An 80 year woman old gets locked in her basement after a bloody intruder broke in and told her to take bath with him in her nightgown, a transracial influencer plans penis reduction to be "100% Korean" and a man sleeping with his sister, murders her after finding out she slept with another man.
 
 
 
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Wakin' Up In The Mornin'

Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners.&nbsp;The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.

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It’s a quick turnaround for this week’s JRVP and Anthony tries his best to shorten the show. And he would have done it too, if it wasn’t for those meddlesome kids. 
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Do Not Suscitate

Anthony is back from recording his special and flying high. He’s also the owner of multiple cars. 
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Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

Anthony is locked in with only days to go before his special taping. Aaron and Gregg talk about going to Anthony’s show in L.A. and try to keep him happier than he was last week. Toward Milwaukee we go! 
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Wrath of Man

Anthony is in a mood. So Gregg tries to turn that frown upside down with some bad jokes and talk of a killing spree at a petting zoo.
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Happy Birthday, Mr. President

The best mailbag episode yet hits on Anthony’s plan for the boys to grow their hair out, why comedians stumping for politicians are lame and a controversial answer about significant others that changes the show forever. You got your money’s worth with this one!
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Wakin' Up In The Mornin'

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