Timesuck with Dan Cummins

By Dan Cummins

SHOW DESCRIPTION

Host and comedian Dan Cummins takes all the nonsense he’s currently obsessed with online (losing hours on one timesuck after another) and each week gives you the most fascinating thirty minutes worth of the bizarre and wonderful trivia he’s uncovered. Timesuck is a fast-paced summary of a single subject, which is always interesting, often strange, and usually funny: lizard people running the government, strange international sex customs, the lost years of Corey Haim, and so much more. So treat your earholes to some Timesuckin’ fun!


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EPISODES LIST

131 - Disappearances, Hidden Cities, Murders and More: National Park Mysteries

The origin of the Chupacabra legend! UFO sightings in Yosemite. A giant, lost Egyptian city in the Grand Canyon. Another underground city supposedly inhabited by mystical Lemurians in Mount Shasta. Mysterious murders. Unexplained disappearances. Haunted camp lodges. Cursed land. The birth of a cult that exists unto this day. Myths, monsters, aliens, ghosts, and more in today’s cornucopia of strange, national park mysteries edition, of Timesuck!  Upcoming Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: March 28 Naples, Florida - Off the Hook Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! March 30 Miami, Florida - The Improv CLICK HERE for tix! April 4-6 Cleveland, Ohio - Hilarities CLICK HERE for tix! April 11th Des Moines, Iowa - The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix! April 12-13 Kansas City, Missouri - The Improv CLICK HERE for tix! ** LIVE ANT HILL KIDS CULT TIMESUCK April 6 Cleveland - Hilarities CLICK HERE for tix! ** LIVE ANT HILL KIDS CULT TIMESUCK April 14 Nashville - Zanies CLICK HERE for tix!  Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d Timesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors: Hims! Try hims for a month for just five bucks to treat ED (while supplies last.) ForHims.com/timesuckED Watch the Suck on Youtube (new and improved audio!): https://youtu.be/dKnOuUtxMBI Merch - https://timesuck.myshopify.com Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Here it is: https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofthecurious/ For all merch related questions, email Kate at http://www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.com Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 4000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits!

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03.11.2019
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02.25.2019
02.18.2019

126 - The Black Panthers

The Black Panthers! A very controversial civil rights group originating in Oakland, California in 1966. Formed by young revolutionaries Huey Newton and Bobby Seale in response to police brutality that become commonplace in Oakland. Based on the teachings of black nationalist Malcom X, the Black Panthers became a national organization that aggressively sought social justice for black Americans. They also became a huge target of the FBI and ended up getting in numerous violent clashes with law enforcement around the country. Learn about their complicated history today on Timesuck! We're donating $1600 this month to the Cancer Research Institute. www.cancerresearch.org to donate! Upcoming Tour dates: February 15-17 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Punchline Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! February 22-23 Salt Lake City, Utah - Wiseguys's Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! February 23 Salt Lake City, Utah - Wiseguy's LIVE ANTHILL KIDS TIMESUCK CLICK HERE for tix! February 26 Birmingham, Alabama - Stardome Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! February 27 Atlanta, Georgia - The Punchline Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! Feb 28 - March 2 Nashville, Tennessee - Zanies Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! March 3 Huntsville, Alabama - Stand Up Live CLICK HERE for tix! Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d Timesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors: The Broaum podcast is hosted by Timesuckers and Space Lizards Joe Dimeo and Ben Ferguson, enlightening you with important dude-centric knowledge every week! Go to www.broaum.com Leesa! Get 15% off any mattress for a limited time at leesa.com/TIMESUCK and use promo code TIMESUCK The Great Courses Plus! So much knowledge! Start your free trial now only at TheGreatCoursesPlus.com/TIMESUCK Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/GeTCU69ICcM Timesuck Merch (Those pins!) - CLICK HERE! Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Here it is: https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofthecurious/ For all merch related questions, email Kate at www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.com Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits!

02.11.2019
02.04.2019
01.28.2019
01.21.2019
01.14.2019
01.07.2019
12.31.2018
12.24.2018
12.17.2018
12.10.2018
12.03.2018
11.26.2018
11.19.2018
11.12.2018
11.05.2018
10.29.2018
10.22.2018
10.15.2018

108 - Lizzie Borden Took an Axe...

During an oppressive heat wave in August 1892, prominent Fall River residents Andrew and Abby Borden were brutally murdered in their home; each dealt multiple and savage blows to their heads with a hatchet. Were they killed by Andrew's strange, thirty-two year-old daughter? A lot of evidence points to her being the killer. But, she was acquitted. I for one, think Lizzie was probably guilty. But will you? Make your own decision after listening to today's Timesuck? Timesuck is brought to you by the The Jim Jefferies Show podcast. Listen wherever you listen to podcasts! Timesuck is also brought to you by The Great Courses Plus! Get a special FREE Month of Unlimited Access when you sign up at TheGreatCoursesPlus.com/TIMESUCK Timesuck is also brought to you by Simple Contacts! Go to simplecontacts.com/TIMESUCK20 or enter code TIMESUCK20 at checkout to get $20 off your contacts! NEW MERCH IN THE STORE!! - CLICK HERE! October 11-13 Tacoma, WA The Tacoma Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix!! LIVE TIMESUCK Tacoma, WA October 14 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! November 2nd-3rd Columbus, Ohio - The Columbus Funnybone CLICK HERE for tix!! November 8-11 Buffalo, New York - Helium Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix!! November 15-17 Grand Rapids, Michigan - Dr. Grins CLICK HERE for tix!! LIVE TIMESUCK Grand Rapids, MI November 17 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix!! Additional tour dates (Spokane, Washington, St Louis, MO) listed HERE Maybe I'm the Problem on vinyl! Buy via Romanus Records. Click HERE! For all merch related questions, email Kate at www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.com Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

