In which we invent new festival rules - eg 1) only play wall-to-wall hits, 2) no garden furniture, juggling, jesters hats 3) bands must camp to get into the same mindset as the audience; the Album Cover Atlas! - the Bunnymen’s Crocodiles in Rickmansworth, Roxy’s Siren in Holyhead etc; ideas for new rides at the Hard Rock Theme Park; the first Dr Who episode; spoken word records; Pete Townshend looks like someone reflected in the back of a spoon; HORA about Wham!’s on-plane disaster in China.

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