The Worst with Greta Titelman

The Worst with Greta Titelman episodes:

• 12.23.2020

  THE ONLY EPISODE OF 2020

  Greta resurrects THE WORST to answer your questions and bring some fresh energy into the new year :) ....she also drags Trader Joes....don't come for her. --- FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  
• 01.13.2020

  TINY SLEEVE w/ Alyssa Limperis

  The fabulous comedian Alyssa Limperis chats with Greta about fast food, growing up Catholic, high school boyfriends, losing a parent and so much more. Also not to be missed our guest chirper Matt Rogers sits down to tell us embarrassing...

  
• 01.06.2020

  HOT ZINFANDEL BREATH with Sam Pancake

  The marvelous Sam Pancake comes on to chat with Greta in the very first episode of the New Year! They chat cell phones, growing up as a WASP, partying too much, getting sober, bad jobs and so much more. Sam...

  
• 12.30.2019

  (REPLAY) THAT'S A NICE KETTLE w/ Robby Hoffman

  In one of Greta's favorite episodes, comedian Robby Hoffman talks roommate woes, nice kitchen appliances, breaking kosher with egg McMuffins, wearing tights under shorts and so so much more. Greta and Robby also answer advice questions about breakups, makeups and...

  
• 12.23.2019

  (REPLAY) RAISIN RAT w/ Patti Harrison

  In one of Greta's favorite episodes, comedian, writer and STAR Patti Harrison sits down with Greta to discuss prolapsed assholes, extremely irrational fears, The Prune Brothers, horrific television shows that shaped us, Victoria’s Secret lotion and kissing chapped lips. They...

  
• 12.16.2019

  ADVICE ANSWERED with Max Wittert

  Max Wittert is back again to answer a TON of advice questions with Greta. Listeners with dating issues, sex issues, friend issues, you name it they answer! Max answers a fresh batch of worst 5 questions and also gives the...

  
• 12.10.2019

  ME, MYSELF, AND MY LIP RING with Jake Nordwind

  The wonderful Jake Nordwind joins Greta for a chat about lip rings, middle school, fedoras, DUIs, sobriety, and how weed is ultimately bad. Jake is very vulnerable and open and we love that and him!! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE...

  
• 11.25.2019

  CHOCOLAT w/ John Early

  The incomparable John Early sits down with Greta to talk The Matrix, the seduction that is the movie Chocolat, being emotional in high school, Urban Outfitters as a lifestyle, smoking cigarettes and so much more. They also answer THREE advice...

  
• 11.18.2019

  TITTY FEEDS w/ Sandy Honig

  The glorious and magical comedian Sandy Honig sits for a nice chart with Greta about autoimmune diseases, questionable fashion choices in high school, gymnastics, pulling your titties out, sexualization, longing to be gothic and so much more. Sandy betrays Greta...

  
• 11.11.2019

  FALLING OFF THE DICK w/ Sudi Green

  The absolutely wonderful Sudi Green sits down with Greta to chat about losing virginity, high school romance, drinking, older sisters, yeast infections, smelly vaginas and so much more. You MUST listen!! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: [email protected] — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST...

  
• 10.28.2019

  FIELD DAY w/ Mary Beth Barone

  Fabulous comedianMary Beth Barone joins Greta to chat catholic school trials and tribulations, dealing with eating disorders, casual sex, and of course, Mary Beth's speciality, Fuck Bois. They answer some advice and Mary Beth gets brutal about how mint chip...

  
• 10.21.2019

  BLEEDING FROM THE TANG w/ Pia Baroncini

  The absolute treat Pia Baroncini joins Greta for a chat about growing up, losing parents, finding love on the internet, eating chips until their mouths bleed, being part of a High School clique, moving on from trauma and so much...

  
• 10.14.2019

  OYSTERS + VODKA w/ Benito Skinner

  The one of a kind Benito Skinner joins Greta to chat all things high school, giong to college, getting wasted off of flavored Vodka, being obsessed with Lizzie McGuire and so so much more. We answer the question of a...

  
• 10.07.2019

  FAX MACHINE w/ Kate Berlant

  The absolutely fabulous Kate Berlant sits down with Greta to chat young love, best friends, shop lifting, pooping your pants and so so much more. They answer advice for someone who has hooked up with their friend's boyfriend before they...

  
• 09.30.2019

  INTELLECTUAL HOLE w/ Dewayne Perkins

  Comedian, writer and the absolutely fabulous Dewayne Perkins sits with Greta to chat about finding confidence, being rejected, being an incredible student, DMT, realizing you're a *god* and so much more. They also answer two advice questions on how to...

  
• 09.23.2019

  BURGER QUEEN w/ Carmen Christopher

  The one and only Carmen Christopher takes Greta on a wild ride through being a 5ft tall freshman in High School to slaying at a DJ at University of Iowa. We talk Ja Rule, Bubba Sparxxx, making out for the...

  
• 09.16.2019

  CHILI w/ Jordan Firstman

  The fabulous Jordan Firstman joins Greta for a juicy talk. Moving to LA, a drug dealing, gun owning roommate, doing drugs, freeing your conscious, globe trotting, and of course high school and so so much more. Jordan and Greta also...