10.08.2018

107 - The Lost Colony of Roanoke

In 1587, Englishman John White led a group of 118 colonists to what was supposed to Roanoke Island. One hundred fifteen of those colonists were never seen again after White returned to England to get word to Sir Walter Raleigh that the colonists desperately needed supplies. On August 18th, 1590, John White returned to Roanoke three years after leaving to get those supplies and found the settlement completely deserted and the word “Croatoan” carved into a fence post. And historians, archaeologists and others have been trying to figure out what happened to those initial settlers ever since. Hear there story and take a look into the most popular possibilities, today, on Timesuck! NEW MERCH IN THE STORE!! - CLICK HERE! LIVE TIMESUCK Portland Sept 30 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! October 5-6 Huntington Beach, CA The Rec Room CLICK HERE for tix!! October 11-13 Tacoma, WA The Tacoma Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix!! LIVE TIMESUCK Tacoma, WA October 14 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! Additional tour dates listed HERE Maybe I'm the Problem drops on vinyl on September 15th on Romanus Records. Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv For all merch related questions, email Kate at www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.com Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

10.01.2018

106 - Andrew MF'n Jackson: Gunslingin' War Hero and President

Andrew Jackson. Seventh president of the United States. First president born to immigrant parents. Only president to serve in both the American Revolution and the War of 1812. First president to be a resident of a state other than Massachusetts or Virginia. A hard-nosed son of Scotch-Irish immigrants who was quick to throw down in a duel. He fought in the Revolutionary War at the age of 13 and then fought off a would be assassin with a cane at the age of 68. And then he fought a whole bunch of people in between. First President to be assaulted while in office. First to have someone try and kill him in office. And now, long in the grave, his legacy fights to be known for more than slave-ownership and the infamous Trail of Tears. He was a polarizing man in his lifetime and had been even more polarizing in death. And we suck him today, on Timesuck! You probably won’t love everything about him but if you don’t respect at least some of the life he lived, well, then you’re just weren’t paying attention, today, on Timesuck!  NEW MERCH IN THE STORE - CLICK HERE! Timesuck is brought to you by the War and Conquest podcast hosted by Timesucker Neil Eckart! Get your history on by listening wherever you get your podcasts. Timesuck is brought to you by Audible. Get your first audiobook free and choose two titles from a curated list of Audible Originals when you try Audible for 30 days. Visit audible.com/Timesuck or text Timesuck to 500500 Timesuck is brought to you today by The Great Courses Plus. Get a FREE trial with unlimited access by going to TheGreatCoursesPlus.com/TIMESUCK September 27-29 Portland, OR Helium Comedy Club Click HERE for tix! LIVE TIMESUCK Portland Sept 30 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! October 5-6 Huntington Beach, CA The Rec Room CLICK HERE for tix!! October 11-13 Tacoma, WA The Tacoma Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix!! LIVE TIMESUCK Tacoma, WA October 14 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! Additional tour dates listed HERE Maybe I'm the Problem drops on vinyl on September 15th on Romanus Records. Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv For all merch related questions, email Kate at www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.com Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

09.24.2018

105 - Nikola Tesla: A Strange and Beautiful Mind

Nikola Tesla. The prototypical "mad scientist". He slept only a few hours a night and devoted his life to science like none-other. A rags-to-riches-to-rags visionary who was a giant in the field of scientific invention, he created the first alternating current (AC) motor and was a pioneer in the field of wireless information transmission. He helped build the world’s first large-scale hydroelectric power plant at Niagara Falls. He even pushed scientific rival Thomas Edison into electrocuting pets to prove that his direct current technology was better and safer than Tesla’s alternating current. It was a AC versus DC, War of Currents nerd fight that lasted over a decade. He was also a strange man who fell in love with a pigeon and once claimed to have created a "death ray". And he gets sucked today, on Timesuck! Timesuck is brought to you today by Hims! Go to forhims.com/dansc and save $20 off your first month's anti-aging kit! Timesuck is also brought to you by Leesa! Go to leesa.com/timesuck and get $160 off a Leesa mattress or $235 off of a Sapira mattress and FREE shipping by entering TIMESUCK at checkout! September 27-29 Portland, OR Helium Comedy Club Click HERE for tix! LIVE TIMESUCK Portland Sept 30 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! October 5-6 Huntington Beach, CA The Rec Room CLICK HERE for tix!! October 11-13 Tacoma, WA The Tacoma Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix!! LIVE TIMESUCK Tacoma, WA October 14 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! Additional tour dates listed HERE Maybe I'm the Problem drops on vinyl on September 15th on Romanus Records. Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv For all merch related questions, email Kate at www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.com Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

09.17.2018

Bonus 26: The Way of the Samurai, a Brief History of Japan, and the Warrior Life of Miyamoto Musashi

