Won't somebody save us from the woke mind virus? These libs want us to be nice to each other! What?! They think pregnant ladies shouldn't smoke cigarettes at the playground! They been trying to tell my kids not to be racists! What?!?! This woke mind virus can only be stopped by one thing. Florida Man! Only a strong man with great hair and shiny white privilege can stand tall enough to tell the libs that we like air pollution! We don't care about no clean water if it might hurt corporate profits! Florida Man will save us! All hail the big conservative hero! Derp derppy durp! (please vote, it's the Worstcase.......)