UNspoiled! The Dark Tower

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Natasha and Miles cover The Dark Tower! Natasha has never read the series and Miles has read the first 5. Buckle up as we begin our journey, a few chapters at a time!

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UNspoiled! The Dark Tower episodes:

09.11.2018
The Dark Tower Finale Wrap-Up
First, check out our sponsor for this episode, the TRAPP Society's upcoming special project set in the world of the Dark Tower. It takes place between books six and seven, and aims to correct some of King's more egregious indulgences....
09.04.2018
Wind Through The Keyhole- Skin Man (Part 2) & Epilogue
Listeners, this is it! It's time for the very last chapter of coverage of The Dark Tower series, which will be followed up by one more episode of discussion before we wrap on this podcast feed altogether. It's truly the...
08.28.2018
Wind Through The Keyhole, Part 3- Wind Through The Keyhole, Part 2
Hi there you beauties! Miles and I are here with the second-to-last episode of Wind Through The Keyhole, and I'm delighted to inform you that, despite some quibbles about the fact that the Red King has a cameo in this...
08.21.2018
Wind Through The Keyhole- Part 3, Wind Through The Keyhole- Part 1
I love titling these fucking episodes. What an unholy disaster. So this episode was intended to cover the entire 'Wind Through The Keyhole' section, but it turns out that's way too much reading for one day, and also this episode...
08.14.2018
Wind Through The Keyhole, Part 2- The Skin Man (Part 1)
Hey there, constant readers! Miles and I continue our journey through the final novel of the series, and I find that nothing is what I expected. I mean, who knew we'd basically be fighting werewolves this time?The whole deal in...
08.07.2018
Wind Through The Keyhole (Part 1)- Starkblast
Hey listeners! Miles and I are getting into the final book (at least so far) in the series, which is apparently going to contain some peripheral information and stories from Roland's youth. What we get first, however, is the setup...
07.31.2018
The Dark Tower- Epilogue & Coda
Well, folks. It's finally here. Miles reads the final chapter aloud to me, on the air. If you're a patron and would rather watch the LiveStream for the full effect, check it out here! https://www.crowdcast.io/patreon/join/-LIE0wOy9HdxZPO11XY4Artist Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/dios-db/art/The-Dark-Tower-170336484
07.17.2018
The Dark Tower, Part 5 - Chapter3
How dare you.
07.10.2018
The Dark Tower, Part 5- Chapter 2
Hey there, listeners. I'm not going to say too much here. There's nothing to be written that I didn't say during the episode. At least, nothing other than, "Fuck this fucking book."
07.03.2018
The Dark Tower- Part 5, Chapter 1
Hi there, listeners! I'm here with the next episode of Dark Tower, and I'm going to have to be honest here; I'm getting tired. It's really a shame, because I was so in love with this bizarre series at first....
06.26.2018
The Dark Tower, Part 4- Chapters 5 & 6
Hello, listeners! Now, before you go and listen to this episode and then DM or email me about the BLINDINGLY obvious thing that I missed, please allow me to reassure you that as I was editing, I realized. The robot's...
06.19.2018
The Dark Tower, Part 4- Chapters 3 & 4
This is one of the rarer episodes where Miles and I disagree a little more on the chapters than we usually do. While Miles is much less interested in the "Hides" chapter and feels like it's a stupid place to...
06.12.2018
The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Part IV- Chapters 1 & 2
Hey everyone! You wanna hear a really compelling argument between me and Miles about whether it's worse to be hot or cold? Eh, I'm just joshin ya, we only talk about that for like, 20 minutes, TOPS. No but in...
06.05.2018
The Dark Tower- Part 3, Chapters 3 & 4
Guys. I'm not going to write much here. I think the episode pretty much speaks for itself. Tell me how you feel about it.
05.29.2018
The Dark Tower, Part 3- Chapters 1 & 2
Forgive me if I'm not super high energy this episode, but I'm just not really my usual chipper self since there was a really dramatic and unexpected death that came OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE and kind of laid waste to...
05.22.2018
The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapter 12
Hey everyone! So despite my doubts, I am going to attempt to operate under the assumption that Eddie Dean of New York is in fact dead. In that spirit, I chose some artwork this week that depicts him and Susannah...
05.15.2018
The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Part 2, Chapter 11
Hey there everyone. I'm here with the next installment of The Dark Tower, and I'm going to warn you right now about my reaction to what I'm sure was supposed to be an emotionally affecting chapter: I am not here...
05.08.2018
UNsober! Sample Episode- Being Sick
Surprise Bonus! I'm sharing the first episode of a Patrons-Only Series to give everyone a sense of what this newest project is going to be about. This show will be hosted by Natasha and RoShawn, with the occasional guest from...
05.08.2018
The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapters 9 & 10
Miles and I are back with the table-setting chapters that come right before the big battle, and we get to talk to Sheemie more than we've ever gotten to before. It was so lovely to see Sheemie, and it's such...
05.01.2018
The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapter 8
This week Miles and I are only talking about one chapter, but what a chapter it is! This is a long tale of Ted The Breaker (which is what I'm calling him now) and how he was recruited to work...