For centuries, Japan was ruled by a military dictatorship, the Shogunate, and the samurais were the enforcers of this rule. The samurai was soldier, police officer, judge, jury, and executioner. He was the warrior that would rather die than bring dishonor to himself, his family, or his daimyo. His days and ways were highly ritualized. Molded by Buddhist, Confucian, and Shintoist philosophy, his sword was his soul and he carried it with him throughout his days and slept with it by his side throughout his nights. The samurai have a fascinating history and we explore it today, as well as the rise of the Japanese Shogunate, and the life of one of Japan's greatest warriors in this land of the rising sun edition, of Timesuck.  Timesuck is brought to you today by Eero! For free overnight shipping in the US or Canada, visit eero.com, select overnight as the shipping option, then enter TIMESUCK at checkout! September 13-15 Oxnard, CA Levity Live Click HERE for tix! September 27-29 Portland, OR Helium Comedy Club Click HERE for tix! LIVE TIMESUCK Portland Sept 30 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! October 5-6 Huntington Beach, CA The Rec Room CLICK HERE for tix!! October 11-13 Tacoma, WA The Tacoma Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix!! LIVE TIMESUCK Tacoma, WA October 14 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! Maybe I'm the Problem drops on vinyl on September 15th on Romanus Records. Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv For all merch related questions, email Kate at www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.com Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

09.14.2018

104 - The Children of God Sex Cult

The Children of God cult aka The Family aka The Family International is still around today which is very disturbing considering their twisted origins and disgusting, sexually exploitive doctrinal past. Founded by David "Huge Perv" Berg in 1968 in Huntington Beach, California, they now operate to an unknown degree internationally, basing their existence in a highly sexualized interpretation of Biblical teachings, interpreting God's love as being expressed best through sex. Berg initially took a second wife saying it was God's will, as cult leaders so often do. He then began showing his followers "God's love" first through secret orgies with high-ranking members, then through the demand to share cult member's wives, who were suddenly forbidden to deny male members "God's love". David then commanded female members to spread God's love and do missionary work, which centered around "Flirty Fishing", i.e., having sex with random dudes to encourage them to join the cult. From there, women members, were pushed into "Hooking for Jesus" - outright prostitution. And from there, members were encouraged to show their children "God's love" as outright pedophilia was sanctioned and encouraged, even when it was incestuous. All based on creative Biblical interpretation of course! This people are insane. And you learn all about them in today's fascinating and mind-boggling edition of Timesuck! Timesuck is brought to you today by Away! For $20 off a suitcase, visit awaytravel.com/timesuck and use promo code TIMESUCK during checkout Timesuck is also brought to you by The Great Courses Plus! To access your free trial with unlimited access to their vase library of incredible courses, visit TheGreatCoursesPlus.com/TIMESUCK Sign up today! It's free! September 12 Hollywood, CA The Improv Click HERE for tix! September 13-15 Oxnard, CA Levity Live Click HERE for tix! September 27-29 Portland, OR Helium Comedy Club Click HERE for tix! LIVE TIMESUCK Portland Sept 30 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! Maybe I'm the Problem drops on vinyl on September 15th on Romanus Records. Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv For all merch related questions, email Kate at www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.com Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

09.10.2018

103 - The Public Suicide of Budd Dwyer and the Tragic Events That Led Up To It

On January 22nd, 1987, forty-seven year-old R. Budd Dwyer, Republican State Treasurer of Pennsylvania, held a press conference in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania to address his recent conviction on eleven counts of conspiracy, mail fraud, perjury, and interstate transportation in the aid of racketeering. The married father of two faced up to fifty-five years in prison and a $300,000 fine. He was scheduled to be sentenced the very next day, January 23rd, by a judge who he knew intended to make an example of him to deter other politicians from taking bribes in the future. The journalists gathered expected Budd to resign from his office. Instead, he took out a .357 magnum, put the gun in his mouth, pulled the trigger, and resigned from life. What very specific events led to this tragic decision? Find out, today, on Timesuck! National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 Call it if you need it! Timesuck is brought to you today by the fantastic hit true crime and paranormal podcast, And That's We Drink! Listen wherever you listen to podcasts or click HERE to visit their website! Timesuck is also brought to you by Leesa! Go to www.Leesa.com/timesuck to get $235 off a kick-ass mattress during their incredible Labor Day sale!!! September 6-9 Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T Feathers Click HERE for tix! September 12 Hollywood, CA The Improv Click HERE for tix! September 13-15 Oxnard, CA Levity Live Click HERE for tix! September 27-29 Portland, OR Helium Comedy Club Click HERE for tix! LIVE TIMESUCK Portland Sept 30 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! Maybe I'm the Problem drops on vinyl on September 15th on Romanus Records. Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv For all merch related questions, email Kate at www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.com Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

09.03.2018

102 - Immigration: Fact Versus Fiction

Immigration! Man - what a big, complicated topic. What is the Unite State's history with immigration? How much have policies changed over the years? How does illegal immigration actually affect the economy? How does illegal immigration actually affect crime rates? Would building a wall even be effective? Who should we let in? Who should we keep out? I do my best to present as much information as possible to help us all think about this very relevant topic and keep it entertaining! I learned a lot and I hope you do too. Now get to SUCKIN'! Timesuck is brought to you today by The Great Courses Plus! Do yourself a HUGE favor and get SO MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE: https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Timesuck brought to you by Leesa! Go to www.Leesa.com/timesuck to get $160 off a kick-ass mattress!! MERCH PROMO CODE FOR LABOR DAY SALE: laborday18 New hats/Secret Suck merch in store now! Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/  September 6-9 Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T Feathers Click HERE for tix! September 12 Hollywood, CA The Improv Click HERE for tix! September 13-15 Oxnard, CA Levity Live Click HERE for tix! September 27-29 Portland, OR Helium Comedy Club Click HERE for tix! LIVE TIMESUCK Portland Sept 30 - The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

