The Sloppy Boys

By The Sloppy Boys

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What's The Sloppy Boys about?

A podcast about cocktails. Each week, comedy rockers The Sloppy Boys (Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis and Jefferson Dutton) drink and discuss a cocktail recognized by the International Bartenders Association. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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153. Porto Flip

09.22.2023

The guys fetch the eggs for a frothy cocktail first appearing in Jerry Thomas' 1862 The Bartender's Guide: How to Mix Drinks; A Bon Vivant's Companion. PORTO FLIP RECIPE.5oz/15ml Brandy1.5oz/45ml Red Tawny Port Wine.33oz/10ml Egg Yolk Pour all ingredients into ...

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09.22.2023 153. Porto Flip The guys fetch the eggs for a frothy cocktail first appearing in Jerry Thomas' 1862 The Bartender's Guide: How to Mix Drinks; A Bon Vivant's Companion. PORTO FLIP RECIPE.5oz/15ml Brandy1.5oz/45ml Red Tawny Port Wine.33oz/10ml Egg Yolk Pour all ingredients into ...
09.15.2023 152. Painkiller The guys make a popular twist on the Piña Colada, created in the '70s at the Soggy Dollar Bar in the British Virgin Islands. PAINKILLER RECIPE2oz/60ml Pusser’s Rum4oz/120ml Pineapple Juice1oz/30ml Orange Juice1oz/30ml Cream of CoconutAdd ingredients into a shaker with ...
09.08.2023 151. Barracuda The guys make a peculiar Italian-tiki hybrid created by cruise liner bartender Benito Cuppari in the late 1950s. Named after his friend's famous beach club (NOT the scary fish), the Barracuda went on to be served at Trader Vic's in ...
09.01.2023 150. Mai Tai (Don the Beachcomber's version) The guys try the other famous Mai Tai recipe from Trader Vic's tiki nemesis, "American adventurer" Donn Beach (born Ernest Raymond Gantt.) Celebrity podcaster Mike Mitchell also drops in. MAI TAI RECIPE1.5oz/45ml Dark Jamaican Rum 1oz/30ml Gold Cuban Rum1oz/30ml Grapefruit ...
08.25.2023 149. Mai Tai The guys encounter a titan of tiki culture, invented by Victor J. Bergeron in 1944 at his Oakland, California restaurant, Trader Vic's. Plus, big news as The Slops are headed to the big screen! MAI TAI RECIPE1oz/30 ml Amber Jamaican ...
08.18.2023 148. Cantarito The guys make a fruity, fizzy refresher from Jalisco, Mexico traditionally served in a little clay cup. CANTARIO RECIPE2oz/60ml Tequila2oz/60ml Orange Juice1oz/30ml Grapefruit Juice.75oz/22ml Lime JuiceDash of Grapefruit SodaPinch of SaltCombine ingredients (except grapefruit soda) in a cocktail shaker and ...
08.16.2023 [UNLOCKED] Sonic Ranch Enjoy this [UNLOCKED] episode of The Sloppy Boys Blowout, our weekly bonus episode available to Patreon subscribers. This special episode was recorded on April 20, 2022 during the making of the guys' fourth album, Sonic Ranch, featuring a guest appearance ...
08.11.2023 147. Spiked Watermelon The guys try that thing where you cut a hole in a watermelon and stick a bottle of vodka in there. SPIKED WATERMELON RECIPE: Inject or insert one pint bottle (375ml) of vodka into a whole watermelon. Allow melon to ...
08.04.2023 146. Abasolo To celebrate the release of their new album Sonic Ranch, the guys look back their time spent in Texas with a whiskey crafted and distilled from 100% Mexican Cacahuazintle corn. Abasolo is available at select retailers. Hosted on Acast. See ...
07.28.2023 145. Strawberry Daiquiri The guys cover the coldest drink they can fathom-- at the behest of the mysterious Freezester! STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Rum1oz/30ml Simple Syrup.75oz/22ml Lime Juice4-5 Large Strawberries1 cup Ice Combine ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into ...
07.21.2023 144. Grimace Piss The guys open up the test kitchen in this very special episode, plus learn a lot of awesome facts about not only Grimace, but the entire McDonaldland cast. GRIMACE PISS RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Vodka1oz Creme de Cassis (or similar purple berry ...
07.14.2023 143. Johnny's Dream The guys take on a mysterious drink from a viral tweet! JOHNNY'S DREAM RECIPE "2 parts" Silver Tequila (we did 2 oz)"1 part" Aperol (we did 1oz).5oz/15ml Lime Juice4-5 drops Orange Bitters1 squeeze Orange Juice Combine ingredients in a shaker ...
07.07.2023 142. Hugo Spritz The guys try another summery sparkler, a popular variant made with St. Germain elderflower liqueur. HUGO SPRITZ RECIPE4oz/120ml Prosecco.5oz/15ml St. Germain1oz/30ml Club Soda1 sprig Mint St. Germain and mint sprig into wine glass. Muddle gently and let sit for 3 ...
06.30.2023 141. Rum Runner The guys make a '50s classic hailing from the Holiday Isle Tiki Bar in Islamorada, Florida. RUM RUNNER RECIPE1oz/30ml Light Rum1oz/30ml Navy-Strength Rum1oz/30ml Banana Liqueur.5oz/15ml Blackberry Liqueur2oz/60ml Pineapple Juice 1oz/30ml Lime Juice.5oz/15ml Grenadine Add ingredients into a shaker with ice. ...
06.23.2023 140. Pickle Martini The guys investigate whispers of a new summer drink craze... but can those vinegary cukes make the jump from your sandwich to your cocktail glass? PICKLE MARTINI RECIPE2oz/60ml Vodka1oz/30ml Pickle Juice Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake and ...
