The Slump podcast

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What's The Slump podcast about?

The Slump is a podcast designed for lazy people who don't quite understand this modern, fast-paced world. If you're feeling tired, hungover, bored, or in any way lethargic, then this is quite literally a podcast.

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The Slump podcast episodes:

02.04.2019
The Slump 310 - The Final Reckoning
It's finally here, the last episode of The Slump, all 2 hours and 6 minutes of it. Featuring classics like Condiment Corner, Cyberdesk, Kickster Watch, and even a new advert for Deep Voiced Anthems. It's long enough to ensure that...
01.14.2019
The Slump 309
We're back with a microslump, and some pretty massive news, (and it's not that we're pregnant, even though Ian said it was).
12.15.2018
The Slump 308 - FESTIVE SPECIAL
It's our Christmas episode and you know what that means... robots! Also bad Christmas songs. And Scott Stapp. Christmas.
12.10.2018
The Slump 307
Like a spaceman from afar in a Christmas song by Chris De Burgh, the Slump 307 has arrived from space (the internet), to bring you good cheer. This isn't the official Christmas episode, but we still talk about quite a...
11.26.2018
The Slump 306
The Slump is back, having not been there for a week, and the relief amongst the population is palpable, we imagine. With Brendan off exploring Asia, we have An Italian join us in the studio to help out, but fear...
11.09.2018
The Slump 305
This week there are discussions about testosterone, Coca-Cola, and other curious substances. Actually, those are the main two substances. There might be others, I can't remember now. Anyway, it was fun at the time. We hope you enjoy it too.
11.05.2018
The Slump 304
Quizzes, Saints and Bees. A sentence you can sing to the tune of Gypsies Tramps and Thieves by Cher if you like (because it would work well). More importantly, a few topics that we discuss on the Slump this week....
10.26.2018
The Slump 303
Dan and Brendan return to talk into a microphone about things that vaguely interest or amuse them both. Things like a big pretend moon, a dress made of human hair, and a purse made from a dog's head. And those...
10.20.2018
The Slump 302
Hello you. Another episode of the Slump, ripe for the listening. This week: underfloor heating, amnesia, and the unwelcome return of the CyberDesk jingle.
10.12.2018
The Slump 301
It's a phrase that's increasingly-used these days: This week it's a semi-planned podcast. But don't fret, because if you enjoy discussions about cranes, taps, names and the Backstreet Boys being back, then you'll still find much to enjoy here. Bye.
10.05.2018
The Slump 300
It's Slump 300, or as Dan called it at one point "The 300th anniversary of the Slump" idiot. Anyway, due to laziness and busy-ness, it's not particularly different to a normal Slump, although there are more fanfares and it's a...
09.28.2018
The Slump 299
The boys are back in town, though much less rowdy than the ones in the song that I took the initial bit of this sentence from. Actually, Brendan was quite rowdy this week. Some might say disruptive. It's fine though, we're...
09.22.2018
The Slump 298 - Microslump with your hosts Ian and Brendan
Last week Brendan struck out with an outrageous promise and this week we make good on that promise, because that's what we do. We stick to our word. Unlike SOME people. I have no-one specifically in mind, but it's true...
09.10.2018
The Slump 297
A new Slump is here, with two people talking: One called Ian, one called Dan (Brendan was off sick). They discuss lasers, Italians, and ridiculous high end fashion. Listen, on some kind of commute perhaps.
09.04.2018
The Slump 296
This week's episode is a few days late. Mind you, what's the point of being called The Slump if you're relentlessly punctual eh? Anyway, inside there's a song, a long advert and all manner of other things. However, something is...
08.24.2018
The Slump 295
Art and installations, feeding croissants to waterfoul, boiling rubber eggs, going on a journey with Hotpoint. Right now these are but words to you, but upon listening to the 295th episode of the Slump, you shall become enlightened in their...