08.27.2018

101 - The Candyman Killer: Houston's Nightmare

Dean Arnold Corll. The Candyman Killer. A Texas momma’s boy who first made friends with local kids by handing out candy from his family’s Houston candy store like the absolute creep he was. A man who then groomed a teen boy to be his murder, rape, and torture accomplice and then convinced a second teen boy to also help them; a second boy who would eventually shoot Dean dead. Before getting shot, Dean killed at least twenty-nine Houston area teens between 1970 and 1973, most dying just about the worst death imaginable on his homemade “torture board”. This monster was America's most prolific serial killer at the time of his death and we explore the events surrounding his life and terrible deeds on another true crime edition of Timesuck. Timesuck brought to you today by Hims! Go to www.forhims.com/timesuck for a trial month of Hims for just $5! Timesuck brought to you by Leesa! Go to www.Leesa.com/timesuck to get $160 off a kick-ass mattress!! MERCH PROMO CODE FOR LABOR DAY SALE: laborday18 New hats/Secret Suck merch in store now! Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/  August 15-18 Chicago, IL - Zanies  Click HERE for tix! August 23-25 Denver, CO - Comedy Works  Click HERE for tix!  August 26 DENVER LIVE PODCAST (The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult)  Click HERE! September 6-9 Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T Feathers Click HERE for tix! September 12 Hollywood, CA The Improv Click HERE for tix! September 13-15 Oxnard, CA Levity Live Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, Portland, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

08.20.2018

100 - Drunk as F*#k Suck of the Axeman of New Orleans

Well, you asked for it. We got a bunch of emails to do something special for the 100th Monday episode of TImesuck and the main request was to do Timesuck's version of Drunk History. So, the good folks from fantastic restaurant 10/six in Couer d'Alene brought over crawfish etouffee, beignets, whiskey, beer, and mixed up some hurricanes... and I got blackout drunk. I don't start out drunk - it was a steady progression. Started out buzzed for the first sixty minutes or so of the recording and then, well, things get messy. I hope you enjoy it! In 1918 and 1919 (and also in 1910 and 1911), someone or several people terrorized, for the most part, Italian Grocers living in New Orleans with, you guessed it, an axe. Or, rather, with several axes. And razors. And even an iron bar in one incident. Someone was breaking into homes, grabbing the most terrible weapon they could find in the victim's house (usually a meat cleaver/butcher's axe), and giving citizens of New Orleans about the worst wake up call you can imagine. And authorities never figured out who did it. We examine the crimes, we take a fun look into the history of New Orleans, and my wife Lynze steps in and helps me finish the Suck I get to too drunk to complete on my own. I had a great time. Thanks for taking us to 100 episodes Timesuckers and Space Lizards! You guys are the damn best!!! New hats/Secret Suck merch in store now! Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/  August 15-18 Chicago, IL - Zanies  Click HERE for tix! August 23-25 Denver, CO - Comedy Works  Click HERE for tix!  August 26 DENVER LIVE PODCAST (The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult)  Click HERE! September 6-9 Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T Feathers Click HERE for tix! September 12 Hollywood, CA The Improv Click HERE for tix! September 13-15 Oxnard, CA Levity Live Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates (Spokane, Tacoma, Portland, St Louis, Buffalo, Grand Rapids and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2900 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

08.13.2018

99 - Area 51: Secret Weapons Program or Alien Experimentation?

What actually goes on at Area 51? There are two competing narratives. One involves a series of classified Cold War projects involving covert aerial surveillance aircraft and nuclear weapons testing, and then there is the conspiracy-laden, primarily extraterrestrial-based and fascinating UFO lore. So which is it? Or, is it both? We dig into the "official" narrative based primarily on leaked CIA documents and also at conspiracies put forth by various people claiming to have witnessed what actually goes on in and around Area 51, today, on Timesuck. Unintentionally hilarious Robert Miller Area 51 video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIxzvtmF0t4 New hats and new Secret Suck merch in store now! Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/  Palm Beach, FL - Improv August 10-12 Click HERE for tix! Chicago, IL - Zanies August 15-18 Click HERE for tix! Denver, CO - Comedy Works August 23-25th Click HERE for tix!  DENVER LIVE PODCAST (The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult) on AUGUST 26th! Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2800 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

08.06.2018

Bonus 25 - Werewolves: Howl at the Moon!

Werewolves! Awhoooooooo! Shape-shifting creatures of the night with unusual speed, otherworldly strength, lightning fast reflexes, and incredibly heightened senses. Monsters who can be a gentle, thoughtful human being one moment and a feral, wild bloodthirsty beast the next. Sometimes a dark creature associated with vampires and witches, and sometimes and innocent victim of a terrible curse doomed to heed the call of the moon and feast on human flesh, the werewolf has taken many forms throughout the years. Where do these tales come from? We dig into werewolf folklore and share some intense tales of werewolf trials and more today, on a monstrous Timesuck! Seen the summer merch yet? Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ NEW FREE RINGTONES added to the store. Timesuck is also brought to you by Leesa! We love Leesa! Get $160 off when you go to Leesa.com/timesuck Tampa, FL - Side Splitters Comedy Club August 2-5 RIGHT NOW! Click HERE for tix! Palm Beach, FL - Improv August 10-12 Click HERE for tix! Chicago, IL - Zanies August 15-18 Click HERE for tix! Denver, CO - Comedy Works August 23-25th Click HERE for tix!  DENVER LIVE PODCAST (The Matamoros Narco-Satanist Cult) on AUGUST 26th! Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2600 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