06.16.2023 139. Lavender Haze Lemonade The guys make the new, viral drink from Taylor Swift's Eras Tour using a recipe listed in Cosmo that calls for way too much gin. LAVENDER HAZE LEMONADE RECIPE 5oz/150ml Empress 1908 Gin (we think they meant 1.5oz)1.5oz/45ml Falernum Liqueur1.5oz/45ml ...
06.09.2023 138. Tommy's Margarita The guys make a popular margarita variant from Tommy's in San Francisco-- the first venue-specific cocktail to be added to the IBA list. TOMMY'S MARGARITA RECIPE2oz/60 ml Tequila Reposado 100% Agave1oz/30 ml Fresh Lime Juice1oz/30 ml Agave Syrup Pour all ...
06.02.2023 137. Sangria The guys batch up a Dionysian crowdpleaser in celebration of their new single, Gardens of Gomorrah, available now! SANGRIA RECIPE 1 bottle Dry Red Wine1/2 cup Orange Juice1/2 cup Brandy1 Orange, cut into wedges1 Lemon, cut into wedges1 Apple, cored ...
05.26.2023 136. Pisco Sour The guys make an earthy sour using Pisco-- a distilled, fermented grape juice claimed by both Peru and Chile as their national liquor. Plus, Dutts goes solo as a pop singer. PISCO SOUR RECIPE 2oz/60ml Pisco1oz/30ml Lemon Juice.66oz/20ml Simple Syrup1 ...
05.24.2023 [EMERGENCY INSTANT UNLOCKED] Best Band Name This episode of The Sloppy Boys Blowout has been [EMERGENCY INSTANT UNLOCKED] due to changing circumstances within the band. Mike and Tim confront Jeff about his resigning as The Sloppy Boys' drummer, then they discuss their favorite band names and ...
05.19.2023 135. Mary Pickford The guys shake up a pineappley Prohibition-era cocktail named for a star of the silver screen. 1.5oz/45ml White Rum1.5oz/45ml Pineapple Juice.25oz/7.5ml Maraschino Liqueur.17oz/5ml Grenadine Syrup Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker, shake well with ice and strain into a ...
05.12.2023 134. Kir Beer The guys make a springy beer cocktail featuring everybody's favorite-- blackcurrant! KIR BEER RECIPE 12oz bottle Miller High Life Splash of Crème de Cassis Open the bottle and drink down part of the neck. Add crème de cassis into the ...
05.05.2023 133. Acid-Adjusted Orange Juice Whiskey Sour The guys add citric acid powder to orange juice in order to free Joe Saunders from the clutches of the Trickster. ACID-ADJUSTED ORANGE JUICE WHISKEY SOUR RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Bourbon Whiskey.8oz/25ml Acid-Adjusted Orange Juice*.66oz/20ml Simple Syrup.66oz/20ml Egg White (optional) Pour ingredients ...
04.28.2023 132. Kir The guys keep the cassis train rollin' with a traditional French wine cocktail that rose to prominence in the wake of World War II. KIR RECIPE3oz/90 ml Dry White Wine.33oz/10 ml Crème de Cassis Pour Crème de Cassis into glass, ...
04.21.2023 131. Russian Spring Punch Spring has sprung! The guys make another 80's cocktail from Londoner Dick Bradsell. RUSSIAN SPRING PUNCH RECIPE .8oz/25ml Vodka.8oz/25ml Lemon Juice.5oz/15ml Creme de Cassis.33oz/10ml Simple Syruptop up with Sparkling Wine Pour ingredients (except sparkling wine) into a cocktail shaker. Shake ...
04.14.2023 130. Clover Club The guys make a pre-Prohibition drink named after the men's social club in Philadelphia. CLOVER CLUB RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Gin.5oz/15ml Raspberry Syrup.5oz/15ml Lemon Juicefew drops Egg White Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker, shake well with ice, strain into a ...
04.07.2023 129. Pimm's Cup The guys make a garden-fresh guzzler from across the pond. PIMM'S CUP RECIPE 2oz/60ml Pimm's No. 1.5oz/15ml Lemon JuiceGinger Ale to top Add Pimm's No. 1 and lemon juice into a highball glass over ice. Top with ginger ale and ...
03.31.2023 128. Bramble The guys break out the blackberry for an 80's drink from British bartender Dick Bradsell. BRAMBLE RECIPE 1.7oz/50ml Gin.8oz/25ml Lemon Juice.4oz/12.5ml Simple Syrup.5oz/15ml Crème de Mûre Pour all ingredients (except Crème de Mûre) into a cocktail shaker, shake well with ...
03.24.2023 127. Angel Face The guys return to the IBA with an Unforgettable from Harry Craddock's Savoy Cocktail Book that promises to give its drinker a "smiling angel face." ANGEL FACE RECIPE 1oz/30ml Gin1oz/30ml Apricot Brandy1oz/30ml Calvados Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker ...
03.17.2023 126. Guinnessy The guys try a new viral spin on the classic Irish stout. GUINNESSY RECIPE Turn a Hennessy nip upside down into can of Guinness and shotgun it. Or, combine Guinness and Hennessy in any way that reflects your own personal ...
03.10.2023 125. RumChata with Neil Campbell The guys invite Neil to examine an exotic(?) horchata-inspired (yet riceless) "cream liqueur." Is it a rum, or a cocktail, or what? Check out Neil's new series Digman! starring Andy Samberg premiering March 22nd on Comedy Central! RumChata is available ...
03.03.2023 124. Borg The guys make the super-hydrating drink that's taking college campuses by storm-- the "black out rage gallon." BORG RECIPE 1 gallon jug of Water750mL Vodkaa few squirts of MiO Pour out (or drink) half the gallon of water. Fill the ...
