The The One Show Show

By Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes

What's The The One Show Show about?

Welcome to The The One Show Show!

Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The The One Show Show episodes:

10.17.2022
TTOSS live at the London Podcast Festival 2022 Part 2
Joining Jon and Marc for a special live show at the London Podcast Festival are the ace Angela Barnes and the brilliant Laura Lexx! Recorded a week after the Queen died (when no one was sure what the temperature of the...
10.17.2022
TTOSS live at the London Podcast Festival 2022 Part 1
Joining Jon and Marc for a special live show at the London Podcast Festival are the ace Angela Barnes and the brilliant Laura Lexx! Recorded a week after the Queen died (when no one was sure what the temperature of the...
08.31.2022
TTOSS LIVE at the London Podcast Festival - Friday 16th September at 7pm!
Jon and Marc and a special guest return to the London Podcast Festival for a live show at 7pm on Friday 16th September! Attendance is MANDATORY. Tickets available here! https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.03.2022
S7E10 - Light Ent Hellraiser, Everyone's Ignoring JJ and Welcome Alexandra Stadium
The multi-brilliant actor, writer and all-round everything good Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to encourage the One Show to eat an entire packet of fireworks as they sit smoking nearby. Follow Beth here: @BettyGranville And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on...
08.02.2022
S7E09 - Daniel Kaluuya Feeds Medicine to Horses, It's Barely TV and Follow Your Chuckledreams
The multi-brilliant actor, writer and all-round everything good Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to fire one of those ninja hellfire missiles at The One Show. Follow Beth here and enjoy her Paul Chuckle tweet! @BettyGranville And don't forget, it's TTOSS live...
07.28.2022
S7E08 - Harris Someone's Cupboard Anecdote, Greg James' Puzzle Marathon and Ghanian Crab Drawing
Award-winning wonderful sketch men The Awkward Silence - Ralph Jones and Vyvyan Almond - join Jon and Marc to write 'STOP NOW' in dog dirt on the One Show's front door. You can see Ralph and Vyvyan at the Edinburgh...
07.27.2022
S7E07 - William Shatner’s Corpse Flute, Perky Trunks and David James’s Ja Ja Ding Dong
Award-winning wonderful sketch men The Awkward Silence - Ralph Jones and Vyvyan Almond - join Jon and Marc to give the One Show two tickets to the women's football final, which they've coated in a Russian nerve agent. You can see...
07.20.2022
S7E06 - No Time For Stardust, Tic Attack TikTok and Let's Be Neutral About The Hell Weather
The thrilling Jon Long (BBC Radio 4's Carbon Lifeforms) joins Jon and Marc to go swimming with the One Show...but then engineer to return to the shore alone. Fun! And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022...
07.19.2022
S7E05 - Lamprey Sex, Alex Laughs at a Horniman and Adrian Chiles' Alien Chestbuster
The thrilling Jon Long (BBC Radio 4's Carbon Lifeforms) joins Jon and Marc to lock the One Show in the conservatory on the hottest day on record. And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the...
07.13.2022
S7E04 - Cyborg Hybrid Mechanised Matt Allwrights, Jermaine’s Robo-Pudding Theft and A Necklace Clanks
The brilliant Larry and Paul join Jon and Marc to call up The One Show at 2.30am and breathe heavily down the line. Larry and Paul's YouTube channel is here and they're ACE. And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the...
07.12.2022
S7E03 - Brown Sugar and Onions, The Bournemouth Sea and Natalie Portman's Confusing Dress
The brilliant Larry and Paul join Jon and Marc to approach The One Show on the street and ask if it wants to become a blood donor, before launching an attack on it before it can even reply. Larry and Paul's...
07.06.2022
S7E02 - Serious Cat Acting, Everyone's Saying Pedigree Chum and Let's Record The Dog Noise
The tremendous Lance Fuller (@lfuller) of the award-winning Cold Case Crime Cuts podcast (@CrimeCutsPod) joins Jon and Marc to tell The One Show that's there's no need to worry, we've got something to make them feel much better, but, of...
07.05.2022
S7E01 - Jermaine Jenas Struggles to Say The Show's Name, One Shoe and Let's All Drive Across A Baby's Nappy
The tremendous Lance Fuller (@lfuller) of the award-winning Cold Case Crime Cuts podcast (@CrimeCutsPod) joins Jon and Marc not to praise The One Show, but to strike it with a spade in a fury, panic and bury it by the...
10.27.2021
S6E11 - Surprise Suicide Squad, Brunioli Toniolio and Alex Tases Gyles Brandreth
For the last time this season, Jon and Marc celebrate the return of Alex Jones, who's back to break a load of sofas. Some exciting news about 2022 right at the end, if you like this sort of thing and want...
10.06.2021
S6E10 - Matt Gloss, Jimmy Carr Ignores An Eagle and 16,000 Bottles of Mammal Water
The joyous writer and performer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to denounce the One Show as a heretic and apostate. Again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10.05.2021
