Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Too Scary; Didn't Watch episodes:

• 04.24.2024

  THE FOG

  Pirates, priests, and a radio station in a lighthouse, we're recapping John Carpenter's THE FOG! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  
• 04.17.2024

  BREAKING DAWN PART 1 with Joel Jensen

  Watch us unravel as we recap the most fucked installment of the Twilight series yet, BREAKING DAWN PT. 1!!! Thank god we are joined by Horrorspondent, Joel Jensen, who wrote this Letterboxd review that is now burned into our brain:...

  
• 04.10.2024

  LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL

  One 70s late-night talk show host, lots of behind the scenes footage and too many unsuspecting audience members, we're recapping LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL! Trailer Movie stats @ 26:01 Recap @ 36:57 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and...

  
• 04.03.2024

  REVENGE with Avital Ash

  Please hold while we add peyote and a beer can to our survival toolkit!!!!! The brilliant Avital Ash (Workshops Her Suicide Note) joins us to discuss Coralie Fargeat's insane 2017 film REVENGE....maybe our favorite "competent victim" movie yet?!? Trailer Movie stats @...

  
• 03.27.2024

  DONNIE DARKO

  Time-travel, teens, therapy and the most stacked cast ever (Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze, Drew Barrymore, Seth Rogen.....let me go on?!) - we're recapping DONNIE DARKO! Henley is in the hot seat this week as she tries...

  
• 03.20.2024

  JOY RIDE with Kurt Schmidt

  Get out your CB radios, we're recapping JOY RIDE with Kurt Schmidt (Physical Therapy: A Movie Podcast)!! Paul Walker, Steve Zahn and Leelee Sobieski star in this perfect 2001 horror/thriller. We're coming for you Canddyyyy Canneeeee!!! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:04 Recap @...

  
• 03.13.2024

  LEPRECHAUN

  Four leaf clovers, pots o' gold and a murderous, shoe-obsessed little man, we're recapping the movie Jennifer Aniston wish she'd never starred in, LEPRECHAUN! Happy St. Patrick's Day to us!!! Trailer Movie stats @ 15:36 Recap @ 25:08 Check out Emily and Joel's new...

  
• 03.06.2024

  A TALE OF TWO SISTERS

  A step-mom, a ghost mom and two completely sane siblings, we're recapping Kim Jee-woon's A TALE OF TWO SISTERS! This South-Korean psychological horror film is just the ticket for perking up our weeks!! Just kidding! We feel terrible! Charles Dickens...

  
• 02.28.2024

  EDEN LAKE

  Psychotic teens, Michael Fassbender, and a truly unfortunate ending, we're recapping EDEN LAKE! This movie has the same director as the upcoming SPEAK NO EVIL re-make.....so you know we're in for a terrible time!!!! James Watkins, you can go fuck...

  
• 02.21.2024

  PRINCE OF DARKNESS with Jamelle Bouie

  A Catholic priest, a quantum physicist, a vat of Satan-goo, and a whole new theory on the origin of Christianity, we're recapping John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS! Thank anti-god we are joined by New York Times Columnist, Jamelle Bouie (NYT,...

  
• 02.14.2024

  TRUTH OR DARE

  Truth or Dare is for BULLIES and DEMONS, ok?! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:43 Recap begins @ 26:37 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily,...

  
• 02.07.2024

  RAVENOUS with Joel Jensen

  When Henley and Sammy are away, Joel and Emily will play! Slintheads, this one's for you!!! And the gals will be back next week, we promise! Don't get froggy with us! Ravenous is available to rent on VOD. Trailer Movie stats @ 11:55 Recap...

  
• 01.31.2024

  PERFECT BLUE

  We love celebrities as much as the next person but we simply MUST respect their personal space!! This week we are recapping Satoshi Kon's animated horror-thriller Perfect Blue. We can see why Darren Aronofsky was inspired! Perfect Blue is streaming on...

  
• 01.26.2024

  Bonus Episode: TRIANGLE

  To hear this full episode, join our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...

  
• 01.24.2024

  THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS

  One nightmarish house, two terrifying landlords, and countless upsetting sequences, we're recapping Wes Craven's THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS! Movie stats @ 20:43 Recap begins @ 24:05 Trailer Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t...

  
• 01.17.2024

  SICK

  We're throwing it all the way back to April 2020 with Kevin Williamson's SICK, a peak-Covid slasher/home invasion movie that is...dare we say.... a godamn romp?? Is it too soon or not soon enough to be partying with disinfectant? We...

