We're No Doctors

By Steve Agee, Busy Philipps, Starburns Audio

What's We're No Doctors about?

Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.

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We're No Doctors episodes:

05.12.2020
20 Bucks for Jack in the Box (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)
On this special episode, Steve is joined again by David and Eve Dastmalchian to discuss the death of Steve’s mother and what’s going on with the current pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03.12.2020
Introducing Y'all Ever
Y'all Ever is a big dumb show that believes you are not alone. Your life is relatable and your pain is relatable and comedians Hampton Young and Dave Ross want you to know that. Every week the longtime friends read your embarrassing stories, your stories...
12.05.2019
Shots and Bidets with David and Eve Dastmalchian
Once again Steve is recording from Atlanta and once again his guests are David and Eve Dastmalchian. They talk about their up-coming inoculations and David tries the bidet toilet seat…LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.31.2019
My Ass is Desensitized
Steve is back with some spare time to talk about what’s been happening with his body over the past couple weeks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09.19.2019
Dear Corn, How’s Your Summer? (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)
David and Eve Dastmalchian are living with Steve in Atlanta while David and Steve work on The Suicide Squad. The conversation revolves mostly around ticks, but strays occasionally to pink eye, pneumonia and scorpions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
09.05.2019
This is Some Real Adult Shit
Steve has finally left LA and settled in the greater Atlanta area for the next 5-6 months. What does he miss most about LA? Listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08.22.2019
Adventure Man
Steve is almost done moving his junk into storage for his big out of town adventure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08.08.2019
This Dude Has a Totally New Dick
Steve talks about possible Tennis Elbow and a man who was accidentally circumcised at 70 years old! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08.01.2019
F*ck You Gout, Get Out! (with Eric Vespe)
Steve welcomes writer, producer and friend, Eric Vespe to talk about the joys of gout. Get into it, kids! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07.25.2019
The Cabbage Patch Dolls of Shoes (with Ken Plume)
Steve talks with his friend, Ken Plume about dehydration, Air Jordans and so, so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07.18.2019
Ribs Are Weird
Steve’s back problems are at an all time high, or low depending on how you grade back problems. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07.11.2019
He Died From Being Tall
Steve takes some viewer mail and has more back issues! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07.04.2019
Second Puberty
Steve’s voice is apparently changing, his back is still hurt, he can’t remember anyone's name and he’s waiting for a food delivery from some guy on a bike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06.27.2019
Other People’s Suffering
Steve lifted with his back and really screwed up his sacroiliac joints. He also had two cavities filled. What a trooper! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06.20.2019
SLEEPY DIZZY
Steve talks about his weekend, a perfect storm of motion sickness, dehydration and lack of sleep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06.13.2019
That Gross, Fleshy Smoke
Well, Steve finally had his disgusting molar removed after putting it off for about a year. Hear all about it on this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06.06.2019
I’ve Been Prescribed a Star Wars Villain.
Steve is finding his updated recording software a little off. He also has some concerns about his new allergy medication and even bigger concerns about pneumonia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05.30.2019
Do I Have Meningitis?
Steve is still in LA and just getting over a cold, which he’s not 100% sure wasn’t Meningitis. That, listener emails and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05.23.2019
A Fart, a Burp or a Tiger
Steve’s back in LA and fighting a cold, but takes time to read some listener emails and talk about his first job, working in a hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05.16.2019
Almost Doctor (with Victoria Agee)
Steve’s cousin Victoria is in her third year of medical school and sits down with him to talk about dissecting road kill as a kid, the stress of an eight hour board exam, assisting in surgeries and what happens when...
05.09.2019
I Ate Like A Garbage Boy
Steve is back in Riverside at his mom’s house after a week in Texas, and everything is starting to look a whole lot better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04.25.2019
I Think Everybody Should Have a Life Alert.
Steve’s back in L.A. - for one day. More updates on Steve’s mom and sister, so hang on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04.18.2019
I Feigned a Faint (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)
Dave and Eve Dastmalchian return to the podcast to discuss a romantic trip to Milan that turned out to be anything but romantic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04.11.2019
My Family is Cursed by Stairs
Steve has been in his hometown taking care of multiple family members who decided to get injured at the same time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04.04.2019
This Podcast Will be Used as Evidence
Steve does a solo episode from a cemetery where he reads listener emails and witnesses a possible felony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03.28.2019
A Rehearsal for Being Incapacitated (with Scott Reeder)
Musician Scott Reeder (Kyuss, Fireball Ministry) joins steve to talk about toe surgery, bathtubs with doors, auditioning for Metallica and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03.21.2019
The Hum
Is Steve part of a select group of cursed humans who hear a random, low-pitched humming noise? Maybe. Also, listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03.14.2019
Congratulations, You Have a Hotel
Steve is solo and talks about his new 10,000 step habit, Nashville, TN and then reads one or two listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03.07.2019
Colon Cancer (with Rob Pash)
Steve is joined by guest, Rob Pash to discuss his recently being diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02.28.2019
Steve Turns 50
Steve is out of town but still manages to record a quick episode from his truck, on his phone, on his 50th birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02.22.2019
Happy Valentits Day (with Felicia Day)
Felicia Day (The Guild, Buffy, Voyage to the Stars podcast) joins Steve on Valentines Day to talk about hernias, child birth, elective appendix removal, Ambien, and, of course, kidney stones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02.14.2019
Unfamiliar Sensations
Steve shares his experience of the absolute horror of having his stent removed…through his penis…while he was awake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02.07.2019
Let’s Go On a Journey Up My Dick!
Steve gives a step by step account of his kidney stone removal surgery. Spoiler: It sucked! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01.31.2019
Live From San Francisco Sketchfest (with Dana Gould and Jane Wiedlin)
Busy and Steve are back together for the first time in 8 months for a live taping from the San Francisco Sketchfest with guests Dana Gould (Stan Against Evil, The Simpsons) and Jane Wiedlin (The Go-Go’s). Learn more about your ad...
01.25.2019
I’m Gonna Eat Like The Rock!
Steve is back on his own this week with all sorts of diet/training/health stories. Buckle up, Buttercups. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01.17.2019
Everybody’s Got a Remedy (with Michael Rosenbaum)
This week Steve is joined by Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville, Impastor) to talk about neck surgery, back surgery, Vasovagal Syncope and oh so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01.10.2019
Cheese Days (with Jillian Bell)
Actress Jillian Bell has one of the most amazing kidney stone stories Steve has EVER heard. Plus Steve updates us on day 7 without sugar or carbs. This one is a doozy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01.03.2019
Crudités and Compensation
Steve talks about New Years Eve, a temporary back injury, soaking in an ice bath, his new diet and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01.03.2019
Crudités and Compensation
Steve talks about New Years Eve, a temporary back injury, soaking in an ice bath, his new diet and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.27.2018
Gagmore, Starring Steve Agee
Steve talks holidays, working out and then answers some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.27.2018
Gagmore, Starring Steve Agee
Steve talks holidays, working out and then answers some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.20.2018
Steve's in Training
Steve is two sessions in with his personal trainer and can barely move. Plus listener emails! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.20.2018
Steve's in Training
Steve is two sessions in with his personal trainer and can barely move. Plus listener emails! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.13.2018
Shingles (with Esther Povitsky)
Comedian Esther Povitsky (Alone Together and the Glowing Up podcast) joins Steve to talk about shingles, broken toes, contact lenses and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.06.2018
This Guy Needs More Snot
Steve is home sick, like really sick. He talks, colds, the feeling of being overwhelmed by lunch invitations, and answers some listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.06.2018
This Guy Needs More Snot
Steve is home sick, like really sick. He talks, colds, the feeling of being overwhelmed by lunch invitations, and answers some listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11.29.2018
A Lot of Little Squiggles
Steve sits down to talk about his meeting with his new trainer and his horrible new affliction: eye floaters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11.29.2018
A Lot of Little Squiggles
Steve sits down to talk about his meeting with his new trainer and his horrible new affliction: eye floaters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11.22.2018
Depression (episode rerelease with Andy Richter and Busy Phillips)
Steve revisits a listener favorite episode with actor/writer/comedian Andy Richter (Conan) joins Steve and Busy to discuss depression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11.15.2018
Here's Your New Diet - Happy Thanksgiving!
Steve talks about his fire induced allergies and responds to listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's We're No Doctors about?