08.17.2018
The Slump 294
The chaps have been out for a team-building exercise, by which we mean they went to some pubs. And they've strengthened their bonds to such an extent that they decided to sit in a studio for a while, talking about...
08.10.2018
The Slump 293
It's a bit of a different Slump this week, as due to an accidental non-pressing of a crucial button, we didn't actually record the podcast. To make up for it, we did a new podcast but as a Facebook live...
08.03.2018
The Slump 292
Dan's gone all louche, swanning about town like an oligarch's plaything, Ian's been to Sweden, and Brendan has just been normal. There is talk of condiments, a strange McDonalds Robin Hood, and a whole heap of passive aggression from Dan...
07.27.2018
The Slump 291
Ian is in Sweden hunting Daim bars this week, and without his calming influence, Dan and Brendan get a bit more passive aggressive than usual. It makes for a palpable frisson which can only add to your enjoyment of this...
07.20.2018
The Slump 290
It's a landmark episode, as we're just ten away from a big round number, so we celebrated in the only way we know how - by talking rubbish with slightly patchy sound quality. In more detail, this week Dan discovered...
07.13.2018
The Slump 289
Parts of this Slump went out of date by the time we'd made it, and I don't mean Condiment Corner. I'm talking about the various references to the football, as this was recorded before our brave boys left the World...
07.09.2018
The Slump 288
This podcast was meant to come out on Friday, yet here I am, uploading it on Monday morning. For many of you this won't matter at all, and for those of you for whom it does matter, well I'm sorry...
06.30.2018
The Slump 287
We've got WORLD CUP FEVER! Or it might be allergies. Either way there's football chat, condiment chat, and much, much less in this week's edition of someone's favourite podcast.
06.22.2018
The Slump 286
Is margarine a condiment? Is it possible to stretch a footballing metaphor too far? Is a smell-based alarm clock a good invention? The quick answer to all these questions is: No, yes and no, but you'll have much more fun...
06.18.2018
The Slump 285
A little later than normal, but here nonetheless, Slump 285 is here. This week we didn't have much to discuss, but that didn't stop us stretching out a couple of topics for ages, until there was enough for a podcast....
06.08.2018
The Slump 284
Well it all got a bit technical this week, as Ian and Brendan weren't free to record on the same day as each other. Not to be put off by a ridiculous plan, Dan simply recorded separate podcasts with each...
06.01.2018
The Slump 283
This is a short episode, and so this is description.
05.25.2018
The Slump 282
Not only does this Slump contain some wonderful chat about rock bands, old crows, and fresh condiments, it also features at one point the rudest word in the English language. The C one. So do be careful if you think...
05.18.2018
The Slump 281
Hark! What's that, creeping around the internet? Don't scare it, for it's a flighty beast. Why, 'tis a new Slump, episode 281 no less, in which you'll find tales of annoying waiters, lazy men, and condiments a plenty. Lap it...
05.11.2018
The Slump 280
Everyone's got a podcast these days don't they? Yeah, well just remember that we've been doing it for ages and it's not always easy to think of stuff to say every week for years on end. Just keep that in...
05.04.2018
The Slump 279
This isn't the kind of podcast that lets a lack of content get in the way of duration, oh no. Despite having only three things on the running order, these plucky gents have stretched it out to about the same...
04.29.2018
The Slump 278
Pickles. Video games. Lead poisoning. It's all the fun of the fair here on The Slump! And we're legally obliged to inform you that we are prohibited by a court of law from running a fair.
04.23.2018
The Slump 277
Rude words, silly names, and strangers calling Dan "Daddy". Plus, a triple-pronged Condiment Corner, and more besides which I can't remember right now because I'm tired.
04.13.2018
The Slump 276
