Undr The Cosh

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What's Undr The Cosh about?

Undr the Cosh is a podcast with Ex and current footballers presented by Jon 'the Beast' Parkin, Chris ' Browny' Brown and award-winning writer Chris Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Undr The Cosh episodes:

04.15.2024
James Collins | Don't Get Hit By Andy Carroll
James Collins is with us this week, talking nicknames, loving a bit of claret, Big Sam's Dubai trips, Martin O'Neils days off, fall outs with Gerard Houllier, and what ever you do...Don't hit Andy Carroll.
04.12.2024
Friday Club | Three Traps and a Baby
Friday Club is back for another week of hard hitting topics.including a revisit to trap 1,2 & 3, birthing partners, bust couches and a severe lack of marathon preparation. We'd love to hear from you: [email protected] Get two extra episodes a...
04.08.2024
Dave Hodgson | The Boardroom Mafia
Dave Hodgson is with us this week, discussing his negotiation tactics when becoming the UK's highest paid footballer, fall outs before the European Cup final, Liverpool regrets, dodgy deals, and the craziest manager/owner relationship in football history at Darlington FC....
04.05.2024
Friday Club | Not On A Sunday Sheila
Friday Club is back for another week, and we're hitting the mailbag. Talking wedding issues, best man speeches, aeroplane etiquette, and more trumping troubles. We'd love to hear from you: [email protected] Get two extra episodes a month with the Undr The Cosh...
04.01.2024
Nick Anderton | Pure Inspiration
Nick Anderton is with us this week sharing his inspirational story of a promising career cut unexpectedly short - including full kit wankers, the Cheltenham sprint, body shots, Joey Barton's wheel and finding positivity in extreme adversity.
03.29.2024
Friday Club | Return Of The Cupcake
Friday Club is back for another week and we're hitting the mailbag. Talking more relationship issues, trumping troubles and match-day partners. We'd love to hear from you: [email protected] Get two extra episodes a month with the Undr The Cosh Patreon club⬇️ https://tinyurl.com/2p8pts4a...
03.25.2024
Lee Trundle | Ban This Idiot
Lee Trundle is with us this week, talking through his rise from Sunday league to the Championship football. including the showboat stopwatch, cup final t-shirts, faces on thongs and animal yoga. Get two extra episodes a month with...
03.22.2024
Friday Club | Role-play Friday
Back once again for another Friday club. Talk very little football but some extremely important relationship advice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.18.2024
Mark Hateley | You'll Never Make A Player
Mark Hateley joins us this week talking through his incredible rise from Championship Portsmouth to San Siro hero and Rangers legend. Including Ringo's Blockbuster card, standing up the Pope, James Bond's tux, Ayrton Senna's taxi, and getting career advise from...
03.15.2024
Friday Club | Holy Socks & Rip Off Vets
Friday Club is back for another week and we're hitting the mailbag hard this week. Talking rip off vets, The Noshers on tour, holy socks, and some top notch relationship advice, We'd love to hear from you: [email protected] Get two extra episodes...
03.11.2024
Chris Lumsdon | Beadle On The Beers
Chris Lumsdon is with us this week, spilling the beans on his time coming through the ranks at Sunderland, getting distracted in Ibiza, and finding the love at Carlisle Utd. Including a jazz mag surprise, Micky Holland's pranks, Niall Quinn's...
03.08.2024
Friday Club | Shelling Peas
Friday Club is back for another week, and no one still has a clue what's going on. Not much football, AGAIN. but we hit the mailbag to learn more about white dog sh*t, relationship advice and falling short on night...
03.04.2024
Jason McAteer Pt2 | Put It In Your Book Roy
Jason McAteer is back for part 2, talking his ongoing tension with Roy Keane, the rise of the Spice Boys, Roy Evans' demise, fall outs with Graham Souness, Surprise Surprise with Mark Hatley, Roy Keane leaving the World Cup, THAT...
03.01.2024
Friday Club | Parkin's Plunder
Here it is - Friday Club, and no one has a clue what's going on. Not much football, but a vat of absolute nonsense being spun for 45 minutes. We're talking swimming pool misdemeanours, Dan from Nottingham, unusual litter, white...
02.26.2024
Jason McAteer Pt1 | My Son Nutmegged Baggio
Great to be back with series 17 as Jason McAteer joins us to talk through his rags to riches rise from non-league to the World Cup in just three & a half years. Talking Bruce Rioch's life lessons, 'never meet...
02.19.2024
Pre Series Moan | Netflix Premiers, Upcoming Guests and VAR'S Big Nose Issue
Great to get the squad back together ahead of the official start of series 17 next week. Touching on all the usual hot topics, including Parky's weight loss, Netflix premiers, the state of public transport, Big Sam's cafe order, blue...