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We're No Doctors episodes:

20 Bucks for Jack in the Box (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

Introducing Y'all Ever

Shots and Bidets with David and Eve Dastmalchian

My Ass is Desensitized

Dear Corn, How’s Your Summer? (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

This is Some Real Adult Shit

Adventure Man

This Dude Has a Totally New Dick

F*ck You Gout, Get Out! (with Eric Vespe)

The Cabbage Patch Dolls of Shoes (with Ken Plume)

Ribs Are Weird

He Died From Being Tall

Second Puberty

Other People’s Suffering

SLEEPY DIZZY

That Gross, Fleshy Smoke

I’ve Been Prescribed a Star Wars Villain.

Do I Have Meningitis?

A Fart, a Burp or a Tiger

Almost Doctor (with Victoria Agee)

I Ate Like A Garbage Boy

I Think Everybody Should Have a Life Alert.

I Feigned a Faint (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

My Family is Cursed by Stairs

This Podcast Will be Used as Evidence

A Rehearsal for Being Incapacitated (with Scott Reeder)

The Hum

Congratulations, You Have a Hotel

Colon Cancer (with Rob Pash)

Steve Turns 50

Happy Valentits Day (with Felicia Day)

Unfamiliar Sensations

Let’s Go On a Journey Up My Dick!

Live From San Francisco Sketchfest (with Dana Gould and Jane Wiedlin)

I’m Gonna Eat Like The Rock!

Everybody’s Got a Remedy (with Michael Rosenbaum)

Cheese Days (with Jillian Bell)

Crudités and Compensation

Crudités and Compensation

Gagmore, Starring Steve Agee

Gagmore, Starring Steve Agee

Steve's in Training

Steve's in Training

Shingles (with Esther Povitsky)

This Guy Needs More Snot

This Guy Needs More Snot

A Lot of Little Squiggles

A Lot of Little Squiggles

Depression (episode rerelease with Andy Richter and Busy Phillips)

Here's Your New Diet - Happy Thanksgiving!