04.24.2018
The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower- Part 2, Chapters 6 & 7
Oh boy, everyone, I'm feeling really guilty about this episode. Miles and I just kind of tear into the book in this one, and the complaints and discussion start to eat their own tails. My apologies ahead of time if...
04.19.2018
The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapters 3, 4, & 5
Alright folks. Here's the deal. Stephen King done fucked up. There, I said it. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. Maybe someday in the not-so-distant future I will look back at this moment and this post and...
04.10.2018
The Dark Tower: Part 1- Chapter 7, Part II- Chapter 1 & 2
I'm not going to sugarcoat things: we shit on this book kind of a lot this episode. Look, we're not saying it's a bad book. We're not even saying that we aren't enjoying it, in our way. What we're saying...
04.03.2018
The Dark Tower- Chapters 4, 5, & 6
Hey there you wonderful people! My apologies for being MIA for a few days, but my dear ole mum came to visit over Easter weekend and I just couldn't carve out the time to edit without woefully neglecting her. Please...
03.27.2018
The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Chapters 1, 2, & 3
I'm delighted to finally be starting the last book in the series (not counting Wind Through The Keyhole which I don't consider an official volume as much as a supplementary one at this point), and I'm really hoping that we...
03.13.2018
The Dark Tower, Book 6- Song Of Susannah, Stanza 13
This is the final chapter in Song Of Susannah, and I'm really feeling a little let down by it. This whole book is about Susannah and her pregnancy and the buildup towards the labor, and there's no real payoff at...
03.06.2018
Song Of Susannah- Stanza 12
Hey there, Patrons! I can't believe we're almost at the end of the book already, it feels like this one really flew by. I'm hoping against hope that we get a kind of happy ending and that Susannah doesn't wind...
02.27.2018
Song Of Susannah- Stanza 11
I'm excited to share this one, because it's the chapter where we meet The Writer. And yes, you probably noticed that picture I chose for this episode. Heh. I tried to find a picture of King that was supposed to...
02.20.2018
Song Of Susannah- Stanza 10
In which the intro may seem inexplicable, but please bear with us because we promise...it still doesn't make sense once we explain it.
02.13.2018
Song Of Susannah- Chapter 9
In which Calvin Tower seems like a whole lot more trouble than he's worth, and I'm about as done with him as Eddie is.
02.06.2018
Song Of Susannah- Chapters 7 & 8
In which Balazar's guys get the drop on Eddie and Roland, but John Cullum is here to help.
01.31.2018
Song Of Susannah- Chapters 5 & 6
In which we find out who the father of Susannah's baby is, and I am not impressed.
01.23.2018
Song Of Susannah, Chapters 3 & 4
Yay! It's Susannah! Oh. Oh NO.
01.16.2018
Song Of Susannah- Chapters 1 & 2
In which Mr. King is really beginning to try Natasha's patience here.
01.02.2018
Wolves Of The Calla- Epilogue
In which Miles live-reads the final entry to Natasha on the air.
12.26.2017
Wolves of the Calla- Part 3, Chapter 7
In which our team finally faces down the big bad Wolves.
12.12.2017
Wolves Of The Calla- Part 3, Chapters 5 & 6
In which Miles and I are delighted to see what happens to a certain smug someone who had it comin. Buy Book 6 in the series, 'Song Of Susannah', here using my Amazon link and support the show! http://amzn.to/2iVRTEN
11.23.2017
Wolves Of The Calla, Part 3- Chapters 3 & 4
In which Miles and I discuss how goddamn dumb the people in the Calla must be.
11.16.2017
Wolves Of The Calla, Part 3- Chapter 2
If there's a problem with the recording, please try re-downloading! I uploaded a corrected version. My apologies for the inconvenience! In which Eddie returns to New York in the nick of time. Otherwise, Calvin may have lost a book.
10.31.2017
Wolves Of The Calla, Part 3- Chapter 1
In which it turns out that Father Callahan has some mile-wide blind spots.
10.17.2017
Wolves Of The Calla- Part 2, Chapter 9
In which we hear the final chapter of Father Callahan's fantastic tale.
10.10.2017
Wolves Of The Calla- Part 2, Chapter 7 & 8
In these chapters, Jake finds out about Mia and goes to Roland for advice.
10.03.2017
Wolves Of The Calla- Part 2, Chapter 6
In which we find out the truth about that one lone Wolf that got killed all those years ago.
09.26.2017
Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapter 5
In which Miles and I discuss the pros and cons of a naked assassin.
09.19.2017
Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapter 4
In which Father Callahan tells them about all the different versions of America he's seen.
09.12.2017
Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapters 2 & 3
In these chapters, Father Callahan gets personal and tells them all about his time in Salem's Lot.
08.29.2017
Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapter 1
In which Roland cuts a rug.
08.15.2017
Wolves Of The Calla: Chapter 7
In which the boys go Todash again, and this time Roland and Susannah tag along. And also, Susannah's got LEGS!
08.01.2017
Wolves Of The Calla- Chapters 5 & 6
In which we learn about just how brutal the Wolves are, and what happens when Roont children come home.
07.18.2017
Wolves Of The Calla- Chapter 4
In which Father Callahan gets more than he bargained for in Roland.Check out our new sponsor, Accio Box! It's a monthly Harry Potter subscription box, and with code UNSPOILED you'll get 10% off your first 3 boxes! www.acciobox.com