  
• 01.10.2024

  THE EYES OF MY MOTHER

  Our apologies to all the mothers out there

  
• 01.03.2024

  THE EMPTY MAN

  Resurrecting this film from the 2020 graveyard and giving it the due it deserves!! Directed by David Prior, THE EMPTY MAN (the empty man the empty man the empty man) was filmed in 2017 and 20th Century Fox shelved it...

  
• 12.29.2023

  Minisode: BIRTH/REBIRTH

  Sammy is flying solo today for a recap of her favorite horror movie of 2023...Birth/Rebirth. Streaming on Shudder. Check out our Patreon if you'd like to vote for our January recap, 2x bonus episodes a month and other additional content! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast...

  
• 12.27.2023

  Vault Release: THE VISIT

  This episode was originally recorded in January 2022 as a bonus episode on our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fm See...

  
• 12.22.2023

  Bonus Episode: A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS

  We're putting the creators of this movie on the naughty list!!!!!!! To hear the full episode, join our Patreon Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too...

  
• 12.20.2023

  GREMLINS

  Dear Santa, all we want for Christmas is one Gizmo please!! Join us as we recap the classic Christmas horror, GREMLINS!! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:39 Recap begins @ 28:13 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too...

  
• 12.13.2023

  THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE

  Grab your dollar store wigs because we are headed back to Forks to recap The Twilight Saga: Eclipse! Join us to find out if any of the extremely toxic behavior on display in this film has dissuaded us from being...

  
• 12.06.2023

  CREEP 2

  One terrible idea for a web series, one hundred red flags, and the hottest we've ever seen Mark Duplass, we're recapping CREEP 2!!! A perfect film, according to Rotten Tomatoes (and us??). Thank you to our Patrons for picking this...

  
• 11.29.2023

  TERRIFIED with Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse

  There's something strange in the neighborhood and our ghostbusters are being a little too chill about it!! This week we are honored to be joined by Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse (Dead Meat) to discuss the very unsettling 2018...

  
• 11.24.2023

  Bonus Episode: THANKSGIVING

  It's our November bonus recap and what better way to practice gratitude than to discuss Eli Roth's new slasher...Thanksgiving?! You will come home for the holidays...in a body bag. Thanksgiving is in theaters now Full episode is available on our Patreon.  Follow the show:...

  
• 11.22.2023

  TWILIGHT with Joel Jensen (Vault Release)

  This week we are thankful for our soon to be HOT DAD, Robert Pattinson!! And of course we are most thankful for all of YOU xoxo This episode was originally released as a bonus episode on our Patreon in August 2021. Recap...

  
• 11.15.2023

  SLITHER with Misha Brown

  This week we are thrilled to be joined by comedian, Misha Brown (The Big Flop) to discuss 2006's SLITHER, a disgusting af horror-comedy. It's GROSS, y'all!! Pray for us :) Recap begins @ 25:25 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for...

  
• 11.08.2023

  NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU with Casey McQuiston

  Kaitlyn Dever, zero dialogue, rotary phones, and townspeople that really hold a grudge, we're recapping Hulu's NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! Shocked and honored to be joined by #1 NYT bestselling author Casey McQuiston (Red White & Royal Blue, The...

  
• 11.01.2023

  THE POPE'S EXORCIST (LIVE!) with Paul F. Tompkins

  Is it time for a Russellaissance because Russell Crowe is *perfection* in THE POPE'S EXORCIST! Join us and Paul F. Tompkins as we discuss this absoolutely unhinged film and our absoolutely *inspired* Halloween costumes!!! This audio is edited from our LIVE...

  
• 10.31.2023

  Bonus Episode: SKINAMARINK

  Sammy is flying solo (spooky!!) for this extra bonus Halloween recap of Skinamarink. To hear reviews of the other horror movies she has watched this spooky season, join our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5...

  
• 10.25.2023

  THE OTHERS

  Nasty nightgowns, creepy child drawings and one hot dad - we're recapping The Others! We are continuing our journey through the decades with this early 2000s haunted house film. Thank you to our patrons for choosing it! Now close your...

  
• 10.18.2023

  DISTURBING BEHAVIOR

  Who needs a coherent plotline when you have Katie Holmes, James Marsden, and a crisp 86-minute run-time??? Not this movie! We're diving into the 90's this week with DISTURBING BEHAVIOR, a film about how reading Kurt Vonnegut makes you the...

  
• 10.11.2023

  RE-ANIMATOR

  Headless bodies, bodiless heads, glow-stick green goo, and one scene that makes us EXTREMELY angry, we're recapping the 1985 classic RE-ANIMATOR! Extra points to anyone who can spot the dildos! Trailer Recap begins @ Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus...