08.03.2018

98 - The Assassination of Lincoln: It's Crazier Than You Think

John Wilkes Booth wasn't some community theater bit player. He wasn't a bartender who did summer theater. He was one of the most famous actors of the day and a member of THE most famous acting family of the 19th century. And he killed the President. He killed the President after putting together several failed plans to kidnap the President. He was a heartthrob dubbed by some theater critics as "the most handsome man in America". Imagine Ryan Gosling or Tom Hardy trying to kill the President today. That is comparable to what Booth did. His story is fascinating! And we Suck it today! Seen the summer merch yet? Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ NEW FREE RINGTONES added to the store. Timesuck is brought to you today by The Great Courses Plus! Do yourself a HUGE favor and get MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE: https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Tampa, FL - Side Splitters Comedy Club August 2-5 Click HERE for tix! Palm Beach, FL - Improv August 10-12 Click HERE for tix! Chicago, IL - Zanies August 15-18 Click HERE for tix! Denver, CO - Comedy Works August 23-25th Click HERE for tix!  LIVE PODCAST on AUGUST 26th! Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2600 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

07.30.2018

97 - Spartacus: When Gladiators Attacked Rome Itself

Spartacus was a Thracian gladiator who escaped his gladiatorial school in Capua with about 70 other gladiators and slaves and then led a slave rebellion against the armies of Rome in the 1st century BCE , commanding a fighting force that grew to an army of 90,000–120,000 strong. We explore his fight and the interesting history of Roman gladiatorial combat in today's Suck. Men (and women!) facing off against each other in arenas, forums, and coliseums in fights that often lasted until severe injury or the death. Insane emperors, trident-wielding warriors, spear-wielding elephants, and so much more in today's tale of Roman debauchery and the man who almost took down a Republic. My new free Behind the Bit Pandora station with Chad Daniels talking about our favorite bits! https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3978690913982414208?ag=17920720304261509 Seen the summer merch yet? Or that limited edition Chikatilo Wrasslin' Academy Summer Camp kit? At least look at it! It's fucking glorious. Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is brought to you today by The Great Courses Plus! Do yourself a HUGE favor and get SO MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE: https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Timesuck is also brought to you by HIMS! Get a trial month of everything you need to keep your hair - for just $5 today, right now while supplies last, by going to https://www.forhims.com/timesuck Dayton, Ohio -Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! Tampa, FL - Side Splitters Comedy Club August 2-5 Click HERE for tix! Palm Beach, FL - Improv August 10-12 Click HERE for tix! Chicago, IL - Zanies August 15-18 Click HERE for tix! Denver, CO - Comedy Works August 23-25th Click HERE for tix! LIVE PODCAST on AUGUST 26th! Click HERE! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2600 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

07.23.2018

96 - Pennhurst State Hospital: Pennsylvania's Dirty Secret

Billed now as the Pennhurst Haunted Asylum, Pennhurst was never an asylum. It wasn't a home for the mentally ill when it first opened its doors in 1908. It was a home for epileptics and the intellectually disabled, then called "idiotic" and "feeble-minded". And then it became a home for basically everyone society either didn't want to take care of or didn't know how to take care of. And it soon became severely overcrowded. And then it became both overcrowded and underfunded. And then it became a nightmare for it's "children" (the term its patients were given, whether they were six months old or sixty). Understaffing lead to squalid conditions where people were living and dying covered in their own feces and in wounds given to them by either themselves, other patients, or, in some cases, staff members. The government, after numerous lawsuits, shut Pennhurst down for good in 1987. And today, we look at why things got so bad they felt compelled to do so. And, we examine life for the mentally handicapped today in America. Have things gotten any better? What, as a society and culture, are we supposed to do for and with those who can do for themselves? How do we take care of each other? A lot of hard questions are asked in a thought-provoking edition of Timesuck. My new free Behind the Bit Pandora station with Chad Daniels talking about our favorite bits! https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3978690913982414208?ag=17920720304261509 Seen the summer merch yet? Or that limited edition Chikatilo Wrasslin' Academy Summer Camp kit? At least look at it! It's fucking glorious. Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is brought to you today by The Great Courses Plus! Do yourself a HUGE favor and get a month of SO MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE: https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Timesuck is also brought to you be Leesa! We love Leesa! Get $160 off when you go to Leesa.com/timesuck La Jolla, CA - Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio -Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! Tampa, FL - Side Splitters Comedy Club August 2-5 Click HERE for tix! Palm Beach, FL - Improv August 10-12 Click HERE for tix! Chicago, IL - Zanies August 15-18 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