S6E09 - COCK26, Alex Scott Speaks An English and All Creatures Great and Shit
The joyous writer and performer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to help the One Show out of debt by entering it in Squid Game.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.28.2021
S6E08 - Milk Overheads, Jimmy Carr's Key Cutting Cardboard Box and A Toilet Is Rude About Jamie Oliver
The delightful Radio 4 comedian Jon Lord joins Jon and Marc to write offensive statements about The One Show on the window of a North London public convenience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.27.2021
S6E07 - The New Worst TV Interview Of All Time, Twiggy Learns Nothing and A Woman Defies Science Outside Poundland
The delightful Radio 4 comedian Jon Lord joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show out for ice-cream, before driving it to an orphanage a long way from home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.16.2021
S6E06 - Live at the London Podcast Festival 2021 Part 2
The non-ghost behind the Battersea Poltergeist podcast and West End play 2:22, Danny Robins joins Jon and Marc to kick off the London Podcast Festival 2021 in front of a lovely crowd of TTOSSers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
09.15.2021
S6E05 - Live at the London Podcast Festival 2021 Part 1
The non-ghost behind the Battersea Poltergeist podcast and West End play 2:22, Danny Robins joins Jon and Marc to kick off the London Podcast Festival 2021 in front of a lovely crowd of TTOSSers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
08.31.2021
S6E04 - Petula Clark's Dean Martin Nonecdote, Robots Can't Make Caravans and No Questions For Alesha
Comedy legend and double Oscar nominee Peter Baynham joins Jon and Marc to cut up the One Show to see what makes it tick, and hopefully kill it in the process. This Thursday, TTOSS is live at the London Podcast Festival...
08.30.2021
S6E03 - Matt Damon's On The Hamster Wheel, A Bike Hangs Itself and A Static Apartment
Double Oscar nominee and comedy legend Peter Baynham joins Jon and Marc from LA, to witness the One Show for the first time and instantly regret his decision. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.23.2021
S6 E02 - Gethin's Reminiscence Machine, Richard E Grant Tries A Pizza and Jami Kandel's Zoom
The wonderful Paul Litchfield (The Trap, A Wheezing Groaning Sound podcast) joins Jon and Marc to rise up against the undemocratically-elected The One Show. We're doing a TTOSS live show at the London Podcast Festival on Thursday, 2nd September 2021 at...
08.22.2021
S6 E01 - Pufflings Aren't Extinct, My Good Friend Humphrey Bogart's Wife and Ice Cream Gets In Your Blood
The wonderful Paul Litchfield (The Trap, A Wheezing Groaning Sound podcast) joins Jon and Marc to attempt to gain herd immunity by watching the sickness that is The One Show. We're doing a TTOSS live show at the London Podcast Festival...
12.24.2020
Christmas Special (Pt 2): Beverley Knight Entices A Family Outside, Nonecdotes and Christmas Is Coming and So Is A Sheep
HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to serve The One Show up a delicious Christmas dinner of relentless criticism. And sprouts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.23.2020
Christmas Special (Pt 1): David Walliams' Nazi Gorilla, Rain On Dark, Dark Tarmac and Ronan Keating's Artificial Piano
HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to visit The One Show at Christmas, in the hope the police will prosecute The One Show for breaching Tier 4 requirements. Hosted on Acast....
07.15.2020
Episode 5.28 - Regrets of A Centenarian, Nicolas Wintoning and Alex's Non Prank Call
The utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc to see the One Show off on a well deserved cruise post-lockdown. On the Marie Celeste. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.14.2020
Episode 5.27 - You Can #Can't Complain, Yesterday's Pulp and Patronising Posh Pasta
The utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc for the final two-part autopsy on the rotting corpse of The One Show, which has been found desecrated round the back of a forecourt in central...
07.02.2020
Episode 5.26 - Sue Barker’s Tudor Pub, Brian May’s Bum and Let's Review Grease
The superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to rat out the One Show to the FBI for crimes against making watchable telly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
07.01.2020
Episode 5.25 - Esther's Dolly Men, Black Eyed Penises and Hot Aspect Ratio Chat
The superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and (Philomena) Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to come not to praise The One Show, but to bury it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.17.2020
Episode 5.24 - The Puppysprayer, Hold Me Like A Prawn and Save The One Show One
The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to pitch a new strand for The One Show. It's called...
06.16.2020
Episode 5.23 - Edward Colston Meets The Kids, Amol Nitrate and Rosamund Pike's Dungeon