12.18.2023
Series 16 Bonus Episode with Browny's Dad : Alan 'Bomber' Brown | Curvature Of The Spine
Browny's old man Bomber Brown is with us for this week's Patreon episode. Talking through his rise from the streets of Peterlee to hallowed turf of Roker Park and St James's, including Sunderland delicacies, grandma's handbag, stranded in Sheffield, blue...
12.04.2023
Bobby Zamora | "Take Someone With You"
Bobby Zamora is with us for the final episode of the series, Talking retiring Ian Holloway, putting Sol Campbell on his backside, offending the Fulham fans and turning down Liverpool, and the chance to go to the World Cup.
11.27.2023
Saša Ilić | Loan Sharks To Wembley Hero
Saša Ilić is with us for this week's episode with one of the craziest/inspirational stories we've had to date. Talking though his time representing the Yugoslavian national team, making his journey to England and saving THAT penalty for #charltonathletic at...
11.20.2023
Greg Halford | "I Wouldn't Have Told Anyone In Football About My Autism"
Greg Halford is with us for this week's episode, talking through his recent diagnosis, his multiple moves, Mental strength, fall outs with Roy Keane, Neil Warnock's genius, Stuart Pearce' lies & Steven Evan's diet. #sunderlandafc #roykeane #footballpodcast
11.13.2023
Dave Bassett | Stick Your Olive Branch Up Your Arse
Dave/Harry/Mike Bassett is with us for this week's episode talking through Parky's start at Barnsley, the rise of Wimbledon's Crazy Gang, handling Billy Whitehurst & Vinnie Jones and being sacked on the role of a dice by Elton John.
11.06.2023
John Gregory | "If I'd Had A Gun I Would Have Shot Him"
John Gregory is with us for this weeks episode talking through is career as a player and manager at Northampton, Aston Villa, QPR, Derby and Brighton. Including, Mr Ticklers marathon, shock appointments, Stan's struggles, shooting Dwight Yorke, and David Ginola...
10.30.2023
Lee Howey | Massively Violent & Decidedly Average
Lee Howey is with us this week. Talking retirement at 20, a Belgium resurgence, playing for his boyhood club, fall outs with Stan Tenant, Glen Little's driving skills, excessive drinking and life after football and of course... THAT SONG. #sunderlandafc...
10.23.2023
Brian Horton | Both Barrels Brian
Brain Horton is with us for this week's episode talking though his 2000 game career at Brighton , Port Vale, Luton, Man City & Hull. Including Parky's time keeping, working for the Maxwell Corporation, discovering Uwe Rösler, trying to sign...
10.16.2023
Leroy Lita | Where's Leroy?
Leroy Lita is with this week, talking Cilla Black's surprise, going off radar, Plasma Kung fu, and analysis naps. Don't forget to sign up to FairPlay app and use the promo code COSH to get involved with this weekends wager ➡️...
10.09.2023
Graham Westley | Time to Set The Record Straight
Graham Westley is with us for his showdown with Parky this weeks. Talking, autobiography fibs, Trundles trunk, Wilder's nipple pinch, Murderball, and superstitions. Don't forget to sign up to FairPlay app and use the promo code COSH to get involved with...
10.02.2023
David Lee | Shearer's Map
Former Bolton, Bury and Southampton winger David Lee is with us this week, talking replacing Matt Le Tissier, Alan Shearer's map, Terry Hurlock's ash tray & Uri Geller's spoons
09.25.2023
Julio Arca |Jelly Stings & Blackouts
Julio Arca is with us for this week's episode talking through his tough transition arriving in the North East from Argentina at 18 and working his way into the Sunderland first team, before moving onto Middlesbrough and South Shields. Talking...
09.18.2023
Mark O'Brien | Game Of Two Hearts
Mark O'Brien is with us this week sharing his unbelievable story from making his debut at Derby at 16 to overcoming two major heart surgeries and scoring that vital goal that kept Newport County in the football league. 'To grab...
09.11.2023
Marc White | You Can Stick Your Badges Up Your...
Dorking Wanderers, owner, chairman and manager Marc White is with us for this week's episode share his and the clubs unbelievable story from park football to the cusp of League 2. Including Coach Badge Conundrums, FA charges, touch line bans, net...
09.04.2023
Mark Halsey | Chin Up Tugboat
Former referee Mark Halsey is with us for this week's episode talking through his love for Man City, battles with Craig Bellamy, choice words for Rio Ferdinand, dealing with Marouane Fellaini and the support of the football fraternity during his...
08.28.2023
Scott Laird | How Would You Crack A Walnut?
Scott Laird is with us for this weeks episode talking through his career including Plymouth, Stevenage, Preston and beyond. Including Westley's imaginary dumbbells, 2am texts, Chris Wilder prank calls, late night premonitions, Romeo Beckham, and you'll never beat the treadmill.
08.21.2023
Lee Sharpe | Fergie's Home Invasion
