Emily is 6"1'. If that doesn't seem like a big deal, try again. The average Canadian woman is less than 5'4". Emily is taller than 99.6% of all the world's women combined.

This is the original, unaired pilot of The Lapse Storytelling Podcast. With a couple hiccups in our regular scheduled programming, I thought it'd be a treat to share just where The Lapse came from. It's funny. I didn't realize how much narration I did back then.

Wish I Was A Little Bit Smaller – Emily| Episode 10

See with your ears. The Lapse’s award-winning audio wonderment thrusts listeners headlong into true stories as they transpire. Whether trapped in a touring carnival, running a marathon across Antarctica, or accidentally joining a cult, experience stories as diverse as they are fascinating. Beautifully edited and rich in sound, this is The Lapse.

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The Lapse SPOOKYTELLING Podcast returns this Halloween for an exceptionally creepy special.  Remember: it happened to a friend of a friend of mine...

Original story by Michael Lutz, @WarrenIsDead.
Play the interactive game for yourself at www.correlatedcontents.com/misc/father.

Keep the show you love in business. Support Kyle and The Lapse's extensive production at www.patreon.com/thelapse. A huge special thanks to David Gattey, David Boff, Priya Punwani, Cindy Crijns, Rob Holcomb, Matthew Gibson, Antonio DaSilva, Bren MacDonald, and Lesley Miller.

My Father’s Long, Long Legs – Michael Lutz | Episode 53

When one death gives life to another.

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New Kid – Danielle Coralles | Episode 52

Ever dream of starring in a Canadian reality TV show? Well, I sure didn't... Until I was cast in one.

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A huge thank you to patrons Darrell Kane, Priya Punwani, Bren MacDonald, Jennifer Cherney, Lesley Miller, Rob Holcomb, Lorinda Green, Antonio DaSilva, Matthew Gibson, Cindy Crijins, David McCaw, and David Gattey. A heartfelt congratulations to David Gattey and his wife Ashley on their recent wedding!

The Skinny White Oprah – Kyle Gest | Episode 51

Niki's husband was planning to kill her... Until her best friend Diane showed up at the door. Now what Diane doesn't know might kill her too. Credit for the outstanding interview used in this episode goes to The Lip, where another version of this story first aired.

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Thank you so, so much to patrons David Gattey, Priya Punwani, Lesley Miller, Lorinda Green, Cindy Crijins, Rob Holcomb, Jennifer Cherney, Bren MacDonald, Haley Boros, Matthew Gibson, Antonio DaSilva, David McCaw and Patrick Freebern for their ongoing, incredible support.

Mark / Velvet / Murder – The Lip | Episode 50

How do you go from the future VP of a billion dollar company to making $12 a week? Meet Marge Crawford.

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A huge thank you to patrons Lesley Miller, Lorinda Green, Darrel Kane, Cindy Crijins, Jennifer Cherney, Bren MacDonald, Antonio DaSilva, David McCaw, Haley Boros, Rob Holcomb, David Gattey, Matthew Gibson, and Patrick Freebern for their amazing support.

Wish I Was A Little Bit Smaller – Emily| Episode 10

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