07.16.2018

Bonus 24 - The Toy Box Killer: New Mexico's Satanic Sadist

WARNING/DISCLAIMER: This is the most disturbing episode of Timesuck thus far. To the point I considered not releasing it. Maybe it just hit me unusually hard for some reason but the crime scene details are very sexually explicit and haunting. If descriptions of sexual torture trigger you in any way, sit this one out! David Parker Ray, the Toy Box Killer, kidnapped, sexually tortured, and possibly murdered an untold amount of women in the American Southwest in the 1990s (and maybe even earlier than this). We'll never know the full extent of the violence and damage he spread. We do know he created a $100,000 "Toy Box" - a customized metal trailer equipped with a gynecologist's chair, and homemade "sex toys" designed to cut, electrocute, tear, pierce, penetrate, and sodomize victims confined to his trailer with shackles and a metal collar. We know he raped his victims, that his accomplices raped his victims, and that he even forced victims to engage in bestiality. He recorded much of what he did on video. He led a small, Satanic sex cult in the otherwise sleepy, lakeside community of Elephant Butte, NM. He recorded and played a horrific BDSM sexual orientation tape to be played for victims he kidnapped and drugged describing in excruciating detail the horrors that awaited them in the days ahead. The tale of the Toy Box Killer reads like something out of an Eli Roth torture porn script. And we peek into this preposterous darkness in this you never really know what's going on in your neighborhood, fear the darkness edition of Timesuck. My new free Behind the Bit Pandora station with Chad Daniels talking about our favorite bits! https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3978690913982414208?ag=17920720304261509 Seen the summer merch yet? Or that limited edition Chikatilo Wrasslin' Academy Summer Camp kit? At least look at it! It's fucking glorious. Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is brought to you today by The Great Courses Plus! Do yourself a HUGE favor and get a month of SO MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE: https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Orlando, FL - Improv! THIS WEEKEND! July 12-14 standup Click HERE for tix! Orlando LIVE Timesuck! July 15th. CLICK HERE La Jolla, CA - Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio -Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! Tampa, FL - Side Splitters Comedy Club August 2-5 Click HERE for tix! Palm Beach, FL - Improv August 10-12 Click HERE for tix! Chicago, IL - Zanies August 15-18 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

07.13.2018

95 - Pancho MFN' Villa: Mexico's Robin Hood

Pancho Villa! Pancho Villa was a revolutionary fighter who despised the wealthy landowners who had subjugated the impoverished farming class, comprised of mostly indigenous people, since long before he was born. He stole from the rich and gave to the poor. He also stole from the rich to fuel the various wars he fought in, all of which had the same goal - to topple Mexico’s existing power structure and redistribute the wealth the upper 1% possessed amongst the poor. He was one of the world’s first movie stars, and he wasn’t an actor. In a way, he was the world’s first reality TV star, because at one point he allowed actual battles he fought in to be filmed. And we’re gonna learn all about him, and a lot about Mexico along the way, in another power to the people edition of Timesuck Want to help Harmony Vellekamp? She's dealing with another high risk pregnancy and can use any help you'd like to offer! https://www.gofundme.com/5s6lkf4 My new free Behind the Bit Pandora station with Chad Daniels talking about our favorite bits! https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3978690913982414208?ag=17920720304261509 Seen the summer merch yet? Or that limited edition Chikatilo Wrasslin' Academy Summer Camp kit? At least look at it! It's fucking glorious. Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is also brought to you The Great Courses Plus! Do yourself a HUGE favor and get a month of SO MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE: https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Timesuck is brought to you be Leesa! We love Leesa! Get $160 off when you go to Leesa.com/timesuck Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup Click HERE for tix! Orlando LIVE Timesuck! July 15th. CLICK HERE La Jolla, CA Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

07.09.2018

94 - The Donner Party: Cannibalism, Cholera, and More Horribleness

The story of the Donner Party is one of the most disturbing tales of western migration during the time of Manifest Destiny, the common 19th-century belief that the United States was destined to expand across the entire continent from the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean. Well, the destiny of many of the members of the Donner Party was to spread their actual bones around a frozen Sierra Nevada mountain camp as they were eaten by other members of their party. That's what they manifested. Theirs is a fascinating tale of bad decisions that led to much worse decisions that led to, well, cannibalism. Learn about their tragic journey and also about life for settlers as they traveled West in the mid-19th century, today on Timesuck! NOTE: Working through some volume issues as we make changes. Sorry! My new free Behind the Bit Pandora station with Chad Daniels talking about our favorite bits! https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3978690913982414208?ag=17920720304261509 Seen the summer merch yet? Or that limited edition Chikatilo Wrasslin' Academy Summer Camp kit? At least look at it! It's fucking glorious. Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is brought to you today by AmeriGas! Go to MyTimeSuckGrill.com between now and July 4th and enter your name and email to register to win a free Weber Spirt II – E 210 grill ($400 value). Timesuck is brought to you be Leesa! We love Leesa! Get $160 off when you go to Leesa.com/timesuck Timesuck is also brought to you The Great Courses Plus! Do yourself a HUGE favor and get a month of SO MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE: https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup Click HERE for tix! Orlando LIVE Timesuck! July 15th. CLICK HERE La Jolla, CA Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

07.02.2018

93 - The Aztec Empire: So Much Human Sacrifice!

Today we’re talking about the Aztecs! The Aztecs built a vast empire, one that outpaced, out-staged, and out-populated the likes of Paris at the time. They were a powerhouse warrior based society with an interesting obsession with human sacrifice. When did they show up? When did they build their empire? And what happened when the Spaniard Hernan Cortes showed up with 400 soldiers? An amazing city built on a lake, a prophecy falsely fulfilled, the worst ball game ever played, and a lot of violent death at the hands of all the teams involved in today's Timesuck! My new free Behind the Bit Pandora station with Chad Daniels talking about our favorite bits! https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3978690913982414208?ag=17920720304261509 Seen the summer merch yet? Tank tops, koozies, magnets & more! Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is brought to you today by AmeriGas! Go to MyTimeSuckGrill.com between now and July 4th and enter your name and email to register to win a free Weber Spirt II – E 210 grill ($400 value). Timesuck is brought to you be Leesa! We love Leesa! Get $160 off when you go to Leesa.com/timesuck Timesuck is also brought to you by Hims! Get everything you need to keep your hair for just $5 while supplies last. And so much more! Head to forhims.com/timesuck Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup Click HERE for tix! Orlando LIVE Timesuck! July 15th. CLICK HERE La Jolla, CA Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