The regular series is back with a bang as Lee Sharpe talks through his turbulent relationship with Sir Alex Ferguson, Roy Keane's jeweller, Gary Palister's right hook, Eric Cantona's Kung Fu Kick and Abi Tittmus's best bits.
05.15.2023
Matt Elliott | Three Pints Of Guinness & A Sheepskin Coat
Matt Elliot is with us this week for the final episode of the series. Talking the Torquey Tipplers, Justin Fashanu's sheepskin, Oxford Utd's shooter, long distance Chineses, Martin O'Neil signing Zinedine Zidane at Celtic and Banged Up Abroad Leicester City...
05.08.2023
Paul Caddis | Who Ate The Sauusage?
Paul Caddis is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from the Celtic academy to peeing with Thierry Henry, wrestling with Thomas Gravesen and eating vegan Ice Cream with Paolo Di Canio. Paul Caddis is with us...
05.01.2023
Adebayo Akinfenwa | Beast Mode ™
Adebayo Akinfenwa is with us for this week's episode talking through his incredible rising from the cultural challenges of Lithuanian football, to Championship football. ⬇️Order Your exclusive HelloFresh box offer⬇️ Offer: Get 60% off your 1st box + 25% off the...
04.24.2023
Steven Caulker | Blackout
Steven Caulker is with us for this weeks episode talking through his rollercoaster career from playing for England & turning down a contract with Tottenham, to losing it all and struggling to find a club.
04.17.2023
Rod Thornley | Top Trumps
Former Man Utd and England masseur Rod Thornley is with us this week, talking... Sir Alex's spies, Mourinho's Pranks, Ronaldo exchanging a Porsche for a date, the England dressing room split, and Rooney on the green with the President.
04.10.2023
Jason Lee | Fantasy Football | Baddiel's Apology | Steve Evans Teaching Gazza Free Kicks
Jason Lee is with us for this week's episode, talking the effects Fantasy Football on his career, David Baddiel's apology, vendettas on the field, axe fights off it, and Steve Evans teaching Gazza the art of the free kick. ...
04.03.2023
Peter Swan | The Dogs Dinner
Peter Swan brings the chaos in this week's episode. Talking, nights out with Robbie Williams, stand off's with Stan Ternent, punch-up's with Neil Warnock, Wembley Preparation and disappearing X-Rays.
03.27.2023
Daniel Nardiello | Dwight Yorke's Golden Ticket
Former Man Utd, Barnsley, QPR, Exeter, Rotherham and Bury forward Daniel Nardiello is with us for this week's episode. Talking, Man Utd Initiations, Dwight Yorke's golden tickets, John Gregory's high rolling, and secretly recording Steve Evans. #underthecosh #manutd...
03.20.2023
Mick Harford | "Sorry Mum"
From one hard man to another as Mick Harford follows Kevin Ball this week, talking old school dark arts, nunchuck nights out, tunnel intimidation and a Cockney rhyming night on the tiles. #underthecosh #lutontown #kevinball
03.13.2023
Kevin Ball | Cool, Calm, Calculated Aggression
Notorious hard man Kevin Ball is with us for this week's episode talking running with the hooligans as a youth, battles on and off the field, convincing the FA he was just misunderstood, lost flip flops, smashing David Dunn and...
03.06.2023
Nicky Eaden | “Sorry for offering you out gaffa?”
Nicky Eaden is with us for this week's episode. Talking his rise through the Barnsley ranks, forcing moves, attempted fights with Steve Bruce & players wanting to throw games to get the manager the sack. #barnsleyfc #wiganathletic #underthecosh
02.27.2023
Danny Simpson Pt2 | Premier League Winning Pub Team
Danny Simpson is back for part two this week. Reflecting on that incredible Premier League winning season with Leicester, fall-outs with Ranieri, Dates with Miss California and dealing with life after football. DON'T FORGET!!
02.20.2023
Danny Simpson | Totti To Tommee Tippee
Danny Simpson is with us this week for part one of a double parter. Talking through his time coming through the ranks at Man Utd, Post Champions League bombshells, Sir Alex's spies, life on loan, and party boy Okazaki. ...
02.13.2023
David Edgar | You're JoKinnear
Canadian International David Edgar is with us this week, talking through his time coming through ranks at Newcastle, signing for Owen Coyle at Burnley and the career threatening golf cart crash that nearly ended it all.
02.06.2023
Tony Pulis | Christmas Party Pooper
Tony Pulis is with us for the first episode of the new series. Talking, trying to get Parky to lose weight, chilled out Ricardo, Bill Whizz Traoré, £120m Peter Crouch and canceling Christmas parties in the shower.
12.19.2022
End Of Year Best Of Patreon Special
Bringing our 2022 to a close with a look back at some of the best Patreon stories of the last 6 months. DON'T FORGET!!
12.09.2022
World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar(ish) Ep5
Back to the UK with a bump, as we freeze our knackers off in the build up to Englands World Cup quarter final v France, talking through Brazil's dancing, Jude and Jordans partnership, Ronaldo having another paddy, and the...

