Alanah tells more weird Australian stories, Marty uncovers a balloon fetish, and Kinda Funny's Joey Noelle joins in to talk airplane romance. Sort of. 

Wife Needs a Massage

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In this month's episode, Alanah, Charlotte, and Fiona rank American chain, sit-down restaurants for FIRST DATE QUALITY, but also fall in love with someone named Julia along the way.

We Ranked American Sit-Down Restaurants For First Dates

This month, we're joined by Ify Nwawide! We talk about "shooting up the club", stealing stuff from your ex, if anyone is bold enough to name someone they're cheating on you with "boo" in their phone, and games we used to roleplay on as kids.

My Ex Stole my Halo Reach while I was Asleep

This month, a very strange voicemail, pathological liars and narcissists, and the prince of sealand.

I Dated A Pathological Liar

Missing a connection just between me (w), a bad poem, and reviewing audience dating profiles.

Wife Needs a Massage

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