Merry Christmas and Chappy Chanukah, Frot-sters! In honor of Jesus (and also the Maccabees)’s special day(s), I’m unlocking this Frotcast even for the free feed piggies. This one has me, Matt, and Joe Sinclitico, and we start off discussing Matt’s new child and his post-partum horniness. Then we get into Kanye on Alex Jones, where he discussed loving ALOOTTTTTTTA THINNNNNGS about Hitler (Ye’s words). Finally, we wrap things up with a discussion of Steven Spielberg’s semi-autobiographical coming-of-age tale about becoming an acclaimed director thanks to his parents’ divorce and that time he got to score because some weird girl had a crush on Jesus. Also, his mom had a monkey.

Anyway, if you enjoy this kind of #content, you should definitely subscribe to the Frotcast at Patreon.com/frotcast. If you subscribe at the $5 tier, you will INSTANTANEOUSLY gain access to a veritable TREASURE TROVE of priceless Frot content. At the $8 tier, you will get that AND a corner nickname on Pod Yourself The Wire. How could you not want it? Anyway, Merry Christmukah!