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Undr The Cosh episodes:

James Collins | Don't Get Hit By Andy Carroll

Friday Club | Three Traps and a Baby

Dave Hodgson | The Boardroom Mafia

Friday Club | Not On A Sunday Sheila

Nick Anderton | Pure Inspiration

Friday Club | Return Of The Cupcake

Lee Trundle | Ban This Idiot

Friday Club | Role-play Friday

Mark Hateley | You'll Never Make A Player

Friday Club | Holy Socks & Rip Off Vets

Chris Lumsdon | Beadle On The Beers

Friday Club | Shelling Peas

Jason McAteer Pt2 | Put It In Your Book Roy

Friday Club | Parkin's Plunder

Jason McAteer Pt1 | My Son Nutmegged Baggio

Pre Series Moan | Netflix Premiers, Upcoming Guests and VAR'S Big Nose Issue

Series 16 Bonus Episode with Browny's Dad : Alan 'Bomber' Brown | Curvature Of The Spine

Bobby Zamora | "Take Someone With You"

Saša Ilić | Loan Sharks To Wembley Hero

Greg Halford | "I Wouldn't Have Told Anyone In Football About My Autism"

Dave Bassett | Stick Your Olive Branch Up Your Arse

John Gregory | "If I'd Had A Gun I Would Have Shot Him"

Lee Howey | Massively Violent & Decidedly Average

Brian Horton | Both Barrels Brian

Leroy Lita | Where's Leroy?

Graham Westley | Time to Set The Record Straight

David Lee | Shearer's Map

Julio Arca |Jelly Stings & Blackouts

Mark O'Brien | Game Of Two Hearts

Marc White | You Can Stick Your Badges Up Your...

Mark Halsey | Chin Up Tugboat

Scott Laird | How Would You Crack A Walnut?

Lee Sharpe | Fergie's Home Invasion

Matt Elliott | Three Pints Of Guinness & A Sheepskin Coat

Paul Caddis | Who Ate The Sauusage?

Adebayo Akinfenwa | Beast Mode ™

Steven Caulker | Blackout

Rod Thornley | Top Trumps

Jason Lee | Fantasy Football | Baddiel's Apology | Steve Evans Teaching Gazza Free Kicks

Peter Swan | The Dogs Dinner

Daniel Nardiello | Dwight Yorke's Golden Ticket

Mick Harford | "Sorry Mum"

Kevin Ball | Cool, Calm, Calculated Aggression

Nicky Eaden | “Sorry for offering you out gaffa?”

Danny Simpson Pt2 | Premier League Winning Pub Team

Danny Simpson | Totti To Tommee Tippee

David Edgar | You're JoKinnear

Tony Pulis | Christmas Party Pooper

End Of Year Best Of Patreon Special

World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar(ish) Ep5