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This week's stories include (but are not limited to) a worst-case scenario stripper story, a guy who ruined his chances with a girl after getting too drunk on Dirty 6th in Austin, a boys trip lost wallet nightmare, a dude with a rash who probably should've just taken his antibiotics, and a miserable g-rated kayak story.

We also dabble in some news stories and discuss this week's listener prompt, "What was your freshman year drink of choice?"

If you have your own story, send it to [email protected] or head over to Washed Media and send your story in through the form. Always anonymous, always a good time.

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