  
• 10.04.2023

  DEEP RED

  Creative kills, neon-red blood, leather gloves and a soundtrack by a band called "Goblin", we're recapping Dario Argento's DEEP RED! This 1975 film is considered a definitive part of the Italian giallo genre, so we can all feel a tiny...

  
• 09.27.2023

  GERALD'S GAME

  Handcuffs, a very hungry dog, and too many trigger warnings to count, we're recapping Mike Flanagan's GERALD'S GAME! Based off a Stephen King novel that was thought to be "unfilmable", this movie IS NOT to be confused with the heartwarming...

  
• 09.20.2023

  SAW 2 with Joel Jensen

  Mind games, the fight for survival, and the WORST BED EVER, we're recapping SAW 2!! Horrorpondent and Saw expert Joel Jensen joins us again to let us know what the heck Jigsaw is up to this time! Trailer Recap begins @ 22:33 Follow...

  
• 09.13.2023

  THE WICKER MAN (2006) with Elizabeth Andrews and Waleed Mansour

  The beessss, the beess!! This week we are joined by Elizabeth Andrews and Waleed Mansour (Sitcom D&D), to recap a perfect film in the Nicolas Cage canon, 2006's THE WICKER MAN! Neo-pagans, fertility rites, bear suits....somehow this movie is NOT...

  
• 09.06.2023

  DEAD CALM with Joel Jensen

  Nicole Kidman's real hair, Billy Zane's glistening skin, and Sam Neill's perfect accent, we're recapping the 1989 horror-thriller DEAD CALM! Thrilled that the original Horrorspondent, Joel Jensen, is here to tell us everything we need to know about this wild...

  
• 08.30.2023

  EVIL DEAD 2 (Vault Episode)

  This episode was originally released in June 2022 on our Patreon. Recap starts @ 29:53 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley,...

  
• 08.25.2023

  Bonus Episode: THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT

  To hear this full episode, subscribe to our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary;...

  
• 08.23.2023

  THE BLACKWELL GHOST with Roz Hernandez

  One very ordinary-seeming house, two ghost-hunters and several hours of spooky content, we're recapping THE BLACKWELL GHOST with paranormal expert and comedian, Roz Hernandez (Ghosted)! Don't worry, this isn't a documentary...or is it? Turner Clay, reveal yourself! Trailer Recap begins @ 25:11 Follow...

  
• 08.16.2023

  SWEENEY TODD + Q&A with John Rapson!

  Barber chairs, booming orchestras, and delicious meat pies, we're mixing things UP this week by recapping SWEENEY TODD, the magnificent horror musical now on Broadway!!  Award–winning director Thomas Kail (Hamilton) helms the return of the musical thriller starring Josh Groban...

  
• 08.09.2023

  TALK TO ME with Spooko

  Embalmed hands, malevolent spirits, and snapchat loving teens - we're recapping the new A24 Australian horror film Talk to Me! And what better guests to join us than our Australian horrorspondents Peach & Shag?? Grab our hands and join us...

  
• 08.02.2023

  SILENT HILL

  Alternate dimensions, religious cults, lava monsters, and a young girl with the adult woman name of Sharon - we're recapping the 2006 video game adaptation Silent Hill! Join us as we answer your most pressing questions, most importantly - does...

  
• 08.01.2023

  Bonus Episode: TUSK

  Forgot to post this last week but FYI our bonus recap for July was for Kevin Smith's TUSK! A freaky nasty film that we had to sneak in while Henley was away...  Please enjoy this teaser, and check out the full...

  
• 07.26.2023

  CHILD'S PLAY (LIVE!)

  This episode was recorded live at San Diego Comic-Con! A heads up there was an audio issue for the first 6 minutes or so, so apologies for that. But join us as we play with everyone's favorite possessed doll, Chucky! Follow...

  
• 07.19.2023

  CREEP (Vault Episode)

  Get ready for some Nathan-for-you-style horror cuz we're recapping the terrifyingly uncomfortable 2014 found footage film - Creep! This episode was originally recorded and released as a bonus episode on our Patreon in December 2021. Trailer Recap begins @ 13:12 Follow the show:...

  
• 07.12.2023

  200TH EPISODE: Midsommar Revisited!

  For our 200th episode, we are going back to the film that started it all - Midsommar! Now that we ALL THREE have seen it, we felt it was time to return to our very first episode and reflect on...

  
• 07.05.2023

  THE PURGE: ANARCHY

  We're celebrating Fourth of July this week, and what's more American than heinous public policies that disproportionately affect vulnerable and underserved communities?? We're recapping the second movie in The Purge franchise - The Purge: Anarchy! And we hope that if...