We're So Bad At Adventuring

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What's We're So Bad At Adventuring about?

We’re So Bad At Adventuring is a fantasy comedy audioplay about Thornwick and Bob, two regular guys in a fantasy world full of magic, monsters and hijinx galore! Follow them on their weekly adventurers as they trick people, steal stuff, hide in barrels and avoid anything resembling being a hero! For the best experience, start from Episode 1

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We're So Bad At Adventuring episodes:

12.06.2022
Side Adventure: Charitable Intent
In this very special episode, Thornwick and Bob learn the value of giving back to the community.
12.06.2022
Side Adventure: Sign, Sealed, and Deceived.
Fiendish Owls making deals, bowls of soup, compliments; this side adventure has everything, even justification for a semicolon!
12.06.2022
Side Adventure: Bookbound for Adventure
Thornwick and Bob discover life is actually pretty hard when you don’t have library card
12.06.2022
Side Adventure: Dungeon Dangerous
Bob makes a bet that he can clear a dungeon in less than half an hour of running time! The stakes have never been lower!
12.06.2022
Side Adventure: Two Monsters After Midnight
Trapped in the spookiest dimension, Thornwick and Bob go on a quest to find as much free food as possible! There’s also vampires and werewolves.
12.06.2022
Side Adventure: Did Someone Say Death Cults?
The Series is Over but thanks to Patreon supporters over the years, we were able to make some side episodes. Please enjoy the next few uploads. I also am experimenting with a new ad system; if you’re disappointed, please remember...
05.06.2021
S5: 12. We’re So Bad At Saying Goodbye
In an act of heroic defiance that may or may not have been a total accident, Thornwick and Bob have unleashed a powerful monster into the world! Will it be the cool monster, where you can hang out and be...
04.29.2021
S5: 11. The Penultimate Episode
Thornwick and Bob rally forth to defeat their biggest enemy yet: some guy in a treehouse. This episode of WSBA was not recorded in front of a live audience. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew...
04.22.2021
S5: 10. The Village of Quiet Warmth
Thornwick and Bob discover a surprising secret in the clouds, leading to monsters, mayhem and of course, mimosas! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music...
04.15.2021
S5: 9. The Salmon Barrels of the Lawkeeper King
You know the deal, a wacky but evasive description of the episode goes here. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
04.08.2021
S5: 8. The Wizard Mercury
Back by (un)popular demand, Bob gets another Bob adventure while Thornwick gets the thing he desires most of all: peace and quiet for like, 5 minutes minimum. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written...
04.01.2021
S5: 7. The House of Gold and Cheap Plastic Flamingos
Free from their chains, Thornwick and Bob seek revenge on the one person responsible for most and/or all of their problems: Mr. Betterself! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes...
03.25.2021
S5: 6. The Barrow Mine of Murder Part 2
The allegorical and metaphorical come at Thornwick and Bob with a knife. As is tradition. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop...
03.18.2021
S5: 5. The Barrow Mine of Murder Part 1
Thornwick and Bob go on a self-help retreat into a deep dark mine filled with deadly puzzles and poison gas. As is tradition. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes...
03.11.2021
S5: 4. The Gorge of Gore
A square off between the Legendary Lord Egregious and two knuckleheads who have troubles opening jars. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any...
03.04.2021
S5: 3. The Forest of Unimaginable Horrors and Also a Nice Lake
Dentistry, allegory and destiny all catch up with Thornwick and Bob as they continue in their search for sap to smear all over Lord Egregious! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew...
02.25.2021
S5: 2. The Flammable Tree of Fate
Thornwick discovers he must take up the mantle of righteousness to do something…he can’t quite remember. But butter is definitely involved! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/,...
02.18.2021
S5: 1. The Repossessed Path
It’s time for the Final Season of We’re So Bad At Adventuring! In this episode, Thornwick finally reaches the Waters of Rescue! But are there complications that might cause an adventure? Who knows? (The answer is yes!) Starring Rodney Piatt,...
06.04.2020
New Show Announcement!
Hey folks, quick show announcement as well as a bit of news about Season 5. Check out What Lies Between Sleep at the www.whatliesbetweensleep.com and give it a listen, if you’re into spooky horror! Don’t worry WSBA Season 5 is...
03.18.2020
Side Adventure: Did Someone Say…Death Cult?
Another side adventure for those brave folks staying indoors! Today's episode from the Vault: Did Someone Say... Death Cults? Join Thornwick and Bob as they battle their most ancient of foes: water, mirrors, statues and their own inability to concentrate...
03.17.2020
Side Adventure: Two Monsters Past Midnight
Hey friends, I know things are tough right now and many folks are stuck indoors, so why not pass the time with Thornwick and Bob? For a limited time, I'll be putting out a few Side Adventures from our Vault...
11.14.2019
S4: 11. The Sixfold Edgevault
Revelations are made, people argue and nefarious things happen in the thrilling Season Finale of Season 4! Thanks so much, everyone, for tuning into the latest season, I hope you enjoyed it! WSBA will be back for Season 5 sometime...
11.07.2019
S4: 10. The Midnight Mountains
Thornwick and Bob rush to find the Baron, risking life and limb to do...something, frankly they haven't quite been paying attention to why they're going to see him. But it's probably important. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stephanie Barta, Edwin Rivera,...
10.31.2019
S4: 9. The Forest of Treats That Rapidly Expand When You Eat Them
Thornwick and Bob must face the utterly terrifying challenge of all time: resisting the urge to eat food off the ground! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stephanie Barta, Edwin Rivera, Michael Yackley, and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Soundscapes provided by...
10.24.2019
S4. 8: The Cathedral of Pure Terror
Thornwick and Bob traverse through a series of trials that can only be described as mildly derivative and only slightly terrifying! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stephanie Barta, Edwin Rivera, Michael Yackley, and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Soundscapes provided...
