EPISODE 300: WE’RE BOTH VIRGIN GODDESSES?

It’s Episode 300, FUCKERS! This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch) ring in their 300th episode by discussing the messed up news story of a teenager charged with being her own pornographer, give advice to a fucker whose boyfriend isn’t offering to eat her out on her period, Krystyna is rollerblading, and Corinne is keeping her love life on the DL. Then, in order to celebrate this special occasion, we decide to get mystical, folks! First the gals sit down with character analyst, palm reader, tarot interpreter and good vibe king, MARK SELTMAN! Mark takes a look at Corinne and Krystyna’s palms and birth charts, and sees right into their souls. After his completely spot-on character breakdowns, Mark gives the gals some tarot readings about their love lives. Then, oh snap, we got another guest for you on this party episode, astrologer extraordinaire, ANGEL EYEDEALISM (@angeleyedealism)! Angel breaks down the duo’s planets, stars, houses, asteroids, the whole shebang, and gets real with our Libra and Pisces queens. Wow. It’s a celebration, fuckers! Thanks for taking this magical ride with us.  Go to MARK SELTMAN’S Website: markseltman.comCheck out MARK SELTMAN’S Blog: blog.markseltman.comFollow MARK SELTMAN on Twitter: @markseltmanFollow MARK SELTMAN on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/masterpalmist Go to ANGEL EYEDEALISM’S Website: angeleyeastrology.comFollow ANGEL EYEDEALISM on IG: @angeleyedealismFollow ANGEL EYEDEALISM on Twitter: @angeleyekon Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal  Follow Corinne on IG: instagram.com/philanthropygal  Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch  Follow Krystyna on IG: Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch    Email us: [email protected]     LISTEN TO CORINNE'S OTHER PODCAST, Two Less Lonely Girls! An unironic podcast for adult Justin Bieber fans who also enjoy chats about the Illuminati, Hollywood conspiracy theories, and general hot celebrity goss! Hosted by Corinne Fisher and Rosebud Baker. apple.co/2GmQO6K AND YOU CAN NOW WATCH TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS ON YOUTUBE HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmQ2OfnE6ZY&t;=2811s      COME SEE US LIVE!   SUNDAY October 13th at 7:00 PMGUYS WE FUCKED LIVECaveat Bar 21 A Clinton StreetNew York, NY 10002GTICKET LINK COMING SOON  For full duo touring schedule, please visit www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours   SATURDAY September 7th at 8:00 PMGLAMOURPUSS with KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON & WENDI STARLING  Zinc Bar  82 W 3rd Street  New York, NY 10012  TIX: $15  TICKET LINK: https://glamourpuss44.brownpapertickets.com FRIDAY October 11th & SATURDAY October 12th at 9:15 PMCORINNE FISHER HEADLING ZANIE’S NASHVILLE Zanie’s Comedy Night Club2025 8th Avenue SouthNashville, TN 3720418+TIX: $25TICKET LINK: https://zaniesnashvilletickets.laughstub.com/event.cfm?cart&id;=532446 ALL TALK web series with CORINNE FISHER & JASON MEWES:https://youtu.be/iVisBzqwzpI CHECK OUT our new fave body positive blogger, #SOPHIE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6j69-EeLZU  MUSIC FEATURED THIS WEEK:     1. The Hell Yeah Babies – “Vampire Girlfriend”2. The Hell Yeah Babies – “Ms. Miss Me Yet?3. The Hell Yeah Babies – “Grenadine Nosebleeds”https://open.spotify.com/artist/7w2N4H6s1o4j4lU58Ete02?si=c8Y8W9NDQJe9MCdf8oPkRw Do you think your music should be featured on an episode of GWF?   E-mail a streaming link to Mike Coscarelli: [email protected]  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.