'East Side' Dave McDonald is dog-sitting two Australian Shepherds, his Subaru's been hostage at the shop for two weeks, and he needs $6,000 — fast. Naturally, the only logical solutions are an OnlyFans puppet show, a backyard dog-wrestling league, and a GoFundMe ransom video. Meanwhile, Dave's substitute teaching career hits new lows, Aaron pitches the worst lubricant commercial in advertising history, and the guys discover the perfect Shoprite turkey slider. Aaron Berg and East Side Dave McDonald go fully off the rails in what might be the most unhinged episode yet.CHAPTERS0:00 – Cold Open (Are we rolling?)1:07 – Welcome to Modern Day Man1:20 – The Knicks Are in the Finals3:34 – Dave's Dog-Sitting Situation: Meet Enzo & Sonny5:50 – Which Dog Would You Eat First?7:30 – Stay Hungry vs. Staying Alive8:17 – The Jamie Lee Curtis Debate10:10 – The $6,000 Subaru Disaster10:30 – "Divina" Goes to the Dealership13:55 – A Backyard Dog-Wrestling League?14:50 – Dave's OnlyFans Career Plan19:16 – The Strait of Hormuz & Gas Prices20:47 – The GoFundMe Ransom Video23:14 – Checking the Patreon23:34 – The Substitute Teaching Chronicles27:00 – Why He Goes By "Mr. Dave"28:41 – The Paper Airplane Incident30:48 – The Perfect Shoprite Turkey Sliders33:06 – The Grocery Store Bathroom Confession36:08 – The Wet Personal Lubricant Commercial39:48 – The Grossest Episode Ever?45:55 – Max Sports Debut + Special Guest Teaser46:36 – Final Word on the Knicks🔬 This episode is brought to you by VALOR SCIENCES. Take control of your health and performance. Use code BERG at valorsciences.com for a discount.❤️ Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/moderndayman📲 Follow the crew:Dave McDonald - @EastSideDave (X & Instagram)