02.24.2023 123. Dark 'n Stormy The guys make an iconic two-tone tiki-adjacent bubbler. DARK 'N STORMY RECIPE 2oz/60ml Goslings Rum3.33oz/100ml Ginger Beer In a highball glass filled with ice pour the ginger beer and top floating with the Rum. Garnish with lime wedge or slice. ...
02.17.2023 122. Brandy Crusta The guys make an ancient drink-- technically the first cocktail to use citrus. BRANDY CRUSTA RECIPE1.75oz/52.5ml Brandy.25oz/7.5ml Maraschino Liqueur.5oz/15ml Lemon Juice1 barspoon Curaçao1 barspoon Simple Syrup2 dashes Aromatic Bitters Rub a slice of orange (or lemon) around the rim of ...
02.10.2023 121. The Trickster's Mystery Drink The guys are tormented by a mysterious figure who seems to know their every move. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.03.2023 120. Martinez The guys sample a classic from Jerry Thomas (or a saloon in Martinez, California) that might be (but probably isn't) the precursor to the Martini! MARTINEZ RECIPE1.5oz/45ml London Dry Gin1.5oz/45ml Sweet Red Vermouth1 bar spoon Maraschino Liqueur2 dashes Orange Bitters ...
01.27.2023 119. Stinger The guys drink an upper-class cocktail from the turn of the century. STINGER RECIPE 1.69oz/50ml Cognac.66oz/20ml White Crème the Menthe Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice cubes. Stir well. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with ...
01.20.2023 118. Godfather The guys make a cocktail they can't refuse! GODFATHER RECIPE 1.2oz/35ml Scotch1.2oz/35ml Amaretto A peaty, smoky scotch is preferred. Pour all ingredients directly into an old fashioned glass filled with ice cubes. Stir gently. Recipe via Wikipedia Hosted on Acast. ...
01.13.2023 117. French Connection The guys stir up a 70's staple named after the Gene Hackman film. FRENCH CONNECTION COCKTAIL 1.2oz/35ml Cognac1.2oz/35ml Amaretto Pour all ingredients directly into an old fashioned glass filled with ice cubes. Stir gently. Recipe via the International Bartenders Association ...
01.06.2023 116. Water The guys take a break from the booze to celebrate one of the building blocks of life. WATER RECIPE 2 atoms Hydrogen 1 atom Oxygen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.30.2022 115. Champagne Cocktail The guys get all New Years-y with the original bubbly blaster, first appearing in Jerry Thomas' 1862 book How To Mix Cocktails, or the Bon Vivant's Companion. CHAMPAGNE COCKTAIL RECIPE 3oz/90ml Chilled Champagne.33oz/10ml Cognac2 dashes Angostura BittersFew drops Grand Marnier1 ...
12.23.2022 114. Mulled Wine The guys convene in person for a classic hot pot shared at winter gatherings. MULLED WINE RECIPE 2 Large Oranges4.25cup/1L Red Wine1.25 cup/10oz Brandyhalf cup Brown Sugar6 Whole Cloves2 Cinnamon Sticks3 Cardamom Pods, slightly crushed Peel strips from one orange ...
12.21.2022 [UNLOCKED] Best Christmas Aspect Happy Holidays! Enjoy this [UNLOCKED] episode of The Sloppy Boys Blowout, our weekly bonus episode available to Patreon subscribers. The guys appreciate the many facets and features of the yuletide season, then determine the very best! Visit patreon.com/thesloppyboys for more! ...
12.16.2022 113. Coquito The guys share a batch of “little coconut”, a holiday treat from Puerto Rico. COQUITO RECIPE 1 can Condensed Milk1 can Evaporated Milk1 can Cream of CoconutHalf cup White RumHalf tsp Vanilla Extract1 tsp Ground Cinnamon Combine all ingredients in ...
12.09.2022 112. Yule Mule The guys sample a Christmas-meets-tiki cocktail fresh from Jeff's test kitchen. YULE MULE RECIPE1.5oz/45ml Whiskey.5oz/15ml Molasses Syrup*.5oz/15ml Lime Juice1 dash Orange BittersGinger Ale to top Shake ingredients (minus ginger ale) on ice and strain into an ice filled glass. Top ...
12.02.2022 111. Cranberry Margarita The guys discover an unlikely, festive twist on an old favorite. CRANBERRY MARGARITA RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Cranberry Juice (unsweetened)1.5oz/45ml Tequila (blanco or reposado)1oz/30ml Cointreau.5oz/15ml Lime Juice5oz/15ml Simple Syrup Place all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain ...
11.25.2022 110. Brandy Old Fashioned Sweet The guys celebrate Thanksgiving with an Old Fashioned variant hailing from the supper clubs of Wisconsin. BRANDY OLD FASHIONED SWEET RECIPE 2oz/60ml brandy3 dashes Angostura bitters2 orange slices2 brandied or maraschino cheries1 sugar cube7up, Sprite or club soda, chilled, to ...
11.18.2022 109. Vieux Carré The guys stir up an "unforgettable" from New Orleans' French Quarter. VIEUX CARRÉ RECIPE 1oz/30ml Rye Whiskey1oz/30ml Cognac1oz/30ml Sweet Vermouth1 bar spoon Bénédictine2 dashes Peychaud's Bitters Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice cubes. Stir well. Strain into ...
11.11.2022 108. The Lineup with Mike Mitchell The guys convene at Mitch Manor for their most formidable challenge yet! THE LINEUP 1 pint Guinness 1 shot Jagermeister 1 Jager Bomb (with Red Bull) 1 can Bud Light Prepare all drinks and set them in a line. Finish ...
11.04.2022 107. Lemon Drop Martini The guys get back on track with a nice sour sipper. LEMON DROP MARTINI RECIPE1oz/30ml Vodka Citron.66oz/20ml Triple Sec.5oz/15ml Lemon Juice Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker, shake well with ice and strain into cocktail glass. Garnish with sugar rim ...