  
• 09.09.2019

  LIVE IN CHICAGO with Sarah Squirm

  Greta does her first live podcast with dream guest Sarah Squirm. Lifeguarding, feat boys, Christmas catalogues, the hottest man alive Johnny Knoxville and so so much more. They answer three listener questions LIVE and talk about the WORST chips and...

  
• 09.02.2019

  AEROPOSTAL w/ Paul W. Downs

  The legendary Paul W. Downs joins Greta to discuss bad fashion mistakes growing up, getting attacked by a spit bandit, wood class and so much more. They also answer advice for two listeners - one, who after a long marriage...

  
• 08.26.2019

  BAGGY PANTS w/ Nick Turner

  The wonderful Nick Turner joins Greta to talk being a raver, high school friends, theater kisses, wearing his dad's pants, getting fired a billion times, working at TGI Fridays in Time Square and so so much more. They also answer...

  
• 08.19.2019

  CLOWNING w/ Roz Drezfalez

  Greta is joined by the wonderful Roz to take a wild ride down his road to becoming a performer and his ability to connect with ghosts/spirits. Roz tells a spooky story of staying at a haunted hotel, how he had...

  
• 08.12.2019

  FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST w/ Ayo Edebiri

  Comedian and writer Ayo Edebiri joins Greta to talk all about growing up Pentecostal, speaking in tongues, how her parents met on a train, masturbating and so much more. They also answer advice from a listener in a text relationship...

  
• 08.05.2019

  EMO FOR LIFE w/ Whitmer Thomas

  The wonderful Whitmer Thomas (gorgeous comedian, actor, singer etc...) sits down with Greta to chat moving to LA as a map reading, bright eyed 18 year old from Alabama, being in a screamo emo band, sexual predators, trials and tribulations...

  
• 07.29.2019

  KRAFT SINGLES w/ Spike Einbinder

  Spike Einbinder (comedian, dog whisperer, and icon) joins Greta to dish on getting the worst tattoo experience, getting it covered, dog sitting spoiled dogs, training Spike's wonder dog Fabio how to pee in the bath tub and so much more....

  
• 07.22.2019

  SPIDER MAN KISS w/ Joe Castle Baker

  The wonderful and insanely hilarious Joe Castle Baker sits down with Greta to talk about growing up, getting bullied, first kisses, hating your friends and life!!! We are also joined by guest chirper Mo Fry Pasic. This episode is a...

  
• 07.15.2019

  RED IS A FLAVOR w/ Mo Fry Pasic

  The spirit sister of all sisters, the queen of love, the absolute dream Mo Fry Pasic joins Greta to chat about basically everything. Acne, sports, love, confidence, friendship truly a emotional roller coaster between two best friends!! A gorgeous listen...

  
• 07.08.2019

  YOLO SEASON w/ Jilly Hendrix

  Beautiful friend and creator Jilly Hendrix (Lady Lovin' Podcast) reunites with Greta to do their favorite thing ANSWER ADIVCE EMAILS! Jilly updates Greta on her life and dating, getting sun poisoning, terrible dates and saying yes to dudes sliding into...

  
• 07.01.2019

  NASTY HOLES w/ Max Wittert

  Lover of life and fabulous friend Max Wittert (comedian + illustrator) sits down with Greta for a wham bam episode. They talk the dawn of internet dating, being scared of aging, what they would be like as cam girls, going...

  
• 06.24.2019

  LOW RISE SKINNY JEANS w/ Mitra Jouhari

  The most gorgeous and talented soul Mitra Jouhari (writer, comedian, actress, love of life) joins Greta to talk sexual awakenings, bad soups, censorship, pooping in your pants, hating school and rules and being told what to do. Matt Rogers sits...

  
• 06.17.2019

  STAR w/ Peter Smith

  It's not often that we come across a star fallen from the heavens above in our lives, and that is why we are so lucky to have Peter Smith on our planet. In this week's episode, Greta is joined by...

  
• 06.10.2019

  I FEEL FEELINGS!!! w/ Catherine Cohen

  Comedian, songstress and star Catherine Cohen joins Greta and VIP guest chirper Matt Rogers to talk about boys, dating, relationships, and just so many emotions!!! A must listen for anyone dealing with life, love and just being a human with...

  
• 06.03.2019

  GROWING UP ANDERSON w/ Justin Anderson

  Justin Anderson, hair color master and gorgeous friend, joins Greta to really talk about LIFE. Justin gets very real and personal with Greta and shares his experience growing up mormon, being religious, having a child in high school, sexuality, pop...

  
• 05.27.2019

  CORN PEOPLE w/ Megan Gailey

  Comedian, friend, inspirational woman Megan Gailey joins Greta to take a deep dive in sorority life, college cocaine busts, not knowing who you lost your virginity to, near death experiences, "corn people", and so so so much more. This is...

