean no. No we don’t do that.
If you’ve made it to episode 3, we apologize for any trauma, emotionally or otherwise, that we may have caused you. We urge you to keep listening. It doesn’t get any better, but we would really like to get ranked...
I just want to point out, that if you are listening to episode 2, that kind of makes you a fan of us at this point.
And so begins the podcast of two life-long friends, recounting their loves, their lives, trials, tribulations, and misadventures. Included Skit: “Customer Service” This is the first episode of the Sick Sad Podcast, including the first ever impromptu skit, “Customer Service”...