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The Sloppy Boys

What's The Sloppy Boys about?

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The Sloppy Boys episodes:

153. Porto Flip

152. Painkiller

151. Barracuda

150. Mai Tai (Don the Beachcomber's version)

149. Mai Tai

148. Cantarito

[UNLOCKED] Sonic Ranch

147. Spiked Watermelon

146. Abasolo

145. Strawberry Daiquiri

144. Grimace Piss

143. Johnny's Dream

142. Hugo Spritz

141. Rum Runner

140. Pickle Martini

139. Lavender Haze Lemonade

138. Tommy's Margarita

137. Sangria

136. Pisco Sour

[EMERGENCY INSTANT UNLOCKED] Best Band Name

135. Mary Pickford

134. Kir Beer

133. Acid-Adjusted Orange Juice Whiskey Sour

132. Kir

131. Russian Spring Punch

130. Clover Club

129. Pimm's Cup

128. Bramble

127. Angel Face

126. Guinnessy

125. RumChata with Neil Campbell

124. Borg

123. Dark 'n Stormy

122. Brandy Crusta

121. The Trickster's Mystery Drink

120. Martinez

119. Stinger

118. Godfather

117. French Connection

116. Water

115. Champagne Cocktail

114. Mulled Wine

[UNLOCKED] Best Christmas Aspect

113. Coquito

112. Yule Mule

111. Cranberry Margarita

110. Brandy Old Fashioned Sweet

109. Vieux Carré

108. The Lineup with Mike Mitchell

107. Lemon Drop Martini