10.17.2019
S4: 7. Nightmare Alley
Sleep, what is it good for? Apparently an exciting adventure into the Dream World! Let's just hope it's a nice dream and not, you know, one of these terrifying nightmares that are all the rage these days! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes...
10.03.2019
S4: 6. The Sienna Mountains
Bob's in charge now, well, at least for this episode! Watch as he heroically leads the team up a mountain and straight into the mouth of the first horrible monster he sees! WSBA will be on a short break next week,...
09.26.2019
S4: 5. The Castle of Forsaken Hope
Thornwick and Bob discover a castle full of free treasure! Provided you don't count the Baron who lives there as the owner of said treasure. Which they don't. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stephanie Barta, Edwin Rivera, Michael Yackley, Zoe...
09.19.2019
S4: 4. The Artifactoreum
The greatest and most ancient of fears is that of missing out on discounts. Tune in as Thornwick and Bob traverse their greatest challenge yet: The Artifactoreum! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stephanie Barta, Edwin Rivera, Michael Yackley, Carrol Pourciaux, Lee...
09.12.2019
S4: 3. The Ornery Hatchet
Thornwick and Bob are finally on trial for the crimes they may or may not have done! Will they be able to escape execution by laying out a complicated legal defense? Hint: Probably not. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stephanie Barta,...
09.05.2019
S4: 2. The Stone of Subtle Hints
Thornwick and Bob face a powerful stone who knows all and sees (mostly) all! Let's hope it doesn't fall on them and break allllll of their bones! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stephanie Barta, Edwin Rivera, Dan Cholger, Carrol Pourciaux, Robert...
08.29.2019
S4: 1. The Glen of Gentle Dreams
Thornwick and Bob return for another exciting season! In this episode, they confront the deadly dangers of commerce, fairies and not having the right kind of maps! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stephanie Barta, Lee Mawyer and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by...
12.31.2018
S3: 12. The Sanctum
Season Three draws to a close as Thornwick rushes to confront his greatest foe (who he’s also a huge fan of by the way) while Bob tags along and mocks him relentlessly. Special thanks to our guest stars Nick Choppa...
12.31.2018
S3: 11. The Boulder of Rash Decisions
The Box of Secrets is glowing red and going nuts! Tune in as Thornwck, Bob, Meriam, Grax and Adventures Forever Incorporated all face the ultimate challenge of fighting against an evil floating square! Special thanks to Tristin Merriman and Curtis...
12.31.2018
S3: 10. The Ditch by a Random Tavern
Thornwick and Bob come up with a clever plan to borrow the MacGuffin for like, a quick ten minutes and things do not go well at all! Tune in as magical duels, lost spellbooks, ancient bundles of vines and marital...
12.31.2018
S3: 9. The Bottom of a Giant Hole
Thornwick and Bob discover the wonders of falling, mole people and spinal injuries!
08.18.2017
S3: 12. The Sanctum
Season Three draws to a close as Thornwick rushes to confront his greatest foe (who he's also a huge fan of by the way) while Bob tags along and mocks him relentlessly. Special thanks to our guest stars Nick Choppa...
08.11.2017
S3: 11. The Boulder of Rash Decisions
The Box of Secrets is glowing red and going nuts! Tune in as Thornwck, Bob, Meriam, Grax and Adventures Forever Incorporated all face the ultimate challenge of fighting against an evil floating square! Special thanks to Tristin Merriman and Curtis...
08.04.2017
S 3: 10. The Ditch by a Random Tavern
Thornwick and Bob come up with a clever plan to borrow the MacGuffin for like, a quick ten minutes and things do not go well at all! Tune in as magical duels, lost spellbooks, ancient bundles of vines and marital...
07.28.2017
S3: 9. The Bottom of a Giant Hole
Thornwick and Bob discover the joys of escaping from a crumbling dungeon, molepeople and of course, falling down giant holes for fun and profit! If you’re looking for a hilarious eBook all about Lady Almington’s quest to become the most...
07.21.2017
S3: 8. The Room of Finding Out Which One of You Has the Guts To Blow This Thing Up For Good
They finally reach the final level, only to discover, nothing is what it seems!
07.09.2017
S3: 7. The Antechamber of Revitalization
A riddle threatens Thornwick and Bob's very sense of decency and social niceties!
06.28.2017
S3: 6. The Room of Broken Dreams and Fingers
The dangers of broken dreams and totally broken puzzles rear their heads in this exciting adventure of WSBA!
06.23.2017
S3: 5. Rocks Fall, Everyone…
Thornwick and Bob discover the joys of rock slides, then the joys of digging out of several tons of rocks shortly thereafter. There's also some stuff about endangering the entire world, but that's not nearly as interesting as rocks. Joining...
06.16.2017
S3: 4. The Room of Infinite Lava and Stuff
Thornwick and Bob meet a plot hook who claims to be a person, fight a lava monster and then are maimed by said lava monster!
06.09.2017
S3: 3. The Room of Sudden Kneecap Injuries
Thornwick and Bob encounter a monster looking for new employment opportunities, tables that go right for the knees and Scinterax, Wizard of the Highest Caliber in this exciting episode of WSBA! Special thanks to our guest star, Tristin Merriman. For...
06.02.2017
S3: 2. The Room of Gargoyles Who Strangle and Sass You
As Thornwick and Bob continue to navigate the terrible dungeon, they must encounter the deadliest thing of all: gargoyles who sass you. The gargoyles also strangle people too, which is also bad. Special thanks to our guest stars in this...
05.26.2017
S3: 1 The Room of So Many Axes
Thornwick and Bob are back and this time, they're going to be investigating the Everlorn Dungeon of Pretty Rough Stuff! Join them as they navigate through a deadly, terrifying dungeon armed with only their general incompetence! Special Thanks to our...
07.09.2016
S2: 12. The Town of Unrelenting Wailing and Dirt Cheap Gear
Boasting, monsters and wagers are all a part of this exciting season finale! The adventure might be done for a while but it's far from over, we'll be back sooner than you know it! Special thanks to our fantastic cast...
07.05.2016
S2: 11. The Incredibly Large Bridge That We Really Had Trouble Naming So We Sorta Didn’t…
Bridges, Mayors and Wagon-obsessed monsters all plague Thornwick and Bob in this episode! Voices: Jaymes Brown, Michael Yackley, Stephanie Barda, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music:Hidden Past Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution...