The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to defend The One Show by getting drunk and fighting with...
06.09.2020
Episode 5.22 - Tree Pigs, Maureen Lipman Mouths The F Word and Packham's Left Hanging
Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to drag the One Show to rehab and get it to tearfully admit it has a problem (making good television). Hosted...
06.08.2020
Episode 5.21 - 1000 Dead Rats, Alan Davies' Old Age Crisis and A Bee's Lunch
Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to go on a socially distanced walk with The One Show. Along Beachy Head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
05.28.2020
Episode 5.20 - Old Wedding Cake, Vesta Vestments and Bonnie Tyler's Bad Rehearsal
Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to lead the One Show into a garden to meet six other people (all murderers who've escaped from Broadmoor.) This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that...
05.26.2020
Episode 5.19 - Bonnie Tyler's Lair, My Neighbours Are Mugs and An Actual Lioness
Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to convince The One Show that Dominic Cummings would make a popular co-host this week. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that isn't as good as...
05.15.2020
Episode 5.18 - Michael Ball's Whoopsadaisies, Pony Hypnosis and Greyfriars Bobby Syndrome
Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show for some exercise in the car before just gunning it off a cliff. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country...
05.14.2020
Episode 5.17 - A Dog's Waiting Room, Jamie Cullum's Cables and Thank You Big Corona!
Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show to wear a scarf round its face before silently leading it to the edge of a gorge. This episode was recorded with...
04.29.2020
Episode 5.16 - Pudsey's Furloughed, Blackadder 2020 and Sam Smith In They House
Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to take a look at both The One Show and it's strangely familiar-feeling big brother, the very One-Show-esque BBC Big Night In. Warning: this...
04.28.2020
Episode 5.15 - Gervais' Eight Bedrooms, Packham's Illegal Woodbathe & Thank Thank You You
Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon and Marc to earnestly inform the One Show it'll give a million pounds to Children in Need if the One Show agrees to go into exile for the...
04.23.2020
Episode 5.14 - THIS IS LINCOLNSHIRE!, Allwright’s Scam Garage & Chairman Mao(ry Berry)
Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (human rights lawyer, model and Mrs George Clooney) to lock the One Show out of its house during it's hour of government-sanctioned exercise, and...
04.22.2020
Episode 5.13 - Rita Ora, Vera Ora, Kia Ora and Watchdog Will Not Die
Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc to tell the police The One Show is operating a lockdown scam, by pretending to be an actual TV show. This episode was recorded with...
04.14.2020
TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor MEL GIEDROYC tells all!
In the second of our specials where recent One Show guests testify as to their treatment in front of our investigating committee, Jon catches up with the lovely Mel Giedroyc to hear her statement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
04.08.2020
Episode 5.11 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 2: Adebanji's Painting and Alex Gets Wine Emotional
Writer, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to inform the police that The One Show has been seen having a picnic in Brockwell Park and has ruined...
04.07.2020
Episode 5.10 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 1: Slime Moulds and Matt In A Box
Writer, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to jog past the One Show and suddenly go off furiously about how the One Show breathed on us. IT'S...
04.04.2020
TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor Ed Balls tells all!
Jon recently caught up with Ed Balls to find out what it's like to actually be on The One Show, instead of just moaning about it behind its back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04.01.2020
Episode 5.08 - Badger Fritzl, A Michael Winner Joint and Dom Joly, Son Of God
Writer, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to put the One Show on trial and demand the death penalty, even though it's only stolen some bread to feed its...
03.31.2020
Episode 5.07 - Noseybonk Sexting, Isolated Pouffes and Mel Giedroyc's Nook
Writer, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show if one of the symptoms of being The One Show is being shit. This episode was recorded with...
03.27.2020
Episode 5.06 - Futuristic Snood, Open Lotus Red Arrows and Raymond Du Geez
Writer, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed two. This episode was recorded with...
03.26.2020
Episode 5.05 - A Murdered Pensioner's House, Chris Ramsey's Big Sigh and Bob The Dog
Writer, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed two. This episode was recorded...