  
• 05.20.2019

  FULL FAT DAIRY w/ Chloe Fineman

  The wonderfully hilarious Chloe Fineman joins Greta to chat all about growing up, being bullied, getting revenge, starting a long distance relationship in high school, toxic relationships, hard breakups and the joys of having bohemian parents. A lovely conversation for...

  
• 05.13.2019

  POWER PUKING w/ Nicole Byer

  The one and only truest treasure Nicole Byer chats with Greta about acne, getting barfed on by boys, hating your boobs, shop lifting, getting arrested, working in retail, getting cat called, being slutty and so so much more. They also...

  
• 05.06.2019

  TOO FAMOUS FOR ORGIES w/ Joel Kim Booster

  Comedian, friend, adonis Joel Kim Booster chats with Greta about the worst things to happen in orgies, the difference between orgies and gang bangs, dealing with body dysmorphia, vulnerability in relationships, meeting up in Wisconsin for an online hook up...

  
• 04.29.2019

  SPICE WORLD w/ Liza Treyger

  Comedian and general icon Liza Treyger sits down with Greta to literally talk about everything - DMT, Lollapalooza, getting arrested, drawn dicks, getting scammed, Survivor, Casual Sex, Pop Stars, movie remakes, being alone and finding love... a long conversation that...

  
• 04.22.2019

  UNWRITTEN w/ Cole Escola

  Absolute icon Cole Escola joins Greta and guest chirper Matt Rogers to truly talk about everything. They talk family, relationships, sex, divas, being a bully, fashion, dead parents, crudite and so so much more. This is an episode for the...

  
• 04.15.2019

  I'M SCARED!!!!!!!! w/ Eliot Glazer

  The wonderful Eliot Glazer sits down with Greta to chit chat all about growing up in Long Island, being afraid of the dark, how the internet is ruining our life, getting kidnapped, being a confident child and so much more....

  
• 04.08.2019

  ABSOLUT VODKA w/ Kara Klenk

  The absolutely wonderful comedian and friend Kara Klenk joins Greta to talk pregnancy, high school house parties, playing sports, having siblings, only children and so much more. Kara is a gorgeous positive funny light who Greta loves talking to!! EMAIL YOUR...

  
• 04.01.2019

  MOM ROLLIN’ UP w/ Dave Mizzoni

  Dave Mizzoni (gorgeous comedian) joins Greta to chat girlfriends, rolling blunts, Italian restaurants, getting fired, wigs, boyfriends, love, friendship and growing up! Truly everything! We answer some advice questions and Dave keeps it real with his worst! Must listen! EMAIL YOUR...

  
• 03.25.2019

  CHEERLEADER w/ Will Miles

  Comedian, writer and beautiful soul Will Miles joins Greta for a inspirational episode. They talk positivity, reading the bible as a child, not speaking until the 4th grade, being funny and shy, how good vibes always win, high school rap...

  
• 03.18.2019

  GEORGE CLOONEY? w/ Sydnee Washington

  The one and only Sydnee Washington (comedian and host of The Unofficial Expert) bares her club life past, barfing on her boss, doing molly in the Hamptons and going on bad dates. Sydnee also talks about her disdain for Louboutins...

  
• 03.11.2019

  I WILL FIND YOU w/ Rosebud Baker

  Comedian and friend Rosebud Baker shares a time when she was obsessed with her perfectly nice boyfriend who she couldnt stop cheating on, running in the Boston winter, and answer two advice questions. Listen for some real raw talk. Rosebud...

  
• 03.04.2019

  TINY SHORTS w/ Pat Regan

  Gorgeous comedian and friend Pat Regan dishes on high school athletes, jerking off, sexy cars, and so much more. This episode is fun and sincere and will tug at your heart. EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: [email protected] — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST...

  
• 02.25.2019

  FAYE w/ Andrew Collin

  Comedian and beautiful person Andrew Collin joins Greta to talk failed threesomes, coming too soon, gang bangs, deli meats and advice to a listener who has feelings for their roommate!!! We love him. LISTEN! — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER...

  
• 02.18.2019

  THAT'S A NICE KETTLE w/ Robby Hoffman

  Comedian Robby Hoffman talks roommate woes, nice kitchen appliances, breaking kosher with egg McMuffins, wearing tights under shorts and so so much more. Greta and Robby also answer advice questions about breakups, makeups and other juicy stuff. — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST...

  
• 02.11.2019

  JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO w/ Matt Rogers

  Comedian, spirit sister and absolute king Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas) chats with Greta about learning to drive, hit and runs, running a 4 minute mile, The Black Eyed peas and fruit flavored sodas. They also answer listener questions about dealing...

  
• 02.04.2019

  BLOOD SPRITZ w/ Roberto Reyes

  Greta sits down for an intimate conversation with guest Roberto Reyes! — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  
• 01.28.2019

  RAISIN RAT w/ Patti Harrison

  Comedian, writer and STAR Patti Harrison sits down with Greta to discuss prolapsed assholes, extremely irrational fears, The Prune Brothers, horrific television shows that shaped us, Victorias Secret lotion and kissing chapped lips. They also answer a listener question about...