What's We're So Bad At Adventuring about?

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We're So Bad At Adventuring episodes:

Side Adventure: Charitable Intent

Side Adventure: Sign, Sealed, and Deceived.

Side Adventure: Bookbound for Adventure

Side Adventure: Dungeon Dangerous

Side Adventure: Two Monsters After Midnight

Side Adventure: Did Someone Say Death Cults?

S5: 12. We’re So Bad At Saying Goodbye

S5: 11. The Penultimate Episode

S5: 10. The Village of Quiet Warmth

S5: 9. The Salmon Barrels of the Lawkeeper King

S5: 8. The Wizard Mercury

S5: 7. The House of Gold and Cheap Plastic Flamingos

S5: 6. The Barrow Mine of Murder Part 2

S5: 5. The Barrow Mine of Murder Part 1

S5: 4. The Gorge of Gore

S5: 3. The Forest of Unimaginable Horrors and Also a Nice Lake

S5: 2. The Flammable Tree of Fate

S5: 1. The Repossessed Path

New Show Announcement!

Side Adventure: Did Someone Say…Death Cult?

Side Adventure: Two Monsters Past Midnight

S4: 11. The Sixfold Edgevault

S4: 10. The Midnight Mountains

S4: 9. The Forest of Treats That Rapidly Expand When You Eat Them

S4. 8: The Cathedral of Pure Terror

S4: 7. Nightmare Alley

S4: 6. The Sienna Mountains

S4: 5. The Castle of Forsaken Hope

S4: 4. The Artifactoreum

S4: 3. The Ornery Hatchet

S4: 2. The Stone of Subtle Hints

S4: 1. The Glen of Gentle Dreams

S3: 12. The Sanctum

S3: 11. The Boulder of Rash Decisions

S3: 10. The Ditch by a Random Tavern

S3: 9. The Bottom of a Giant Hole

S3: 12. The Sanctum

S3: 11. The Boulder of Rash Decisions

S 3: 10. The Ditch by a Random Tavern

S3: 9. The Bottom of a Giant Hole

S3: 8. The Room of Finding Out Which One of You Has the Guts To Blow This Thing Up For Good

S3: 7. The Antechamber of Revitalization

S3: 6. The Room of Broken Dreams and Fingers

S3: 5. Rocks Fall, Everyone…

S3: 4. The Room of Infinite Lava and Stuff

S3: 3. The Room of Sudden Kneecap Injuries

S3: 2. The Room of Gargoyles Who Strangle and Sass You

S3: 1 The Room of So Many Axes

S2: 12. The Town of Unrelenting Wailing and Dirt Cheap Gear

S2: 11. The Incredibly Large Bridge That We Really Had Trouble Naming So We Sorta Didn’t…