What's UNspoiled! The Dark Tower about?

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UNspoiled! The Dark Tower episodes:

The Dark Tower Finale Wrap-Up

Wind Through The Keyhole- Skin Man (Part 2) & Epilogue

Wind Through The Keyhole, Part 3- Wind Through The Keyhole, Part 2

Wind Through The Keyhole- Part 3, Wind Through The Keyhole- Part 1

Wind Through The Keyhole, Part 2- The Skin Man (Part 1)

Wind Through The Keyhole (Part 1)- Starkblast

The Dark Tower- Epilogue & Coda

The Dark Tower, Part 5 - Chapter3

The Dark Tower, Part 5- Chapter 2

The Dark Tower- Part 5, Chapter 1

The Dark Tower, Part 4- Chapters 5 & 6

The Dark Tower, Part 4- Chapters 3 & 4

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Part IV- Chapters 1 & 2

The Dark Tower- Part 3, Chapters 3 & 4

The Dark Tower, Part 3- Chapters 1 & 2

The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapter 12

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Part 2, Chapter 11

UNsober! Sample Episode- Being Sick

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapters 9 & 10

The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapter 8

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower- Part 2, Chapters 6 & 7

The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapters 3, 4, & 5

The Dark Tower: Part 1- Chapter 7, Part II- Chapter 1 & 2

The Dark Tower- Chapters 4, 5, & 6

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Chapters 1, 2, & 3

The Dark Tower, Book 6- Song Of Susannah, Stanza 13

Song Of Susannah- Stanza 12

Song Of Susannah- Stanza 11

Song Of Susannah- Stanza 10

Song Of Susannah- Chapter 9

Song Of Susannah- Chapters 7 & 8

Song Of Susannah- Chapters 5 & 6

Song Of Susannah, Chapters 3 & 4

Song Of Susannah- Chapters 1 & 2

Wolves Of The Calla- Epilogue

Wolves of the Calla- Part 3, Chapter 7

Wolves Of The Calla- Part 3, Chapters 5 & 6

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 3- Chapters 3 & 4

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 3- Chapter 2

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 3- Chapter 1

Wolves Of The Calla- Part 2, Chapter 9

Wolves Of The Calla- Part 2, Chapter 7 & 8

Wolves Of The Calla- Part 2, Chapter 6

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapter 5

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapter 4

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapters 2 & 3

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapter 1

Wolves Of The Calla: Chapter 7

Wolves Of The Calla- Chapters 5 & 6

Wolves Of The Calla- Chapter 4