06.25.2018

Bonus 23 - Knights Templar pt 2 of 2: Fall and Conspiracies

The Knights Templar fought their last stand in the Holy Land (their last proper stand) in Acre in 1291 and shit was epic. They went down, but, they didn't go down easy. And then, less than two decades later, a corrupt French King forced a weak Pope into ending the long reign of the Knights Templar. And by 1312, according to historians, the Order of the Knights of the Temple had been completely dissolved. Or were they!?! Conspiracy theorists say no. They say the Knights have done all kinds of shit since then, like take the Holy Grail to Scotland, or maybe Oak Island. And they joined forces with the Freemasons to help take down humanity through the New World Order. And so much more. And we explore it all, today, on Timesuck! Seen the summer merch yet? Tank tops, koozies, magnets & more! Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is also brought to you by the Wild Card Podcast! Check it on iTunes or anywhere you listen to podcasts https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/wild-card/id1392652002?mt=2 Timesuck is also brought to you The Great Courses Plus!Do yourself a HUGE favor and get a month of SO MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE:https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup Click HERE for tix! Orlando LIVE Timesuck!  July 15th. CLICK HERE La Jolla, CA Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

06.22.2018

92 - Knights Templar pt 1 of 2: License to Kill (Rise of the Pope's Army)

The Knights Templar was founded in 1119 CE on the principles of chastity, obedience and poverty - but they soon, ironically became immensely wealthy and obedient to almost no one but themselves and the Pope. The Templars financed wars, built castles, ran cities, raised armies, and so much more. From meager beginnings they became as mighty an outfit as existed during the later Middle Ages. They were more powerful, wealthier, and better armed than some entire medieval kingdoms. Today, more than seven hundred years after their demise, the Templars remain an object of fascination. And we do our best to begin the telling of their legendary, awe-inspiring tale, today, on Timesuck!  Seen the summer merch yet? Tank tops, koozies, magnets & more! Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is also brought to you by the Wild Card Podcast! Check it on iTunes or anywhere you listen to podcasts https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/wild-card/id1392652002?mt=2 Timesuck is brought to you today by AmeriGas! Go to MyTimeSuckGrill.com between now and July 4th and enter your name and email to register to win a free Weber Spirt II – E 210 grill ($400 value). Timesuck is brought to you be Leesa! We love Leesa! Get $160 off when you go to Leesa.com/timesuck Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup Click HERE for tix! Orlando live Timesuck on July 15th. CLICK HERE La Jolla, CA Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

06.18.2018

91 - The Ma Barker Gang! Ruthless 1930s Killers

The Ma Barker gang robbed bank, after bank, after drugstore, after hardware store, clothing store, Chevy dealership, jewelry store, and still more banks in the early 1930s. They committed more robberies and took more lives than the much more famous Dillinger Gang. The Dillinger Gang was active for less than one year. The Barker-Karpis gang was active from 1931 to 1935. FDR called them out on national radio during one of his famous fireside chats, referring to them as “an attack on everything we hold dear”. FBI Director J Edgar Edgar Hoover described Ma as "the most vicious, dangerous and resourceful criminal brain of the last decade". But, was she really their leader? Or was she just along for the wild ride? Keep listening and find out, on today’s shoot ‘em up, put your hands in the air edition, of Timesuck!  Check out all the cool new summer merch in the Timesuck shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/ Timesuck is brought to you today by AmeriGas! Go to MyTimeSuckGrill.com between now and July 4th and enter your name and email to register to win a free Weber Spirt II – E 210 grill ($400 value). The winner will be announced July 6th! Timesuck is also brought to you The Great Courses Plus! Do yourself a HUGE favor and get a month of SO MUCH amazing, interesting, and informative content for FREE: https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/timesuck Des Moines, IA Funnybone! June 15th & 16th Three shows only! Click HERE for tix! Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup Click HERE for tix! Orlando live Timesuck on July 15th. CLICK HERE La Jolla, CA Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

06.11.2018

90 - The Golden State Killer

On Tuesday, April 24th, 2018, Joseph James DeAngelo, 72, was taken into custody by local police and FBI agents when he stepped outside his Citrus Heights home, a quiet suburb of Sacramento. The man believed to be the East Area Rapist, also known as the Golden State Killer, the Visalia Ransacker, and the Original Night Stalker had finally been captured, forty-four years after his crime spree began. He’d started ransacking over 100 Sacramento area homes in 1974. He’d progressed from burglary to rape by 1976, raping over 50 California women and girls. And he’s believed to have killed for the first time in 1975, killing 12 men and women by 1986. He was a sadistic monster and it's incredible that he was finally apprehended. Learn all about his crimes, his arrest, and the innovative DNA database detective work that was used to finally catch him. Timesuck is brought to you today by AmeriGas! Go to MyTimeSuckGrill.com between now and July 4th and enter your name and email to register to win a free Weber Spirt II – E 210 grill ($400 value). The winner will be announced July 6th! Timesuck is also brought to you be Leesa! We love Leesa. Get $160 off when you go to Leesa.com/timesuck Washington D.C. The Drafthouse! June 8th & 9th Click HERE for tix! Des Moines, IA Funnybone! June 15th & 16th Three shows only! Click HERE for tix! Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup, July 15 LIVE TIMESUCK! Click HERE for tix! La Jolla, CA Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix! Dayton, Ohio Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

