#450 Unicycling In A Homeless Toilet with Jeff Danis and Ryan O'Neill

Comedians and Beach Cops Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis join me at a park in Los Angeles right outside an area where all the homeless people of Los Angeles take their malnourished dumps. It stunk so bad. The flies were not as unbearable as the stench that brought them. It’s always a great time with the D&O;! We saw vapid LA morons unicycle by looking for attention any way they can get it, as is the way in Los Angeles. It’s a horrible town. And we’ve seen it turn our friends into soulless mental patients with enough money to somehow avoid being committed.  I think we also saw the beginning of a guerilla porn shoot in the woods. That and a tremendous moment where it was all O'neill could do to stop from trying to kill a deer with the blade he keeps tucked between his balls.  The title is a metaphor for how tenuous it is to navigate life in Hollywood without losing your humanity. Fun pod!  For more Danish & O’Neill:  Listen to the Danish & O’Neill Podcast! Apple Podcasts:  Spotify Twitter Instagram Follow Ryan on Instagram: Check out Beach Cops on Patreon   YouTube: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT  Listen to Skeptic Tank: https://bit.ly/libsyn-skeptic  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir  Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/  Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch  Instagram For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir https://www.arishaffir.com/  12/09 | Boston 12/16​ | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland  01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa  02/17 | Denver  02/27 | Vancouver 03/06 | Salt Lake City  Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling, and head to 3chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off delta 8 products.   The music: Distillers - City Of Angels Goldfinger - The City With Two Faces Bad Religion - Los Angeles Is Burning Death Cab For Cutie - I Can’t See Why You’d Want To Live Here Silver Spoons Theme Song