The Vampire Diaries Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Diaries episodes:

• 12.04.2023

  Holiday Special: Wrapped Up in Christmas

  Beth and Claire return to your ears with a recap of 2017's Wrapped Up in Christmas, where an uptight career woman and a lawyer-turned-painter find love... at the mall! Special appearance by everybody's favorite drunk grandma, Jasmine Guy.

  
• 12.12.2022

  S04E09: O Come All Ye Faithful

  All we want for Christmas is for Mayor Carol Lockwood to not be dead :(

  
• 11.28.2022

  S04E08: We'll Always Have Bourbon Street

  A tale of flashbacks and flash drives...

  
• 11.07.2022

  S04E07: My Brother's Keeper

  Not even a good old-fashioned Miss Mystic Falls pageant can save this episode from its terrible plotlines.

  
• 10.17.2022

  S04E06: We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes

  Elena fails to die at Wickery Bridge for the third time.

  
• 10.03.2022

  S04E05: The Killer

  I hope the Mystic Grill has restaurantmobile insurance.

  
• 09.19.2022

  S04E04: The Five

  Now they at the frat party, having a great time.

  
• 09.12.2022

  S04E03: The Rager

  Despite all her rage, Elena is still just a rat in a cage.

  
• 09.05.2022

  S04E02: Memorial

  Claire and Beth share their most memorable puking stories in solidarity with Elena, who's not having a great day.

  
• 08.29.2022

  S04E01: Growing Pains

  More like "Growing Fangs" am I right?

  
• 07.25.2022

  S03E22: The Departed

  Season three comes to a close (and it only took us 3 years and 11 months to get through it)!

  
• 07.18.2022

  S03E21: Before Sunset

  A very special episode about what NOT to do right after having multiple pints of blood removed from your body.

  
• 07.11.2022

  S03E20: Do Not Go Gentle

  In which Rebekah is once again prevented from attending a school dance.

  
• 06.27.2022

  S03E19: Heart of Darkness

  Stefan and Alaric's dark sides have a play date, and Elena gets very horny in Denver.

  
• 06.20.2022

  S03E18: The Murder of One (feat. Jon Kinnally)

  In which there's definitely more than one murder.

  
• 06.06.2022

  S03E17: Break On Through

  Alaric woke up on the evil side of the bed, and Damon orchestrates the least sexy threesome of all time.

  
• 04.26.2022

  S03E16: 1912

  The serial killer plotline comes to a head in the most convoluted way possible, and we flash back to a not-very-interesting Mystic Falls, 1912.

  
• 04.11.2022

  S03E15: All My Children (feat. Jesse Skewes)

  Esther wants to murder All Her Children and only Elena cares enough to try to stop her.

  
• 04.04.2022

  S03E14: Dangerous Liaisons (feat. Abby Stassen)

  The Originals throw a lavish ball, but horses steal the show.

  
• 03.28.2022

  S03E13: Bringing Out The Dead

  Five resurrections, four stabbings and one death: just another typical week in Mystic Falls!

  
• 03.21.2022

  S03E12: The Ties That Bind

  Jeremy's gone, but Bill Forbes is back to take his place at the top of our shit list.

  
• 03.14.2022

  S03E11: Our Town

  We're back after a lengthy hiatus to talk about Wickery Bridge and pizza bagels.

  
• 03.15.2020

  S03E10: The New Deal

  Elena hasn't been this worried about Jeremy since he was smoking the weed.

  
• 12.17.2018

  S03E09: Homecoming

  The gang's latest "Let's kill Klaus!" plan breaks the record for most double-crosses.

  
• 12.03.2018

  S03E08: Ordinary People (feat. Mike Kane)

  In which we learn that Mikael was the Original Douchebag.

  
• 11.19.2018

  S03E07: Ghost World (feat. Mike Kane and Soterios the Cat)

  Welcome back, Lexi! Welcome back, Uncle Mason! WELCOME BACK, DRUNK GRANDMA!!!!!!!

  
• 11.05.2018

  S03E06: Smells Like Teen Spirit

  It's the first day of Senior Year and only two people get stabbed!

  
• 10.22.2018

  S03E05: The Reckoning

  Klaus crashes Senior Prank Night and Matt manages to come up with an idiotic plan that even Elena couldn't rival.

  
• 10.08.2018

  S03E04: Disturbing Behavior

  Everybody wants Elena's ugly-ass necklace and Alaric takes a major tumble in our list of favorite characters.

  
• 09.24.2018

  S03E03: The End of the Affair

  A better title for this episode would have been Nik and Stefan's Infinite Slaylist.

  
• 09.10.2018

  S03E02: The Hybrid

  Elena out-dumbs herself while Matt and Jeremy embark on a ghost adventure.

  
• 08.20.2018

  S03E01: The Birthday

  Elena's 18th birthday is more crappy than happy.

  
• 04.02.2018

  S02E22: As I Lay Dying

  S02E22: As I Lay Dying by The Vampire Diaries Diaries

  
• 03.19.2018

  S02E21: The Sun Also Rises (feat. Allie Kazlauskas)

  Everybody is clamoring to be Aunt Jenna's understudy in Klaus's ritual.

  
• 03.12.2018

  S02E20: The Last Day (feat. Rose Haley)

  The sacrifice is tonight so naturally Stefan forces Elena to hike up a mountain.

  
• 02.26.2018

  S02E19: Klaus (feat. Lindsay Malinowski)

  Let's give a warm welcome to Niklaus 1492 and his terrible wig!

  
• 02.19.2018

  S02E18: The Last Dance

  AlarKlaus is not a very good Decade Dance chaperone.

  
• 02.05.2018

  S02E17: Know Thy Enemy

  There's a lot of backstabbing, but this time it's figurative.

  
• 01.22.2018

  S02E16: The House Guest

  Astral projection and flamethrowers don't mix well.

  
• 01.15.2018

  S02E15: The Dinner Party

  No dinner party is complete without at least two surprise stabbings.

  
• 01.08.2018

  S02E14: Crying Wolf

  Stefan and Elena's romantic weekend getaway ends up a bit more murdery than they expected.

  
• 12.18.2017

  Jack Frost (feat. Rose Haley and Mike Kane)

  Our previous guests Rose and Mike join us for a holiday recap of Jack Frost, aka the movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman.

  
• 12.11.2017

  S02E13: Daddy Issues

  Never go with a werewolf to a second location.

  
• 12.04.2017

  S02E12: The Descent

  Rose isn't feeling very well.

  
• 11.20.2017

  S02E11: By The Light Of The Moon

  Tyler turns into both a werewolf and a sympathetic character for the first time.

  
• 11.06.2017

  S02E10: The Sacrifice

  Everybody has their own plan for evading Klaus and they're all terrible.

  
• 10.30.2017

  S02E09: Katerina

  Goodbye Katherine 1864, hello Katerina 1490!

  
• 10.23.2017

  S02E08: Rose (feat. Chuck Tingle)

  We find out why you should never enter into a slap bet with a vampire, and VERY special guest Chuck Tingle calls in for a quick chat about love, and the dangers of going home with handsome vampires.

  
• 10.16.2017

  S02E07: Masquerade

  Everybody's trying to kill Katherine, and Beth and Claire get real during Why Are Men.

  
• 10.09.2017

  S02E06: Plan B

  Who gets stabbed in the Gilbert kitchen this week? Listen to find out!