What's The The One Show Show about?

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The The One Show Show episodes:

TTOSS live at the London Podcast Festival 2022 Part 2

TTOSS live at the London Podcast Festival 2022 Part 1

TTOSS LIVE at the London Podcast Festival - Friday 16th September at 7pm!

S7E10 - Light Ent Hellraiser, Everyone's Ignoring JJ and Welcome Alexandra Stadium

S7E09 - Daniel Kaluuya Feeds Medicine to Horses, It's Barely TV and Follow Your Chuckledreams

S7E08 - Harris Someone's Cupboard Anecdote, Greg James' Puzzle Marathon and Ghanian Crab Drawing

S7E07 - William Shatner’s Corpse Flute, Perky Trunks and David James’s Ja Ja Ding Dong

S7E06 - No Time For Stardust, Tic Attack TikTok and Let's Be Neutral About The Hell Weather

S7E05 - Lamprey Sex, Alex Laughs at a Horniman and Adrian Chiles' Alien Chestbuster

S7E04 - Cyborg Hybrid Mechanised Matt Allwrights, Jermaine’s Robo-Pudding Theft and A Necklace Clanks

S7E03 - Brown Sugar and Onions, The Bournemouth Sea and Natalie Portman's Confusing Dress

S7E02 - Serious Cat Acting, Everyone's Saying Pedigree Chum and Let's Record The Dog Noise

S7E01 - Jermaine Jenas Struggles to Say The Show's Name, One Shoe and Let's All Drive Across A Baby's Nappy

S6E11 - Surprise Suicide Squad, Brunioli Toniolio and Alex Tases Gyles Brandreth

S6E10 - Matt Gloss, Jimmy Carr Ignores An Eagle and 16,000 Bottles of Mammal Water

S6E09 - COCK26, Alex Scott Speaks An English and All Creatures Great and Shit

S6E08 - Milk Overheads, Jimmy Carr's Key Cutting Cardboard Box and A Toilet Is Rude About Jamie Oliver

S6E07 - The New Worst TV Interview Of All Time, Twiggy Learns Nothing and A Woman Defies Science Outside Poundland

S6E06 - Live at the London Podcast Festival 2021 Part 2

S6E05 - Live at the London Podcast Festival 2021 Part 1

S6E04 - Petula Clark's Dean Martin Nonecdote, Robots Can't Make Caravans and No Questions For Alesha

S6E03 - Matt Damon's On The Hamster Wheel, A Bike Hangs Itself and A Static Apartment

S6 E02 - Gethin's Reminiscence Machine, Richard E Grant Tries A Pizza and Jami Kandel's Zoom

S6 E01 - Pufflings Aren't Extinct, My Good Friend Humphrey Bogart's Wife and Ice Cream Gets In Your Blood

Christmas Special (Pt 2): Beverley Knight Entices A Family Outside, Nonecdotes and Christmas Is Coming and So Is A Sheep

Christmas Special (Pt 1): David Walliams' Nazi Gorilla, Rain On Dark, Dark Tarmac and Ronan Keating's Artificial Piano

Episode 5.28 - Regrets of A Centenarian, Nicolas Wintoning and Alex's Non Prank Call

Episode 5.27 - You Can #Can't Complain, Yesterday's Pulp and Patronising Posh Pasta

Episode 5.26 - Sue Barker’s Tudor Pub, Brian May’s Bum and Let's Review Grease

Episode 5.25 - Esther's Dolly Men, Black Eyed Penises and Hot Aspect Ratio Chat

Episode 5.24 - The Puppysprayer, Hold Me Like A Prawn and Save The One Show One

Episode 5.23 - Edward Colston Meets The Kids, Amol Nitrate and Rosamund Pike's Dungeon

Episode 5.22 - Tree Pigs, Maureen Lipman Mouths The F Word and Packham's Left Hanging

Episode 5.21 - 1000 Dead Rats, Alan Davies' Old Age Crisis and A Bee's Lunch

Episode 5.20 - Old Wedding Cake, Vesta Vestments and Bonnie Tyler's Bad Rehearsal

Episode 5.19 - Bonnie Tyler's Lair, My Neighbours Are Mugs and An Actual Lioness

Episode 5.18 - Michael Ball's Whoopsadaisies, Pony Hypnosis and Greyfriars Bobby Syndrome

Episode 5.17 - A Dog's Waiting Room, Jamie Cullum's Cables and Thank You Big Corona!

Episode 5.16 - Pudsey's Furloughed, Blackadder 2020 and Sam Smith In They House

Episode 5.15 - Gervais' Eight Bedrooms, Packham's Illegal Woodbathe & Thank Thank You You

Episode 5.14 - THIS IS LINCOLNSHIRE!, Allwright’s Scam Garage & Chairman Mao(ry Berry)

Episode 5.13 - Rita Ora, Vera Ora, Kia Ora and Watchdog Will Not Die

TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor MEL GIEDROYC tells all!

Episode 5.11 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 2: Adebanji's Painting and Alex Gets Wine Emotional

Episode 5.10 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 1: Slime Moulds and Matt In A Box

TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor Ed Balls tells all!

Episode 5.08 - Badger Fritzl, A Michael Winner Joint and Dom Joly, Son Of God

Episode 5.07 - Noseybonk Sexting, Isolated Pouffes and Mel Giedroyc's Nook

Episode 5.06 - Futuristic Snood, Open Lotus Red Arrows and Raymond Du Geez

Episode 5.05 - A Murdered Pensioner's House, Chris Ramsey's Big Sigh and Bob The Dog