"What does he mean he ain't seen Top Gun" is not a phrase you hear often, but we got a couple airline stories this week. They both somehow involve misuse of the male sexual organ by it's owner. Dudes just be gross all the time, even on planes. These are not the friendly skies, they are the gross abusive skies. For the price of a plane ticket nowadays, one would assume that there would be some form of security up there keeping rich people from urinating on strangers, but no. The airlines just goble up our money and give us less and less. No peanuts, no leg room, no protection from golden showers. This is our world now and nobody wants to report on the truth! Argh! It's the Worstcase........