06.04.2018

Bonus 22 - Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allan Poe did more than write The Raven and look creepy. He also basically invented the modern detective story. He was America's first "master of suspense" according to Stephen King and many other modern authors. He changed the way American authors wrote scary stories. He changed the way authors in general approached their craft, both creatively and business-wise. And yet he died penniless after a lifetime of financial struggle. And he married his thirteen-year-old first-cousin and died a mysterious death at forty. We dig into the life and struggle of America's first master of the scary story and talk about how much easier it is to make a living as an artist today as it was during Poe's time, and so much more, today on Timesuck. Listen to the end of the show if you need an introduction to Nimrod, Chikatilo, Lucifina, Bojangles, Triple M and more (or just want a refresher). Improv Tempe, AZ (Phoenix) May 31- June 2 Click HERE for tix! Washington D.C.! The Drafthouse June 8th & 9th Click HERE for tix! Des Moines, IA Funnybone! June 15th & 16th Three shows only! Click HERE for tix! Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup, July 15 LIVE TIMESUCK! Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

06.01.2018

89 - Joan of Arc

Joan of Arc was BURNED ALIVE on May 30th, 1431 CE, something no one ever aspires to have written on their obituary. She fought to end the Hundred Years' War between England and France on behalf of Charles VII, the King of France she would help crown. How did a rural farmer's daughter with no military training end up in charge of thousands of French soldiers? Why did Charles even allow a seventeen year old girl into the army in an age when women didn't go to war? Prophecies fulfilled, battles fought and won, a heroine captured and then burned alive, and so much more on this Game of Thrones-esque 15th century Timesuck! Today's Timesuck is brought to you by AmeriGas! Go to MyTimeSuckGrill.com between now and July 4th and enter your name and email to register to win a free Weber Spirt II – E 210 grill ($400 value). The winner will be announced July 6th! Timesuck is also brought to you by the Tom and Dan 2019 Cruise! To reserver your cabin (not many left!) go to the Tom and Dan cruise reservation website, www.tomanddancruise.com Lynze and I will see you there! Memorial Day Sale Ends Today! 25% off everything in the store until midnight. Use the discount code HEROES Suck Dungeon Open House! Tuesday, May 29th, 3-7PM 2215 E Sherman Ave. Suite 109. Coeur D’Alene, ID 83814 Improv Tempe, AZ (Phoenix) May 31- June 2 Click HERE for tix Washington D.C.! The Drafthouse June 8th & 9th CLICK HERE for tix! Des Moines, IA Funnybone! June 15th & 16th Three shows only! Click HERE for tix! Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup, July 15 LIVE TIMESUCK! Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

05.28.2018

88 - Aokigahara: Japan's Suicide Forest

An alarming number of Japanese citizens have taken a dark pilgrimage to the Aokigahara forest, more commonly known as Japan’s suicide forest, to end their lives, most commonly by hanging themselves from some of the forest's tree branches. Why? Why here? Why is a small patch of serene forest the second most popular suicide destination in the world, thought to trail only the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco? We’re gonna break down Japan’s suicide dilemma, both within the suicide forest and outside of it - it has one of the highest suicide rates of any country in the world, and look into all sorts of explanations, including some terrifying Japanese paranormal legends, today, on Timesuck . Timesuck is brought to you be Leesa! Get $160 off when you go to Leesa.com/timesuck Timesuck is also brought to by Hims! Get everything you need to keep your hair for just $5 while supplies last. Head to forhims.com/timesuck Feeling depressed or suicidal? Call the suicide helpline at SuicidePreventionHotline.org 1-800-273-8255 Memorial Day Sale! 25% off everything in the store until midnight, May 28th. Use the discount code HEROES Suck Dungeon Open House! Tuesday, May 29th, 3-7PM 2215 E Sherman Ave. Suite 109. Coeur D’Alene, ID 83814 Cody Osuna - email Lynze to get little Bohannon's care package! lynze@timesuckpodcast.com Improv Tempe, AZ (Phoenix) May 31- June 2 Click HERE for tix Washington D.C.! The Drafthouse June 8th & 9th CLICK HERE for tix! Des Moines, IA Funnybone! June 15th & 16th Three shows only! Click HERE for tix! Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup, July 15 LIVE TIMESUCK! Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2400 strong! Go here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

05.21.2018

87 - The "Real" Men in Black

Cold Open: The Men in Black. The men who inspired the movies, not Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Who or what are they? Aliens? Extra top secret government officials specializing in suppressing UFO-related information? Modern folklore? Absolute and utter whackadoodle, crystal-powered horse shit? All of this and more explored on a Suck that veers a little less dark than recent episodes and maybe a little more fun. Let’s get paranormal! Let’s try to explain the unexplainable! Let’s get weird, today, on Timesuck.  Grab Dan's new album, Maybe I'm the Problem! Click HERE for iTunes, HERE for Amazon, HERE for Google Play Suck Dungeon Address: 2215 E Sherman Ave. Suite 109. Coeur D’Alene, ID App issues? Email Bit Elixir with any app issues: timesuckapp@bitelixir.co Or email Lynze: lynze@timesuckpodcast.com Wanna check out Theo Von's fantastic This Past Weekend podcast? Click HERE Timesuck is also brought to you by Hunch.ly! Web research made easy! Get 15% off on your Hunchly purchase by heading to hunch.ly and using the coupon code: timesuck. Improv Tempe, AZ (Phoenix) May 31- June 2 Click HERE for tix Washington D.C.! The Drafthouse June 8th & 9th CLICK HERE for tix! Des Moines, IA Funnybone! June 15th & 16th Three shows only! Click HERE for tix! Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup, July 15 LIVE TIMESUCK! Click HERE for tix! For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv Raven Meindel's insane dream reading site: http://dreamreadings.webs.com/  Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard"? We're over 2,200 strong! Go here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

05.14.2018
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