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Chrissy CHAOS is live from the NEW YORK METS dugout! Pete Alonso joins the show and wants all the chaos fans to get out there and vote for him in the All Star Game. Chris asks Pete about his career in baseball, his glutes, aliens being real, dugout poops, and making baseball exciting again. Second half of the ep Chris is enjoying his new robe and gossiping about his life from a box at CitiField.
 
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out

TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
10:41 Mike’s Taping
13:41 Big Booty Diver
20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps
26:02 Gays Ventura
31:57 Da New York Knicks
34:09 The Eclipse Broh
42:38 Benson Boone
48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap
50:10 Voicemail
56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?
1:03:54 Mean Comments

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Will Chris Survive Dubai?? | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 165

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00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story

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Podcasting During Earthquakes and Figuring Out Conjoined Twin Dynamic | Chris Distefano |Episode 164

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Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!

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03:39 Low T
09:35 Mike’s Birthday!
19:32 Da Knicks
25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse
32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood
39:10 Kate Middleton :(
43:55 P-Diddler
47:10 Chris the Junkie
49:20 J-Lo is Fake
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It's a Very Eddy Birthday Episode, J-Lo, P-Diddler & Kate Middleton | Chris Distefano | Ep 163

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Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!

00:30 - Intro
07:12 - Chicken Parm
11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids
19:27 - Creatine
23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz
26:57 - Relationships Yo
31:00 - Live Reads
36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise
39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!
45:17 - DRAKE BELL
56:05 - Live Read 2
1:00:00 - Chris is Dying
1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan
1:07:49 - HIV Baby
1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal
1:17:52 - MEAN Comments

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Chrissy Can't Stop Taking Edibles and Creatine | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 162

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Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing. 

00:00 - Intro
04:15 - Saturday Night Live!
10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier
16:00 - Living in NYC
18:30 - Making Babies
22:42 - Primal Humans
30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked
35:49 - Producer John Update
38:12
45:51 - Not Cocaine
48:30 - City Slickers
57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 2
1:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead
1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW)
1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!!
1:35:10 - Mike Cannon Baby Names
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