Ian and Dan present this, Slump 276. But where of Brendan? Well, he's not here this week, but that doesn't stop the remaining members discussing such wide-ranging topics as slow cookers, European time disparities and administrative holidays. If this is...
03.23.2018
The Slump 275
Emails from people, emails for people. It's a technological wonderland as emails are read, sent and discussed. Plus, things taken out of context, and the usual melange of talking nonsense. Essential listening for the modern age.
03.16.2018
The Slump 274
This week we talk about dogs quite a lot. But if you're not interested in dogs don't worry, because we also talk about arms dealing and the impending apocalypse, so it kind of balances out.
03.09.2018
The Slump 273
The Slump crew are back once again, doing what they do best: talk about jackets and condiments. But what's that? Something different on the horizon? Is that a... a lighthouse?
03.02.2018
The Slump 272
Float like a butterfly, sing like a...er...a boxer trying to forge a pop career in the 1960s? That might not make a lot of sense to you at the moment, but boy will it make sense once you've listened to...
02.23.2018
The Slump 271
Juice. We've all drunk it. But have you ever voted for it? Dan has - AGAINST HIS WILL. Find out more in this week's edition of a podcast entitled 'The Slump'. Also Mr T.
02.16.2018
The Slump 270
This week Slump was semi-unplanned, just like this description. Expect stuff, geese, stuff and stuff. And chip spice. I guess.
02.09.2018
The Slump 269
Like a car launched pointlessly into space, a new episode of The Slump has been delivered to your device. But what does it contain? Washing machines, Vegemite and Noel Edmunds, that's what.
02.02.2018
The Slump 268
Phone charged? Emotional support animal by your side? Then you're ready for this week's episode of The Slump, which is the 268th. #TriumvirateOfAnatidae
01.26.2018
The Slump 267
An update on Dan's life of crime. An warning from nature. A song from condiments. This is The Slump 267. LIVE IT.
01.19.2018
The Slump 266
Listen up and listen close: This here podcast is the ONLY place you can win a counterfeit jacket (probably), and the only way to find out how is by listening. To this.
01.12.2018
The Slump 265
Down yourself a glass of filthy water and get aboard the bantz bus, it's time for a Slump.
01.06.2018
The Slump 264
Who'd've thought it... it's 2018! Why not ring in the new year with a fresh Slump, hot off the grinder? In the pulp this week: jet-lag, clothes, and Crash Test Dummies.
12.23.2017
The Slump 263
It's The Slump's 2017 FESTIVE SPECIAL! And as such, it may contain traces of Christmas. It's beginning to look a lot like... NOTHING BECAUSE IAN IS TYPING THIS AND I REFUSE TO PERPETUATE THIS STUPID SONG
12.16.2017
The Slump 262
We're Brendan and Ian, and we're to say: that we like to rap, in a podcast way! This week's episode features rock, ketchup, a special report from Dan... and it's PERFECT.
12.09.2017
The Slump 261
Take it from us: this is a podcast. And this week that podcast features tables, genres, and FAKE NEWS. Yes FAKE NEWS you thought this would be a light whimsical podcast description but it's gone all hard-hitting and political. Stay...

What's The Slump podcast about?

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The Slump podcast episodes:

The Slump 310 - The Final Reckoning

The Slump 309

The Slump 308 - FESTIVE SPECIAL

The Slump 307

The Slump 306

The Slump 305

The Slump 304

The Slump 303

The Slump 302

The Slump 301

The Slump 300

The Slump 299

The Slump 298 - Microslump with your hosts Ian and Brendan

The Slump 297

The Slump 296

The Slump 295

The Slump 294

The Slump 293

The Slump 292

The Slump 291

The Slump 290

The Slump 289

The Slump 288

The Slump 287

The Slump 286

The Slump 285

The Slump 284

The Slump 283

The Slump 282

The Slump 281

The Slump 280

The Slump 279

The Slump 278

The Slump 277

The Slump 276

The Slump 275

The Slump 274

The Slump 273

The Slump 272

The Slump 271

The Slump 270

The Slump 269

The Slump 268

The Slump 267

The Slump 266

The Slump 265

The Slump 264

The Slump 263

The Slump 262

The Slump 261